DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I mean I have a feeling he will soon shut down and be shutting down outside people coming in. He's gonna be even more ban happy than usual. oh neger do you sleep?

Yeah he's a bit predictable that you can kinda see where the trajectory goes with him. But it's like gacha, you will sometimes get that random 6-star moment.

There's a bit of a power creep. We just got done with the Kino Casino Patch and moving onto v17.3 but it might turn into a very muddy and dark area depending on what the developers bring up. It might just be another v14 where he ignores it but the meta might still be good where he has to wrangle in his deranged Pitbull because he's a bad owner who ignores that it's attacking all the retarded kids.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I'm currently watching DSP play Disco Elysium because I thought watching one of my favorite games be played by one of my favorite lolcows would be kino.

So far,

-Phil immediately selected the Pignosis skill. There are 24 different skills. He didn't even read the others, just immediately gravitated towards the one that lets you lie and manipulate people.

-Normally, he reads out the different dialogue options, but when a character said "wait a minute, you owe me money!" It triggered something in him, and he hit the "run away" option without saying anything! Like a reflex or something.

-Gets humiliated by a belligerent child who he wanted to punch in the face but pussied out.
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I found it funny that he picked the deflection option like he always does in online confrontations.
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The other kid calls him a faggot in her native language and adopts a discomforted lean-in-manual-ban posture.
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Sadly, he skips over practically all of Measurehead's dialogue, which is some of the most interesting and funny writing in the entire game. I'm not sure if it's because of his performative discomfort with the themes of eugenics and race-combat, or because the holy Schedule dictates that he only has 10 minutes left to play before it's Hogan time.
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Right when Measurehead mentions the ravages of al ghul (alcohol), DSP goes "oh my gahhhd" and ends the dialogue, I thought that was funny.

I don't know if I'll be watching the rest of the playthrough, since Cuno and Measurehead are the only characters that are basically just detractors come to life.

he looks so fucking retarded with this new close up cam he uses. especially how its just his shoulders up floating in the middle of the screen

 

[Looney Troons]

Disco Elysium was already insufferable enough without Phil

 

[Necrosan]

he looks so fucking retarded with this new close up cam he uses. especially how its just his shoulders up floating in the middle of the screen

I love the camera that follows his face, the other day he had to reset it like 20 times and it adds absolutely nothing. He is just such a good fucking mark for unnecesary shit.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

DSP playing Disco Elysium… never has the phrase “pearls before swine” rang truer. Damn, now I’m tempted to do a fourth playthrough.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Did someone pay him to play Disco Elysium? Seems like the opposite of what he'd be into.

 

[Comma]

Imagine hiring Phil to be your hype man.
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I love these overly positive messages about looking forward to a "CHILL" and "FUN" streaming week. Mostly because there's a 100% chance he will be doing something toxic, negative or autistic within at most a couple of hours of starting a new streaming week.

EDIT:

Case in point: only 10 minutes after going live, he's already guilt-tripping viewers into giving him $150 before starting gameplay:

Have I ever mentioned that DSP is seriously mentally ill?

EDIT:

It's 20 minutes later, and he's:

1) Complaining about the "trolls" in the chat during the latest Smark Guys (padding himself on the back no how he ignored them).
2) Doing a toxic rant about re-streamers, that they're doing illegal things, he could sue them and how they should be in jail.
3) Doing a smug victory lap about how the first Snort Guys episode without PPP was the most successful ever.

Very CHILL and FUN.

EDIT:

He continues the CHILL and FUN content by launching a toxic rant aimed at the FGC:

 

[GameratePTSD]

Phil must have been gin-shopping again because he bought a new generic plastic stream backdrop. He said it's too bright for the webcam so he has it sitting there turned off. What a great use of money and an invaluable asset to the stream.

It kind of looks like a cheap knockoff of this one.

https://neonfox.gr/en/microphone-neon-led-sign

Edit; And he's already been baited into bitching about the Kino Casino.

 

[Lady Adjani]

His setup unironically looked and sounded better when he just pointed a camera at his face and used a blue yeti for all the audio.

 

[thirstymcgee]

Where's the god damn positivity today? He's talking about people rewriting history and not being a pussy.

Polish looking fuck

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Why is his face sunburnt red in the center of it? Unhealthy pig boy

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Did someone pay him to play Disco Elysium? Seems like the opposite of what he'd be into.

The person that bought him the game and the people that hit the goal that night.

 

[Comma]

Why is his face sunburnt red in the center of it? Unhealthy pig boy

He either has bad blood circulation from sitting on his ass 95% of the week, or he actually went outside in the sun for a bit, which his hermit skin can't handle.

Kinda looks like there's an outline of sunglasses around his eyes:

But yeah, he's an alien, so who the fuck knows?

 

[PieceofShet]

More shareholders meeting.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

The "my new boyfriend is so much hotter than my fat ex-boyfriend" segment is extra gay today

 

[A Guy™]

More shareholders meeting.

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His constant need to prove how much he isn't upset about his ex-boyfriend betraying him is fucking embarrassing. I know Phil is a permanently overgrown manchild with arrested development but this shit is beyond pathetic.

 

[PieceofShet]

"When you go to a job interview, do you get payed for it?"
The reason he didnt pay Ethan.

EDIT: I just realized that he went from pulling gay pictures on wwechampions to pull gay pictures on cards irl.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember guys, Kino only gave Phil the confidence to use the King moniker again. And it was originally negative and bad many years ago.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

"When you go to a job interview, do you get payed for it?"
The reason he didnt pay Ethan.

EDIT: I just realized that he went from pulling gay pictures on wwechampions to pull gay pictures on cards irl.

I guess the viewers and the paypigs that Ralph brought weren't transformative enough, Phil would've gotten the same amount of attention and support with or without Ralph, dood.

Imagine the power trip DSP is going on right now having 3 men, at his feet, giving him free content and free money while giving them exactly 0 for it. Ain't nobody from his chat going to Ralph or any of his guests. They get only the CHANCE of getting a bag that MIGHT be full (goals hit) or MIGHT be empty (0 support) once a week.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

He's currently on his "fighting games are bad cause people learn combos!" What's worst than tryharders? People who gatekeep knowledge, Phil.