DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

If you went up to him and gave him $1 million right now it would be gone in 6 months max and his house wouldn't be paid off.

But Khet would be a lot fatter and Phil would have new shiny Hogans to show off

 

[dent_whisperer]

Today's rant about his Amazon purchase was extremely dented. He could not understand why Amazon can't cancel an order that's already shipped. How fucked in the head do you have to be to not understand this? The funny part is, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets banned from Amazon, because from the outside looking in it sounds like he is trying to scam them. But no, he just went full retard.

Here it is for anyone curious (4:05):

No doubt in my mind he was trying to scam them and whatever Pajeet was working the phones that night figured it out in a heartbeat.

 

[neger psykolog]

If you went up to him and gave him $1 million right now it would be gone in 6 months max and his house wouldn't be paid off.

I hate that I could apply the same statement to myself at various stages of my life (with less relation to a house or the time scale of things). But if I've learned anything it is that "easy money come, easy money go" and that it takes a lot of brutal lessons or extreme financial hardship from a young age to learn to respect the dollar.

The other thing is DSP has never technically lost because he has never admitted to failure/defeat this whole time:


So he's never actually learned a single thing about handling money or anything else. He sometimes claims he has learned lessons but its fairly obvious to anyone who has followed him that he hasn't changed a single fucking thing

DSP was legit tracking ~90k or less last year before KC so when PPP says they gave him at least 50k he isn't kidding it will be more like 100k by the end of this year because he is still getting much more then pre KC. His YT is absolutely at or under 1k a month now and he tanks his own metrics for discoverability with how he manages his stream VODs. Post vest streak pre KC DSP was like a wounded animal happy to get $100 a day for his 10 hour shift now if he doesn't get $300 he is sperging the next day.

Property value means fuck all to DSP because even if he gets a refinance he will just blow all that money instantly and be back in the hole so it's pointless. He openly says he wants to redo his kitchen if he gets a refinance aka a totally pointless thing that he just wants to do it to do it. Remember he also pays the fucking minimum (on everything) when he could've easily paid it off years ago.

If you went up to him and gave him $1 million right now it would be gone in 6 months max and his house wouldn't be paid off.

Was he seriously tracking to make $90k or less? That's pretty interesting. I'm going to guess it wasn't the first time either. Things like the vest streak and random whales have always bailed him out of financial trouble in the past.

 

[PieceofShet]

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Is that the fastest wagequit ever?

Well, there were indie games on marathons he stopped playing after an hour cause he didnt get a single cent.
As for a full, big title? Very possible.

 

[Telemeter]

Today's rant about his Amazon purchase was extremely dented. He could not understand why Amazon can't cancel an order that's already shipped. How fucked in the head do you have to be to not understand this? The funny part is, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets banned from Amazon, because from the outside looking in it sounds like he is trying to scam them. But no, he just went full retard.

Here it is for anyone curious (4:05):

I doubt he'll be banned from Amazon because I'm sure he never returns anything because he simply doesn't want to deal with the hassle of printing out a shipping label, packaging the products to be sent back and then actually having to deal with a human being for the pickup.

He'll rather just Karen out and then use it as a pity prop for begging and dump whatever in the garage.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Would his fans donate to him more if he treats them with some respect and kindness instead of utter disdain? Probably not, and he knows it. It's on them for being this stupid.

He isn't capable of showing anyone respect or kindness.

I love how he thought that the FGC agreed,

They are ignoring him as they always have but also because he told them to keep his name out of their mouths and they have obliged. It's killing him.

Today's rant about his Amazon purchase was extremely dented. He could not understand why Amazon can't cancel an order that's already shipped. How fucked in the head do you have to be to not understand this? The funny part is, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets banned from Amazon, because from the outside looking in it sounds like he is trying to scam them. But no, he just went full retard.

Here it is for anyone curious (4:05):

The tale is absolute horseshit. I ran into this myself last fall. It was promised next day after paying shipping even though I have prime. It never showed up and showed as never shipped. So I cancelled. Item went out the next day even though I cancelled. I was able to follow it like always. Part way through the day, it showed it was cancelled and to be returned. He just needed drama to help him not play a video game on a video game channel.

