Roketsune / Darosne / Christian Crawford / Field Marshal Crappenburg - Pedophile Activist Furry, Kiwi Farms Member, Verbose Cunt, Furry Drama Investigator

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Field Marshal Crappenberg said:
I've occasionally remembered you and wondered whether you achieved more success with that issue. I'm glad you found my advice useful. I had never even conceived pulling another member aside on here and revealing all of that unflattering stuff about neurosis and alcoholism. I saw in that thread that you were severely struggling, and while I was somewhat busy and stressed I felt it was my duty to reach out. I had pondered nudging you after you went silent, but I assumed if you needed me you would have PMed me again. You are still welcome to PM me on that if you wish.
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I wrote that comment before I read more of the thread, after thinking about it it seemed clear you wouldn't post something like that, but I'm sure you can appreciate my concern given that lolcows are usually both vengeful and unpredictable.
Obviously it's the pedo stuff that bothers me, if you were just some random furry, idgaf
I imagine therapists don't trust pedos for the same reason they don't trust people with bpd or npd (which I believe you don't have, unlike other people here). Too many lie. An astonishing amount of pedos claim they wouldn't hurt kids or look at cp, only to get busted later. It happens over and over.
I do appreciate your alcoholism advice though, and yeah, @Fareal is sweet.
 
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Field Marshal Crappenberg said:
Right. I didn't actually ask for that. I don't know why my missive was characterized that way.
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Well, the staff here explicitly stated you had requested that they remove this thread. Regular members here weren't privy to that conversation but you can understand we'd be inclined to take those assertions at face value. What else were you PMing them for in relation to this, if not that?

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He mostly listened, but he had to absorb a lot of information and learn about a community and certain concepts he's never heard of before. I think the impression he got was that I knew what I was doing and I had a firm understanding of the overall situation.

His overall style is rather passive and non-directive, though he doesn't hesitate to ask questions or to pose respectful challenges to an idea I have or behaviors I exhibit which he feels are flawed.
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In that case I think he did you a disservice, because he was unfamiliar with KF and either misunderstood your description or you mislead him by not explaining the potential repercussions of this. I'm no trained therapist but I can tell you that repeatedly powerleveling here while admitting to being attracted to underage kids is not a good idea. The impression you believe he took away would be an incorrect one.
 
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I still don't understand what it is that makes you enjoy KiwiFarms, because even though you keep denying it, your posts make it pretty clear that you're just as bad, if not worse, than the people you ridicule.

Do you really think that you have self-awareness? Because I sure don't.
 
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Field Marshal Crappenberg said:
Maybe if I play up the innocent pretty furry femboy aspect she'll feel too guilty about murdering me to go through with it.
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Greta has made a scam charity out of murdering trannies, she'll assuage her conscious by painting you as a *cough* "satisfied customer" and ask immediately for donations of further pitybux to herself and the Indian Child Bride and the others in their tardvan.
 
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You know i feel bad for guys like this.

They're born with an issue modern medicine has way to help.

Its like being born with cancer that makes everyone hate you and a greater than average chance to mentally and physically scar a kid for life.

That's not to say they're quilt free from there actions. If a pedo touches a kid they should lose the hand because they can't get better and they proved they can't resist their urges.

TL;DR pity the pedo but don't spare him the punishment he deserves.

Also don't fuck animals you furry prick
 
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TheBasefan said:
You know i feel bad for guys like this.

They're born with an issue modern medicine has way to help.

Its like being born with cancer that makes everyone hate you and a greater than average chance to mentally and physically scar a kid for life.

That's not to say they're quilt free from there actions. If a pedo touches a kid they should lose the hand because they can't get better and they proved they can't resist their urges.

TL;DR pity the pedo but don't spare him the punishment he deserves.

Also don't fuck animals you furry prick
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There is a cure though, it's in the bottle labled bleach.


Edit:Sweet my first a-log rating!
 
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I don't feel bad for guys like this and you know why? They're this way for fucking choice. You can tell me that "b-but he didn't choose to born a pedo"
Yeah, it's evident that people wouldn't choose to be born a fucking degenerate and be hated by almost everyone.
But his cocksure attitude, his choice to hammer down our throaths his nasty fetishes, his fashion choice making everyone around him uncomfortable (yes, @Field Marshal Crappenberg, a fucking grown ass man wearing a tutu with sparkles makes people annoyed) and his insistance on being the center of attention are all things he did choosing it.

I don't feel bad for people who choose to be utter r.etards.
 
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What the actual fuck @Roketsune @Field Marshal Crappenberg? To think I actually exchanged PMs with you and now you come out as a pedo autistic wannabe-tranny furry? You make me sick! I even called you sir and saluted you because you had an uniform!

I disagree with the OP (and most people here probably) that he is a cow. What sort of milk is he providing us? Has anyone laughed at him in the last 14 pages? I just feel sad and skipped all of his 80.000 word essays he probably writes after putting a dildo up his ass. Even the OP here has abandoned the thread, pretty much.

He also gets a pass for being one of the major contributors to the TLL wiki page. He did show huge sings of autism and self-importance while doing the work there, though. I guess now the pieces of the puzzle have formed a crisper image of what a creep he is.

@Field Marshal Crappenberg I'll be honest with you man. You're on the verge of losing all the respect you earned from me and the community back on the TLL thread. If you expect me to stay on your side from now on I want you to record a VIDEO explaining why it's OK to be attracted to little kids who don't know what they do - no long-ass posts, I won't read them as I didn't read any other so far because I actually have a life.

If you can, explain yourself in a 10-minute video and why we should accept you as a lolcow or I'm done with you - and I think others here too, since this thread seems to be boring everyone more than anything else at this point. Ball is on your court mate.
 
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I cant believe that some of you are surprised to learn that someone who obsesses over tranny retards enough to write an article on them is a deviant furry sped with no life. As far as you all know anyone of us could have a fucked up fetish or personal life, it just happens that this one didn't have the sense to cover their tracks.
 
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keksz said:
What the actual fuck @Roketsune @Field Marshal Crappenberg? To think I actually exchanged PMs with you and now you come out as a pedo autistic wannabe-tranny furry? You make me sick! I even called you sir and saluted you because you had an uniform!

I disagree with the OP (and most people here probably) that he is a cow. What sort of tard cum is he providing us? Has anyone laughed at him in the last 14 pages? I just feel sad and skipped all of his 80.000 word essays he probably writes after putting a dildo up his ass. Even the OP here has abandoned the thread, pretty much.

He also gets a pass for being one of the major contributors to the TLL wiki page. He did show huge sings of autism and self-importance while doing the work there, though. I guess now the pieces of the puzzle have formed a crisper image of what a creep he is.

@Field Marshal Crappenberg I'll be honest with you man. You're on the verge of losing all the respect you earned from me and the community back on the TLL thread. If you expect me to stay on your side from now on I want you to record a VIDEO explaining why it's OK to be attracted to little kids who don't know what they do - no long-ass posts, I won't read them as I didn't read any other so far because I actually have a life.

If you can, explain yourself in a 10-minute video and why we should accept you as a lolcow or I'm done with you - and I think others here too, since this thread seems to be boring everyone more than anything else at this point. Ball is on your court mate.
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Jesus Christ
 
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