Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Brenda Holiday]

I don't know why Anisa thinks her tattoos prevent her from getting a job when she lives in one of the biggest hipster capitals of the world. Its almost a requirement to have stupid pointless tattoos to work at one of their coffee shops, bars, record stores, etc

 

[Piss Bear]

Here's a frontal pic of the new tattoo. I think, for once, it suits her, she's been feasting on the remains of her husband's dignity and soul just as a female black widow would do to her partner.



The spiders facing two opposite directions and being drawn it two completely different styles is really a testament to how poorly planned all of her tattoos are.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

The spiders facing two opposite directions and being drawn it two completely different styles is really a testament to how poorly planned all of her tattoos are.

Shut Up you parasocial hater CHUD! You obviously have no idea how TRADITIONAL AMERICAN FLASH WORKS!!!!! They're supposed to be completely mismatched in size and style, that's how kids would do it on a bathroom stall after all!

incase it wasn't obvious, that was all sarcasm. They look like shit and is completely embarrassing that they don't match. That being said, I think that new one is better.

 

[Pomniman]

I don't know why Anisa thinks her tattoos prevent her from getting a job when she lives in one of the biggest hipster capitals of the world. Its almost a requirement to have stupid pointless tattoos to work at one of their coffee shops, bars, record stores, etc

She really means she doesn't want a job but constantly wasting money to make herself look more and more like a circus freak lets her pretend she can't get one instead of acknowledging that she's just lazy.

 

[James Brown]

Here's a frontal pic of the new tattoo. I think, for once, it suits her, she's been feasting on the remains of her husband's dignity and soul just as a female black widow would do to her partner.
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The spiders facing two opposite directions and being drawn it two completely different styles is really a testament to how poorly planned all of her tattoos are.
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This bitch is just infinitely retarded. I wish she wouldn't pose and just stand normally so we can see how awful it looks irl next to all her other leg tats. The good news is she's speed-running the neck tat saga, we just have to wait for that leg to fill up. Or piercings. I'm still surprised she hasnt gotten a nu-metal brow piercing or had her nipples done, thats when you're in real BPD territory.

Who knew she'd bounce back so fucking hard during the spumoni cake content drought? Props to her for making me look like a total fucking tard. To think I even considered she might have a whole trad Mediterranean nonna arc.

 

[Chris Konon]

"Work trip"
What did she mean by this? This bish don't work.

So that's it, Anisa? That was your "work" trip?

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if she really thinks that this is indeed a work trip.

 

[Meth Dick]

So that's it, Anisa? That was your "work" trip?

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if she really thinks that this is indeed a work trip.

She's a clown, clowns have to wear make up, tattoos in this capacity are just permanent makeovers, Anisa writes off all her ink as a business expense, ergo destination tattoo appointments would then be considered "work trips".
It would be a brilliant ploy in the most retarded way possible.

 

[Godmode]

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Wild idubbbz content

 

[Sample Username]

Here's a frontal pic of the new tattoo. I think, for once, it suits her, she's been feasting on the remains of her husband's dignity and soul just as a female black widow would do to her partner.
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Black widows only have the belly red, why would you add red blobs all over the legs? Congrats Anus, your shitty tattoo is surely unique for the most retarded reason

 

[Local Farmer]

Here's a frontal pic of the new tattoo. I think, for once, it suits her, she's been feasting on the remains of her husband's dignity and soul just as a female black widow would do to her partner.
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The spiders facing two opposite directions and being drawn it two completely different styles is really a testament to how poorly planned all of her tattoos are.
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I’m not up to date on tattoos symbols for obvious reasons but isn’t a black widow mean something to cucks or something

 

[Mac Monster]

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She was so satisfied with his ass-skull that she just had to come back for more.

 

[THE LAST LIFE]

You're massively underselling her. She's also a professional lacrosse player, a gourmet baker, a former top twitch streamer with a bigger career than Ian's ever could be, a gymrat that can lift over double her own weight and a sex worker that's currently gaming the stock market and getting the bag she's always deserved! All of that while being autistic, a victim of multiple concussions, a sexual assault victim AND IRISH! She's literally a fucking barbie in real life, she can do anything!

That's pretty good, although you left out "claims to have been cripplingly anorexic in high school to the point of being unable to do anything once arriving home despite also claiming she did boy's lacrosse in high school."

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

i dont understand her right (?) leg.... like the tattoo placements. Nothing on the front only on the sides with a weird space in the middle. What will she put there? Another snake I guess

 

[Meth Dick]

i dont understand her right (?) leg.... like the tattoo placements. Nothing on the front only on the sides with a weird space in the middle. What will she put there? Another snake I guess
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Spoiler: It was made to be...

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

american traditional bowling pin

 

[Slur Generator]

Can she fuck the tattoo artist already. Surely giving him tens of thousands of dollars from her pet gimp is enough

Here's a frontal pic of the new tattoo. I think, for once, it suits her, she's been feasting on the remains of her husband's dignity and soul just as a female black widow would do to her partner.
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Who in their right mind puts framed artwork in the bathroom right next to the toilet? Like, are you hoping for some artistic inspiration while you’re doing your business?

Id say there needs to be a picture of anisa on the toilet sit so Ian has something to look at but we all know he pees sitting down.

 

[The sticky sock]

i dont understand her right (?) leg.... like the tattoo placements. Nothing on the front only on the sides with a weird space in the middle. What will she put there? Another snake I guess
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[orangecat]

- Ian then starts self-fellating himself over how successful his new video is

Called it. I knew he'd realize the only videos that got views were political and would stick to that from now on. Ian doesn't seem to realize that's it's Trump's popularity that brings in the views, not his.

It's only been three weeks since she got her "jobstoppers" but Anisa needs MORE tattoos again:

At this point, it's pretty clear that it's a legit addiction.

 

[CasketBase]

Any chance some Russian gangster who earned his for killing a rival and doing a tenner, will see Anisa come waddling down the street with Ian with her shitty spiderwebs tattoo, and beat the ever living shit out of her for the disrespect?

Bitch better watch her step around Florida, that's where they all went after the 90s, I've heard. In all seriousness, I have very little respect for and know very little of that culture, so can't really speak on that with any certainty. But things like her Queen of Spades meaning "wife of metropolitan-level crime baron" in Russian criminal circles would not surprise me in the slightest. Queen of spades definitely means something serious. The "deck of cards" theme is old as fuck and has historically been used to communicate hierarchy(also maybe allegiance?) among gangsters. This is fucking Kiwifarms, we can settle this once and for all, shall I go dig for Soviet prison camp admin manuals? They had whole sections on tattoos and their common meanings. Might get a laugh out of it.
Then again, these hypothetical angry Russian gangsters are all fucking old, and have been living there for ages. Worst case scenario, someone walks up to her and tells her, in broken English and with a heavy Russian accent, that he's supposed to take a knife and flay that part of her skin off. But only for a laugh, 'cuz if you're an old Vor living in Fluorida you probably give very few fucks about those rules at this point. I'd be more concerned about the... modern American meaning of that tattoo, if I were her Ian.