🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[CECA Loather]

Ralph is too big of a pussy to kill himself.

Isn't the reason why Ralph refuses to neck himself is supposedly because he wants to spite the "alawgs"? You know, as opposed to enjoying the pleasures of life?

Maybe what will drive him to push up those daisies is his alawgs telling him to live and enjoy life. @theralph will then make arrangements for that family reunion with Ronnie and Sandra in that fiery pit down below courtesy of Satan just to spite the alawgs.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Wasn't he alluding to being able to harass Manduh again soon? Maybe he's still legally barred from talking to her, so he's trying to get her attention the best way he knows how.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Wasn't he alluding to being able to harass Manduh again soon? Maybe he's still legally barred from talking to her, so he's trying to get her attention the best way he knows how.

I think this latest mental breakdown is because Grace Thorp doesn't want the diseased merida micro. I image she's got a couple of suicidal voicemails waiting for her.

 

[hawkisnight]

Who's gonna reply-guy Josh now that the Ralphamale is in the great xanax pharmacy in the sky?

There's always another PPPig in the sektur.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Isn't the reason why Ralph refuses to neck himself is supposedly because he wants to spite the "alawgs"? You know, as opposed to enjoying the pleasures of life?

That's what he says to cope, because he will never admit that he is simply too much of a coward to do a thing like that. This is what, his 20th baiting about doing it? Not even emo high school girls have numbers that high.

 

[break these cuffs]

I can't be the only one who saw the community post and assumed he was caught jackin' it to Grace on stream.

 

[Necrosan]

He has children but his behavior is very incel-like. Goes from calling women who don't want to put out for him whores and then moves on to baiting suicide again. It's a shame none of her baby mamas were named Veronica.

 

[KillaSmoke]

Cog, when did you start using KF? I thought England was shitlisted.

Oi! That's not factually accurate!

 

[porkWellington]

Then he'll play it off like

"Y'ALL GOT WORKED BIIIISH I AIN'T GONNA OFF MYSELF I WISH I COULD OFF MYSELF"

 

[The Auditor]

I hope hell for Ralph is still doing the Killstream from a shack in mexico knowing he's allready dead and cant get out by killing himself...

 

[Oliver Onions]

He should also go after Wings and Cyrax trolls as well. Might as well get the biggest Alogs to go after him

If he thinks he has the stones he should come to the defense of Patrick Tomlinson and get the Pest's attention.

noooo ralph dont do it i need 30 minutes of filler each stream

If Ralph finally dies can he be the next Person Stream?

 

[MadStan]

The highest elevation Ralph has ever had was about 6" when he exerted himself mounting the curb in Portugal, and here you guys are thinking he has the capacity to climb a chair and rope himself?

This kind of cruel expectation for a handicapped person to do what a normal person can do just shows how dissociated you all are with the humility they suffer daily.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If he thinks he has the stones he should come to the defense of Patrick Tomlinson and get the Pest's attention.

Yes stalker child, the ralphamale should team up with Fatrick and combine together to become the biggest mass in the universe. Enjoy prison

 

[Oliver Onions]

Yes stalker child, the ralphamale should team up with Fatrick and combine together to become the biggest mass in the universe. Enjoy prison

Now wait a minute, stalker child noooo, that's nawt truuu! In fact, if I had to guess, I'd say it was YOU who is going to enjoy prison.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Live stream your suicide faggot

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph can't even Ronnie McNutt because his stubby little Mr.Potato Head arms are too little to reach the shotgun trigger

 

[Crab Battle]

Ralph is obviously suicide-baiting but do you ever wonder "what if he actually does it this time" when he does this?

Obviously the great crime would be denying the world kino by not dying on stream, but i wonder if there will ever come a day he will actually do it instead of just slowly killing himself with drugs

 

[Lidl Drip]

The highest elevation Ralph has ever had was about 6" when he exerted himself mounting the curb in Portugal, and here you guys are thinking he has the capacity to climb a chair and rope himself?

This kind of cruel expectation for a handicapped person to do what a normal person can do just shows how dissociated you all are with the humility they suffer daily.

He would OD on pills, like a coward.

Ralph is obviously suicide-baiting but do you ever wonder "what if he actually does it this time" when he does this?

Obviously the great crime would be denying the world kino by not dying on stream, but i wonder if there will ever come a day he will actually do it instead of just slowly killing himself with drugs

I would be surprised if he didn't already try a couple of times by taking a couple extra pills but then disappointedly woke up the next day. because his tolerance is so high. Like on those days where he's gone for 20+ hours. God chooses to keep him around for us to laugh at and for him to suffer.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is obviously suicide-baiting but do you ever wonder "what if he actually does it this time" when he does this?

Obviously the great crime would be denying the world kino by not dying on stream, but i wonder if there will ever come a day he will actually do it instead of just slowly killing himself with drugs

No, this is just his monthly pity party.

He will die but it will either be from an accidental OD or heart attack. But given the amount of suicide baiting he does, and notes/emails he writes, maybe an accidental OD will be misconstrued for a suicide for the final Ralph L.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He would OD on pills, like a woman

Come on you know better than this. He’s spiritual a woman