Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[Rudolf's Friend]

Some shindie in Oakland has decided to have Bandit face off against some dude who cosplays as a cereal box.

He's also been cosplaying at the anime convention that Ricochet the flipster who fingers his asshole was at. I believe this is the one where he fought someone.

Of course he had to do a thirst trap pic before he went cosplaying

Spoiler: Islamic Content

And finally we have a video of him swinging around a sword at the hotel the convention is at.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

With it being Trans Day of Visibility, Joey of course had to celebrate and let everyone know he used to be a fat fuck but he's totes a real wahman now.

Apparently he makes people troon out for existing? Guess he and Ghostpolitics have something in common.

He also wants to make himself a bleeding mess in WWE, and is upset he can't do it. Don't think anyone would want HIV-infected blood on them.

Finally we got ourselves some more training videos.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

he used to be a fat fuck but he's totes a real wahman now

You can tell it’s him because he does that stupid thing with his leg where he lifts one up and puts his hand on it. It looks like something you’d see in an anime and he thinks it looks cool.

Finally we got ourselves some more training videos.

I’d rather kill myself than have my face that close to tranny ass.

 

[S.C Malthus]

With it being Trans Day of Visibility

Was wondering why he was running his mouth more than usual today.

He also wants to make himself a bleeding mess in WWE

Unless they've changed the policy WWE has a no blading policy, increased to a (mostly) no blood policy, so death matches are out of the question.

Also WWE would never hire him cause he sucks so bad Blue Meany pulled more fans.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Ricochet the flipster who fingers his asshole was at.

Ricochet fingers his own ass?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Ricochet fingers his own ass?

yup
https://www.ringsidenews.com/2019/06/18/private-video-of-ricochet-leaks-online/ [A]
https://www.wrestlingforum.com/threads/ricochet-has-a-sex-tape-leaked.2396392/#replies [A]

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Imagine trusting anything RSN has to say.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Imagine trusting anything RSN has to say.

Search it up bro i'm not linking actual gay porn of a wrestler who's not even the main focus on this thread. Here's a video about it.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Finally we got ourselves some more training videos.

As if being an ugly tranny wasn't good enough for him, now he has to wear that ugly outfit too during his "training?"

I can't imagine the horrible smell of that when some poor soul gets to take a picture with this freak.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

As if being an ugly tranny wasn't good enough for him, now he has to wear that ugly outfit too during his "training?"

I can't imagine the horrible smell of that when some poor soul gets to take a picture with this freak.

I think it was done because he was doing some cosplaying bullshit that day for the anime convention he went to.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

And finally we have another training video of him doing his kicks. I wonder how bad the previous video was for him to delete it.
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First off nice "feminine" voice to start, but I had to watch this to see why the fuck he would need a crash pad for a kick, thinking maybe he was trying to do some kind of 360/720 twist like how R-Truth does his flying forearm and spins off it. But it was just some shitty attempt at a Liu Kang bicycle kick as his fat ass fell like a sack of shit. I hope this "wrestling school" is just trolling him by playing along and talking him into posting these training videos for our amusement.

 

[S.C Malthus]

Let it be known the origin of Joey's name is dumb as shit.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Let it be known the origin of Joey's name is dumb as shit.
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This is the same guy who named himself Aveline because of a character from Dragon Age, so not really a surprise that his ring name origins is just as retarded. Even still I can imagine there's another reason why he called himself Kidd Bandit that's a bit too on the nose. Probably the reason why he wants to change it.

Anyways a fan of Joey's has decided to have their kid be forced to watch Kidd Bandit matches in his house, and Bandit supports it. Someone should keep an eye on them.

 

[Xev]

Let it be known the origin of Joey's name is dumb as shit.
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Totally seems like how a woman would choose a nickname. Well perhaps the spoiled kiwis can chose a new name for him. I'll start: Kidd Retard

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey's uploaded some new videos of his in ring work. First of all we have a video training back before he officially got into the ring, this was I think when he was at the Nightmare Factory.

Second we got a montage of Joey doing moves against the woman in his return match, Singing Kung-fu Fighting before it turns into some shitty mumble rap.

And finally Effy has had GCW make a promo of Kidd Bandit before his big match against Zach Sabre at the Big Gay Brunch.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

And finally Effy has had GCW make a promo of Kidd Bandit before his big match against Zach Sabre at the Big Gay Brunch

Did Bandit really just hold up a key blade?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He also wants to make himself a bleeding mess in WWE, and is upset he can't do it. Don't think anyone would want HIV-infected blood on them.
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What he means is that he doesn't have a Wrestlemania show that weekend. Many indie promotions used to do that back in the day when there was only one day Wrestlemanias, then they went to doing them on Fridays when it became a two day event but couldn't get enough people in because that day is for Smackdown so they just stopped doing them. Can't even do them on a Thursday because you'll never know what you'll miss on TNA thanks to their partnership with WWE.

Anyways a fan of Joey's has decided to have their kid be forced to watch Kidd Bandit matches in his house, and Bandit supports it. Someone should keep an eye on them.
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Thank god not too many people bother to record them.

Let it be known the origin of Joey's name is dumb as shit.
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I wouldn't be bothered to learn his name either if I had train Joseph in anything.

 

[S.C Malthus]

"Hello, police?! There's a strange man in my bathroom! "

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

Without going into detail I've got some background knowledge of the indies. It's actually insane how little interaction he gets from other wrestlers.

Usually social media has a lot of interplay between various wrestlers where they can comment on each other's stuff and work social media angles and he just has none of that. Nobody legitimate wants to interact with him. Already down to the bottom of the barrel, which wasn't the case a few years ago.

This guy's going to be signing autographs for nobody in hell with Vergil.

Most indie workers who actually plan on going "pro" (Getting onto TV) Don't want to be around scumbags or complete weirdos.

Rant incoming, but I find it pretty damn smart that AEW and now WWE (when they aren't getting NIL college athletes) are focusing on getting legit indie talent, and if your trying to get signed there, you stick to the more "professional" indies like GCW (not effy's shit), Defy, etc. Not some 100 seat indie that's meant for "LGBT" audiences only.

The only 4 major trans wrestlers in the US: Nyla Rose (signed to be the next Awesome Kong, only to be a ROH/AEW jobber by 2023), Max the Impaler (AEW dark only, now wrestles in Japan iirc), and Sonny Kiss (Same level as Effy, only known for 5 second job against Kenny "Bi-God" Omega), and Gisele Shaw (barely on TNA tv of all things) Everyone else is either too ass, too toxic, or just plain unmarketable for even TNA to touch.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey's uploaded another video of him training by hitting a bag.

He also is apparently wearing some new outfit at the indie event he's appearing at tonight against that cereal guy.

And finally I've found some interviews that Joey has had. One was with some fatass after his return match who likely lusts over him where he claims that he believes in himself now, one was a very short interview at some Joshi event, an interview with some little girl featuring his match at the anime convention, and he mentions that he got into wrestling playing Smackdown 2 Know Your Role for the PS1 and because of that he wrestles like a video game character, or so he thinks, and finally an interview with another fatass and a troon.