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Toji Suzuhara said:
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Quick! Someone press the psychological reset button!

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Honestly, she doesn't seem super capable to me. I still think she's probably mentally incompetent enough to qualify for more social services than she receives. It's not even like it used to be pre-2016 where someone like her could be sat at Walmart to greet people entering the store.

Genuinely what job would you set her retarded ass up doing?
 
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Xev said:
Never worked a day in her life yet so stressed. Actual adulthood is gonna hit this one like a ton of bricks one day when her mom stops paying her way.
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To be fair, dealing with the possibility of not having insurance for a while would stress most adults out, working or not, especially ones like Zoella who need to see doctors frequently to not spiral into complete 'stabby-stabby homeless lady' levels of insanity.
 
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clara said:
Honestly, she doesn't seem super capable to me. I still think she's probably mentally incompetent enough to qualify for more social services than she receives. It's not even like it used to be pre-2016 where someone like her could be sat at Walmart to greet people entering the store.

Genuinely what job would you set her retarded ass up doing?
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Checkers seems to only employ lazy retards. They probably have locations in Tampa.
 
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clara said:
Honestly, she doesn't seem super capable to me. I still think she's probably mentally incompetent enough to qualify for more social services than she receives. It's not even like it used to be pre-2016 where someone like her could be sat at Walmart to greet people entering the store.

Genuinely what job would you set her retarded ass up doing?
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Are catwalkers a thing? If so then Zoe-zo is set up for life
 
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Croak & Caw said:
Maybe a nightguard. She'd survey area sometimes and could sit at social media for the remainder of the time. It should be something that doesn't get much action... schools can get vandalised by retarded teenagers... so maybe a kindergarten*? :smug:
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Only hard part about this is that some jurisdictions actually requires an license to get one. Granted, the test is incredibly easy for anyone who's graduated high school. But that's an occupation that wouldn't really fit with Zo-Zo's personality...Unless she's only watching the cameras
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
Zoey explains: Waffle House
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Waffle House is also used by FEMA as a way to determine the severity of a storm (mainly hurricanes) and the level of disaster relief required by the area where the Waffle House is located. Hurricane Zoe having lots of experience with Waffle Houses is nothing out of the ordinary
 
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