r/polyamory

[Paper Machete]

There's something especially disturbing to me when these weird ass entanglements involve the woman actively wanting her man to fuck other dudes, and enjoying it. Maybe part of it is because how, usually, the men so obviously prefer to be with other men, but the woman faila to see, or care about, the huge issues with that alone.

Part of it is probably the retarded sort of virtue signalling some people allow to infest their personal lives. It shows how much of an "open" and "accepting" ally you are!

 

[TaimuRadiu]

@Potatis Salad

Gay men are hardly monogamous, so...

@WhiteNiggasGardens

Fujobrain is real. People who were on Tumblr 10 years ago can be 25 or 30 now.

 

[Shakespeare]

The current top comment is horrified that OP would consider temporarily refraining from fucking guys while his hypothetical children were young. How young is young?!?!?!?!? When can you start fucking guys again?!?!?!? When your children are four years old?!?!?! That is simply too long to wait!

The commenter is right though. He's not trying to convince OP to change his mind for the good of polyamory, but rather trying to explain to OP that his plan is retarded and doomed to fail.

I mean do you honestly expect that this faggot will be capable of not sleeping around on his wife for several years? No, of course not.

 

[break these cuffs]

I mean do you honestly expect that this faggot will be capable of not sleeping around on his wife for several years? No, of course not.

He will be jamming dicks down his throat while she's in labor if it gets that far. On the rare chance he doesn't, he will grow up hating and resenting the kid. He will constantly want to suck dicks and look at this kid as the reason why he cannot.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

So a fag hag with a fetish for her man sucking dick for cock and a retarded bisexual...potentially have children...that's great. Just spectacular.

The nice part about society hopefully crumbling into anarchy soon-ish will be the children of such Redditors getting to kill their own parents for being such depressingly hedonistic subhumans. It's gonna be a bit like a Greek opera. Very cathartic at least.

 

[The people of Australia]

It gets stranger: I googled the post and it turns out op is a ftm.

 

[break these cuffs]

It gets stranger: I googled the post and it turns out op is a ftm.

I'm sure the jannies won't appreciate it, but I really only have one response to this absolute peak Current Year moment: lol

 

[Paper Machete]

It gets stranger: I googled the post and it turns out op is a ftm.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This thread is criminally underrated and one of the best hidden gems on the site. So much gold in here. Hope it never gets featured it's perfect the way it is.

 

[scathefire]

It gets stranger: I googled the post and it turns out op is a ftm.

Lol here are some selfies of her from around 4 or so years ago

Spoiler: pooner

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTM_SELFIE..._my_cake_day_and_im_ready_for_hot_boy_summer/
https://archive.vn/p4r17


https://www.reddit.com/r/FTM_SELFIES/comments/ndck9c/ive_never_gone_swimming_with_such_a_big_beard/
https://archive.vn/mtuEX

Also for some reason she's showed an interest into getting dick size surgery but... for her roided-out hyena clit? Somehow? I guess maybe she got a metoidioplasty? I'm unsure.

Has anyone tried/heard of dermal filler being used to increase their dick size? I became aware of this being done for cis men, and it seems like it should work on ftm anatomy too.​

Discussion

I posted this same thing in r/metoidioplasty because my family doctor’s office is actually offering these procedures. I just can’t post the screenshots or an actual cross-post here because of this sub’s rules.
The website says, “This enhancement involves injecting hyaluronic acid or collagen fillers into the penile tissue, providing volume and texture improvement. Precise techniques can enhance girth, length, symmetry, or correct irregularities. Results can last up to two years, with the option for longer-lasting effects through additional treatments.”
And some of the listed benefits are:

• Increased resting penis length
• Increased penis girth
• Improved quality of erections, making them stronger, longer lasting, firmer, and more satisfying
• When injected into the Glans (Head) of the penis, dermal fillers act as a natural barrier between the glans and external stimuli which may help with sensitivity, control, and longer sex
• Improvement of penis sensation and sexual satisfaction for both partners

(source: https://www.integrahealth.ca/integra-men)
I’d love to hear from anyone who’s had this done, pursued it, or knows of any doctors/clinics offering this procedure!

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1ateybn/has_anyone_triedheard_of_dermal_filler_being_used/
https://archive.vn/0beoT


https://www.reddit.com/r/Metoidiopl..._anyone_heard_of_done_dermal_filler_on_their/
https://archive.vn/SQPQW

Also, she founded a subreddit called r/ftmfacialhair because she supposedly was banned from r/MinoxBeards "for being trans".

I started using it when I was 4 months on T, which was probably a little early, but after using it twice daily for a year, I had more of a beard than any other trans guys that I know who were on T less than 2 years. I made a subreddit r/ftmfacialhair after getting kicked off r/minoxbeards for being trans. Here’s one of the posts I made of my progress: https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMfacialhair/s/ofuRSfRoN6

here’s another timeline of 2 months on minoxidil to 10 months on it, when I was 4 months and then 14 months on testosterone. I’m pretty sure I have good beard genetics too. https://www.reddit.com/r/Minoxbeards/s/bXcqal7gFp

It's funny how differently you view this specific poly situation once you know that this isn't an actual bisexual male, just a pooner.

 

[break these cuffs]

That chick is balding faster than Dax Herrera

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

This is bizarre, I've heard even one off threesomes will ruin relationships at the drop of a hat, let alone sustained side pieces. How do these people keep finding new victims to join in?