 

[neger psykolog]

I doubt he'll be banned from Amazon because I'm sure he never returns anything because he simply doesn't want to deal with the hassle of printing out a shipping label, packaging the products to be sent back and then actually having to deal with a human being for the pickup.

He'll rather just Karen out and then use it as a pity prop for begging.

Amazon very likely looks at each customer/household as a whole rather than just one or two awry attempts are returning a product. There's no doubt he spends a ton on Amazon so its extremely unlikely they'll ban him over some minor shit like this, anyone who thinks they would is delusional.

I know someone who works for a large retail store and they know how much each person on average across the country spends with them over their lifetime, so they don't bitch about return dates or anything and just do whatever they can to make the customer happy even if they eat a loss every now and then. They'd rather lose a few hundred bucks than lose a customer.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Amazon very likely looks at each customer/household as a whole rather than just one or two awry attempts are returning a product. There's no doubt he spends a ton on Amazon so its extremely unlikely they'll ban him over some minor shit like this, anyone who thinks they would is delusional.

I know someone who works for a large retail store and they know how much each person on average across the country spends with them over their lifetime, so they don't bitch about return dates or anything and just do whatever they can to make the customer happy even if they eat a loss every now and then. They'd rather lose a few hundred bucks than lose a customer.

Amazon almost never give a flying fuck unless you do some greasy shit like credit card fraud good example of them not giving a fuck look up oh I dunno a PS5 controller it says on the page it's high return item and why? Cause people will buy a new one send back their busted ones for free now if Amazon were smart they would look at the serial on the box and the serial on the returned item and see they are different and go "hey these aren't the same you can either agree to not get your refund or we'll blacklist you" but nope they can afford to eat the loss.

 

[shekelshoah666]

@neger psykolog it was a legit a downtime in the whole vortex. Detractors were bored as fuck and the only content most of us here could stomach was SF6 ranked cause he would legit seethe. This place was at the point where you could almost just shutter the forum due to lack of shit going on.

Reaching out to KC got him paid but detractors are more energized then they have ever been by far and his actual audience is much smaller now.

 

[Telemeter]

Amazon almost never give a flying fuck unless you do some greasy shit like credit card fraud good example of them not giving a fuck look up oh I dunno a PS5 controller it says on the page it's high return item and why? Cause people will buy a new one send back their busted ones for free now if Amazon were smart they would look at the serial on the box and the serial on the returned item and see they are different and go "hey these aren't the same you can either agree to not get your refund or we'll blacklist you" but nope they can afford to eat the loss.

Amazon bans a lot of people who do things like buying shoes or clothing then returning them used a day later.

There used to be a sub reddit with nothing but people complaining about why Amazon banned them if they've only returned 20 pairs of shoes in the last 2 months.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Amazon bans a lot of people who do things like buying shoes or clothing then returning them used a day later.

There used to be a sub reddit with nothing but people complaining about why Amazon banned them if they've only returned 20 pairs of shoes in the last 2 months.

I'm sure they do when they return 20 pairs of shoes in a 2 month period and wearable items are a little different than say what we expect Piggy to return which is electronics and he's probably not doing over 20 returns in 2 months.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm sure they do when they return 20 pairs of shoes in a 2 month period and wearable items are a little different than say what we expect Piggy to return which is electronics and he's probably not doing over 20 returns in 2 months.

Plus DSP probably spends a large amount each year and has been a customer of theirs for years. He didn't just sign up yesterday.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm sure they do when they return 20 pairs of shoes in a 2 month period and wearable items are a little different than say what we expect Piggy to return which is electronics and he's probably not doing over 20 returns in 2 months.

As I've said, I doubt he's ever returned anything after the very first time he did it and realized he had to deal with the process. I'll have to be over $1000 to be worth printing out a shipping label.

He will Karen out over a $1 purchase, though, but that's it.

 

[shekelshoah666]

As I've said, I doubt he's ever returned anything after the very first time he did it and realized he had to deal with the process. I'll have to be over $1000 to be worth printing out a shipping label.

He will Karen out over a $1 purchase, though, but that's it.

