African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

[Uncle_Teds_Cabin25]

This is why, sometimes, you get stories about pajeets being abandoned in a New England winter to freeze to death (archive).

Man, that's sad though. They looked like a sweet family.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

This is why, sometimes, you get stories about pajeets being abandoned in a New England winter to freeze to death (archive).

What a heart warming story about invaders meeting a horrible end.

 

[NoBueno]

 

[byron]

Walgreens uses classical music to keep black people away. Genius!

...of course, someone has a problem with it. Calls it "not treating them like humans." You'll never guess what his name is.

 

[The Last Stand]

Don't know why, but I had a dream that a distant cousin of mine had a four-year-old child. The child was beyond disrespectful to authority. Capital punishment (slapping them on the bottom) doesn't even work to discipline the child; they cry, then laugh it off. The mother doesn't do anything about it. It was to the point where my grandmother would be at the verge of tears. Child was a terror.

I've seen children like that.

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Oh, now I get it. Black girl kept jumping and didn't notice the smaller kid.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

Capital punishment (slapping them on the bottom)

*Corporal

Capital punishment is when the state goodifies them. Anyway:

Spoiler: YouTube

>the video length is 13:52

 

[VorpalAnvil-]

Walgreens uses classical music to keep black people away. Genius!

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...of course, someone has a problem with it. Calls it "not treating them like humans." You'll never guess what his name is.

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The Huwhite man yearns for a blue whackadoo slurpee and Das Rheingold.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Walgreens uses classical music to keep black people away. Genius!

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...of course, someone has a problem with it. Calls it "not treating them like humans." You'll never guess what his name is.

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The Berg fears the Tchaikovsky playing the Nutcracker while your shampoo bottles and hair care products are locked behind a plastic door wondering who keeps shoplifting in public and why do we have to keep calling them “teens”.

 

[Fat Black Woman]

Another thing I've noticed is that black people greatly fear bees. Many a time I have been in a store and a bee's gotten in and all the black customers freak the fuck out. The rain generates a similar response. When it rains, there are no black people on the street. I think it's a hair-related thing.

They also slap the shit out of their kids in public. I once overheard a black lady say to another employee, sighing with resignation, "My kid bad."

 

[Dr Cruel]

 

[Retreaded Tire]

 

[Van Darkholme]

So when did you all realize everything you were taught about black people growing up, was a lie?

Elementary school. Granted, back then in Germany, niggers weren't as present as they're now, but even then the niglet kids always stood out the most as troublemakers.
But in the nineties they were in a minority and got beaten up by the other kids if they chimped out.

I miss the nineties.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

jr. high, going to school with the current mayor at the time's son. They were both darkies, but the son was abysmally stupid. He later caused a minor scandal by being gifted a free ride through Tulane University despite being so abysmally stupid. We used to joke that he had L and R written on his shoes, and his name, properly spelled, written on his forearm to get him through the day. I think he's an attorney now.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

It's really amazing how the presence of niggers is always correlated with every conceivable negative social metric. There has never been one point in the entire history of mankind when an influx of niggers led to peace, progress, or development. It's like a physical law. N→D , where N = niggers and D = destruction.

 

[The Last Stand]

Another thing I've noticed is that black people greatly fear bees. Many a time I have been in a store and a bee's gotten in and all the black customers freak the fuck out.

I don't like bees either. You provoke a bee, it's going to find you AND bring its people.

 

[Len Kagamine]

Walgreens uses classical music to keep black people away. Genius!

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...of course, someone has a problem with it. Calls it "not treating them like humans." You'll never guess what his name is.

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The funny thing is there's nothing inherently bad about this for the homeless. I imagine it would be relaxing even to hear some classical music when you're sitting outside. Plenty of people use it as background noise for sleep. Once again, they're tripping over themselves and ending up sounding racist as well by basically implying that niggas in the hood hate anything "white" enough to be tortured by very sound of it. Of course it probably is true, but I don't imagine those types would ever want to acknowledge that it is, so they use "homeless" as a euphemism when they really just mean niggers.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I don't like bees either. You provoke a bee, it's going to find you AND bring its people.

Bees are so hard to provoke though, you literally have to be threatening the hive or smacking the bee around, and even then it's not going to attack unless you're close to the hive itself
Bees are good, protecting their home but not hurting you unprovoked, like good people defending their town

 

[Amin Yasister]

The funny thing is there's nothing inherently bad about this for the homeless. I imagine it would be relaxing even to hear some classical music when you're sitting outside. Plenty of people use it as background noise for sleep. Once again, they're tripping over themselves and ending up sounding racist as well by basically implying that niggas in the hood hate anything "white" enough to be tortured by very sound of it. Of course it probably is true, but I don't imagine those types would ever want to acknowledge that it is, so they use "homeless" as a euphemism when they really just mean niggers.

This was done by some Co-op stores in Bongland 20 years ago (maybe more) to discourage youths from hanging around their shops

 

[The Last Stand]

Bees are so hard to provoke though, you literally have to be threatening the hive or smacking the bee around, and even then it's not going to attack unless you're close to the hive itself
Bees are good, protecting their home but not hurting you unprovoked, like good people defending their town

Oh, I know what you're trying to say. Damn.

Of course it probably is true, but I don't imagine those types would ever want to acknowledge that it is, so they use "homeless" as a euphemism when they really just mean niggers.

With how some people dress, could you tell the difference?

 

[Lovely Kin]

In recent years, there's an influx of niggers visiting where I live during summer. Everywhere a nigger is, they trash everything in sight. It doesn't matter where they are, restaurants, parks, sidewalks, they throw their shit everywhere and walk away. Their manners are horrifying as they constantly interrupt and find talking louder is the best way to win an argument. They also turn everything into a fucking fight club between each other like the rabid apes they are. I dread if they actually begin moving here.