The ones who let their bisexual partner fuck the other sex on the side are some of the most retarded honestly. What do you really expect to happen? Once that door is open, they'll never stop. Hell they'll probably do it whether you opened the door to it or not. The most generous thing I can say is if my girlfriend cheated on me with a chick and not a dude, I'd probably be less mad? But cheatings still cheating, go directly to jail do not collect $200.

There's probably a reason almost every culture at this point has moved past polygamy. One relationship is already a lot of work.

 

[Brain Problems]

One relationship is already a lot of work.

I think I've said something about this before but this is the thing that always gets me: Ignoring the degeneracy and everything else, just for a second, how the fuck do these people have the time and energy to keep this shit up? Keeping one person happy is a lot of work, let alone if you're married, have kids, jobs, houses to maintain, hobbies, friendships... you know all the normal shit that most people have.

That's why I think the lifestyle is akin to Smithers' quote regarding ticketmaster: "a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and ignorant, sir"

 

[break these cuffs]

I haven't ventured too far into poonerland, but I have seen a subtype that seems want to be the most stereotypical gay man when it comes to sex. They're hypersexual and want to be the ultimate twink just slutting it up as much as possible. It's like they aren't aware they didn't have to cut their tits off and go bald to suck dick and fuck as much as they want.

 

[Punished Magician]

No "polycule", no matter how small, will ever work out, for one simple reason: they are inherently drama clusterfucks. Even a throuple has three times the level of drama of a couple, and it's all simple numbers.

You might think that since 2->3 is only a 50% increase, it would only result in a 50% increase in drama, but it's actually more like a 200% increase. Drama doesn't happen on an individual basis, it's about the interactions and relationships between people, and adding a third person brings it from one relationship (AB) to 3 relationships (AB, AC, BC). Adding a fourth person doubles it from there, bringing it to 6 relationships (AB, AC, AD, BC, BD, CD). Combined with the fact that these relationships tend to involve some of the most emotionally immature and naive people you'll ever see, they have no real hope of lasting.

 

[UncleTusky]

I think I've said something about this before but this is the thing that always gets me: Ignoring the degeneracy and everything else, just for a second, how the fuck do these people have the time and energy to keep this shit up?

These relationships tend to be very shallow, with the other BFs/GFs serving as a convenient excuse to avoid a given BF/GF's serious issues.

Keeping one person happy is a lot of work, let alone if you're married, have kids, jobs, houses to maintain, hobbies, friendships... you know all the normal shit that most people have.

Oh that's easy - the rest of their lives are messes too. Kids sometimes get ignored in favor of side pieces, and friendships (which are not a given, after all these people are basket cases) get the same treatment.

The closest thing to a solution I have seen is to have all the assorted BFs/GFs become co parents (yikes!) and take the place of regular friends. Poly damages everybody involved.

I haven't ventured too far into poonerland, but I have seen a subtype that seems want to be the most stereotypical gay man when it comes to sex. They're hypersexual and want to be the ultimate twink just slutting it up as much as possible. It's like they aren't aware they didn't have to cut their tits off and go bald to suck dick and fuck as much as they want.

Three reasons:

1) Pooning out is frequently a form of extreme self abuse. Going bald and having their tits removed are a huge part of that, just like random hookups, while pretending to be fags lets them do anal and go on PreP (both hard on the body).
2) Thanks to fucked up messaging in mass media, gay men sleeping around constantly is portrayed more positively than women doing the same.
3) These women want to be special. Just being straight or even bi doesn't cut it anymore, but pooning out sure does.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I know the answer is "because I'm retarded" but I'd just love to ask these people 1. Why do you think an established relationship (a marriage even) wouldn't close ranks on you if shit hit the fan? 2. Why would you trust someone who lives far away and who you only see not that often when they say they love you and shit?

I think you miss the mark on what motivates this thinking.

See, the people who go move in with couples or whatever, they're all personality disordered in the extreme. So "why do you think someone would give up an established relationship for something new and untested?" is not a sensible question about these people, because they will always choose novelty over established connections.

 

[AprilRains]

I think I've said something about this before but this is the thing that always gets me: Ignoring the degeneracy and everything else, just for a second, how the fuck do these people have the time and energy to keep this shit up?

This is like asking how some women keep having kids they can't possibly afford. Turns out it's easy if you just don't give a crap.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

No "polycule", no matter how small, will ever work out, for one simple reason: they are inherently drama clusterfucks. Even a throuple has three times the level of drama of a couple, and it's all simple numbers.

You might think that since 2->3 is only a 50% increase, it would only result in a 50% increase in drama, but it's actually more like a 200% increase. Drama doesn't happen on an individual basis, it's about the interactions and relationships between people, and adding a third person brings it from one relationship (AB) to 3 relationships (AB, AC, BC). Adding a fourth person doubles it from there, bringing it to 6 relationships (AB, AC, AD, BC, BD, CD). Combined with the fact that these relationships tend to involve some of the most emotionally immature and naive people you'll ever see, they have no real hope of lasting.

The numbers don't lie, this spells disaster for polycules at Sacrifice

 

[Paper Machete]

I think you miss the mark on what motivates this thinking.

See, the people who go move in with couples or whatever, they're all personality disordered in the extreme. So "why do you think someone would give up an established relationship for something new and untested?" is not a sensible question about these people, because they will always choose novelty over established connections.

Yeah, like I said. Retarded.