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Toji Suzuhara said:
Waffle House is also used by FEMA as a way to determine the severity of a storm (mainly hurricanes) and the level of disaster relief required by the area where the Waffle House is located. Hurricane Zoe having lots of experience with Waffle Houses is nothing out of the ordinary
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Reminds me of the Stripper index as a precursor to economic downtrend lol

People are weird
 
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clara said:
Apparently it's a pretty reliable metric for estimating recession. Before people stop eating at restaurants, making amazon purchases, or third example, they apparently stop paying strippers. So when the strippers get hungry it means a recession is coming.
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new metric just dropped. People stop super chatting streamers.
 
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The last time I went to a waffle house the chef was taking a shit with the bathroom door open and yelling about collard greens. The fat, big titty waitress dragged her tits over my drunk friend's toast when she reached over the table to give my other friend his food. I think we inadvertently found Zoobles the perfect employer for her lack of hygiene and manners.
 
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At least we can rest assured that she stopped drinking for good
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Toji Suzuhara said:
At least we can rest assured that she stopped drinking for good
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It's kinda sad, thinking about how I would start to rebuild my personality if I suddenly had a mental shift is a little frightening.
Finger Pistols said:
She has already stolen a shopping cart before, so that's not really an option either.
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She could always just do a job placement program and they would probably help her get training for something that needs some technical skills to get her something that isn't minimum wage. Issue is she inisitsts on not getting work so she doesn't lose her benefits.
 
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