He did get a new printer at some point but I also think he would never bother to return anything unless it was like the exercise equipment for Kat and they came to pick it up even after it was built.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

The other thing is DSP has never technically lost because he has never admitted to failure/defeat this whole time:

When a fighter or racer refuses to tap out that is the reason "Not fit to continue" exists. I'm the ref. Phil has lost.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

As I've said, I doubt he's ever returned anything after the very first time he did it and realized he had to deal with the process. I'll have to be over $1000 to be worth printing out a shipping label.

He will Karen out over a $1 purchase, though, but that's it.

I remember him saying a local store like Kohl's or something took Amazon returns and that they are "so easy" to do when he was having a tantrum over his new PC saying he wanted to return it. Wouldn't put it past him to take some stuff and return it on his day off when he is "running errands."

 

[San Dimas High School]

He'll rather just Karen out and then use it as a pity prop for begging and dump whatever in the garage.

It's really weird because he hates confrontation generally. If I had an amazon package miss the date, I'd just wait. It wouldn't even occur to me to go through all the hoops to try to talk to someone about it. He isn't even doing legos this week. If he's doing it for material to talk about on the podcast that's got to be one of his most pathetic ideas he has ever had. Dead air would make better material.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Today's rant about his Amazon purchase was extremely dented. He could not understand why Amazon can't cancel an order that's already shipped. How fucked in the head do you have to be to not understand this? The funny part is, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets banned from Amazon, because from the outside looking in it sounds like he is trying to scam them. But no, he just went full retard.

Here it is for anyone curious (4:05):

To me, it just sounds like he's leaving out some Minecraft Edition Chicken Nugget of Truth™ and all that rambling is missing the fact he's simply trying to get some Karen Coin out of it or straight up tryin to refund scam them.

 

[neger psykolog]

The tale is absolute horseshit. I ran into this myself last fall. It was promised next day after paying shipping even though I have prime. It never showed up and showed as never shipped. So I cancelled. Item went out the next day even though I cancelled. I was able to follow it like always. Part way through the day, it showed it was cancelled and to be returned. He just needed drama to help him not play a video game on a video game channel.

They pretty much tell you straight up that they can't actually cancel all orders and it makes sense since their logistics shit is so giant. It's cheaper for them to ship it out to you.

It's really weird because he hates confrontation generally. If I had an amazon package miss the date, I'd just wait. It wouldn't even occur to me to go through all the hoops to try to talk to someone about it. He isn't even doing legos this week. If he's doing it for material to talk about on the podcast that's got to be one of his most pathetic ideas he has ever had. Dead air would make better material.

It's obviously a total nothing burger, he's making a big deal over it because he has literally nothing in his life that isn't WWE Champions, doordash or gin. He also doesn't have control over anything else in his life besides mundane shit like Amazon.
Controlling your budget? diet? fitness? time you spend on your phone? going outdoors? No. I think I'm gonna start with trying to return Amazon packages.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

DSP was legit tracking ~90k or less last year before KC so when PPP says they gave him at least 50k he isn't kidding it will be more like 100k by the end of this year because he is still getting much more then pre KC. His YT is absolutely at or under 1k a month now and he tanks his own metrics for discoverability with how he manages his stream VODs. Post vest streak pre KC DSP was like a wounded animal happy to get $100 a day for his 10 hour shift now if he doesn't get $300 he is sperging the next day.

Property value means fuck all to DSP because even if he gets a refinance he will just blow all that money instantly and be back in the hole so it's pointless. He openly says he wants to redo his kitchen if he gets a refinance aka a totally pointless thing that he just wants to do it to do it. Remember he also pays the fucking minimum (on everything) when he could've easily paid it off years ago.

If you went up to him and gave him $1 million right now it would be gone in 6 months max and his house wouldn't be paid off.

He didnt get a 50k boost. Most detractors estimate around maybe 29k (With DoctorLexus being 5k of that). Phil was on track to hitting less than 100k last year for the first time ever. He probably wont hit less than 100k this year due to the bump in the first few months, but Phil is almost back to making the pre-KC money. Phil was making about 120-140 a stream before KC, but hid it by only counting tips. Give things another month. He's hitting his goal right now cause he's still coming down from his post-drama high where the paypigs give money to poor phil for getting his ass trashed. It just takes them time to realize that they don't have the wallets to keep these goals propped up for long.