Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Falcon Sebben]

Depending on your employer (and country of residence) you can scam up to six months paid vacation by claiming MUH MENTALS. A lot of places will just fire you though so I dunno what black magic/mail Chibi has on his current employer that they put up with him.

If he's on commission then a lot of places will let them take time off but without pay. Do it too often though and they'll say, "maybe you need to focus more on work" because they still need people selling.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If he's on commission then a lot of places will let them take time off but without pay.

So would that mean he only gets paid if he makes sales, there's no hourly wage? That would certainly explain how he's managed to keep the job so long despite being such a nuisance.

 

[お好み焼き]

Hey I dont really post here, but I spotted Chibi out in the wild just now in Akihabara. Pretty sure it was him

 

[pippy]

I can't imagine an ATT phone selling job is so in demand they'll throw him out over some extra vacation time considering he only makes commission+possible bonus. If he still averages out a decent amount each year it's pure money in their pockets. He really did get unbelievably lucky with this job otherwise he'd be stacking boxes on shelves and getting fired when he needs a "mental health weekend"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So would that mean he only gets paid if he makes sales, there's no hourly wage? That would certainly explain how he's managed to keep the job so long despite being such a nuisance.

Literally this is the only way I could see this happening given the fact he sells phones and phone plans.

Hey I dont really post here, but I spotted Chibi out in the wild just now in Akihabara. Pretty sure it was himView attachment 7158095

Looks kinda sorta like him but could just be some really ugly weeb.

 

[pippy]

Hey I dont really post here, but I spotted Chibi out in the wild just now in Akihabara. Pretty sure it was himView attachment 7158095

That's obviously internet celebrity and takoyaki vendor Nick Phoenix. Consider yourself lucky you didn't try to meet his gaze otherwise you'd be in the hospital

 

[Oliver Onions]

I can't imagine an ATT phone selling job is so in demand they'll throw him out over some extra vacation time considering he only makes commission+possible bonus.

If he only costs them money whenever he makes a sale then there's really no reason to fire him and have to spend time training some new person.

I still don't really understand how his job is even a thing, but I guess telecommunication and Internet stuff is kind of weird in America, at least from what I've heard. If someone turned up at my door trying to sell me a plan I'd flip my shit.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Hey I dont really post here, but I spotted Chibi out in the wild just now in Akihabara. Pretty sure it was him
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Yeah that's him alright.

Wait, I recognise that logo on his shirt. God dammit, he's a Kirby fan too? Stay the hell away from my franchise, you creep

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Looks kinda sorta like him but could just be some really ugly weeb.

The Hawaiian shirt worn over a Nintendo shirt, the emo hairdo and beanie have me fully convinced it's him.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

it looks so much like him im more thinking its shooped

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

it looks so much like him im more thinking its shooped

I really don't think so. Someone would have had to go through the trouble of blurring and skewing a base image we have never seen of him perfectly into the photo. Or, I guess, used AI to do it, which is always plausible, but again not likely. Maybe I'm being overly but I trust my fellow Chibi thread autists over this outside possibility being real.

That being said, the constant resurgence of trooning talk is getting old af. Sorry, not sorry.

 

[Peko]

Yeah that's him alright.

Wait, I recognise that logo on his shirt. God dammit, he's a Kirby fan too? Stay the hell away from my franchise, you creep

Like most things Chibi is the most surface level "fan". He'll wear merchandise from it and maybe touch the one or two games in the series that are speedrun the most. Like I've only ever seen him wear one other Kirby shirt that I've seen in Hot Topic stores before and that's it

 

[BingBongDingDong]

How did Cheebs get to glorious nippon without us knowing, our internet stalker status is slipping.

 

[Whaler]

If he only costs them money whenever he makes a sale then there's really no reason to fire him and have to spend time training some new person.

I still don't really understand how his job is even a thing, but I guess telecommunication and Internet stuff is kind of weird in America, at least from what I've heard. If someone turned up at my door trying to sell me a plan I'd flip my shit.

Companies like his basically send people like him out into the public to find people who don't have their service and talk them into getting it. Then while they're signing up for it, they try to sell them on some of the other stuff like hardware and data plans or bundling up packages for discounts. It's basically finding people who might not know better and taking advantage of it.

How did Cheebs get to glorious nippon without us knowing, our internet stalker status is slipping.

I might be wrong, but didn't we find out he was going there again when he was using that other social media thing (I think it was called Threads) where he was simping for Japanese girls asking if they lived in Japan because he was going there soon?

 

[SteveGoatman]

Harder than it used to be. If you can bumblefuck your way through a Loppi machine you'll be fine. If you want to pre book shit you have to use the sumo tickets guy and he charges out the ass.

This. A lot of the places online require you to have a Japanese phone number in order to book tickets (and won't sell to you without one). So either it's in person and through a machine or in person at the ticket office etc. So still possible of course but it's a pain in the ass. However, seeing wrestling in Japan is legit amazing.

As for Chibi he's annoying and I wouldn't have sex with him.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

So I found out while reading about the Karl Jobst LOLsuit verdict

Spoiler

he has to buy a case of hot sauce every day for the next 50 years

that speedrunning is infested with trannies. Since I don't really pay attention to the hobby I thought it was just 100% autists and no one else cared.

Is speedrunning really a haven for troons now? Have any notable speedrunners trooned out?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Is speedrunning really a haven for troons now? Have any notable speedrunners trooned out?

Just check GDQ whenever it's on, at any given time there's like an 80% chance there's a tranny either running or commentating. Caveman trooned out, for example.

 

[VVilford Brimley]

I can't wait for 20 years from now when chibi is panicking about not having any money put away for retirement because he spent it all like a complete retard.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Hey I dont really post here, but I spotted Chibi out in the wild just now in Akihabara. Pretty sure it was him
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OK, it looks legit, but I have another concern. So Chibi went to Japan AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE? Is Adam getting better?

 

[deadtofaunus]

OK, it looks legit, but I have another concern. So Chibi went to Japan AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE? Is Adam getting better?

He mentioned on his stream last week linked a few pages ago that he was going to Japan for a week.