Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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She blew her only chance of having genuine fans thinking she was sexy. What a dumbass. No one thinks she looks good now. She's getting more and more repulsive. Lots of luck getting those "hot chicks" wet for your stomach penis.
Even if she went full on lesbo and accepted the fact she was a woman, no woman would want her because she's so repulsive, needy and crazy. Guys are more willing to put up with a crazy woman if it means getting their dicks wet once in a while.

There literally is no happy ending for her. She's going to either die alone or need to settle for some absolute loser. She's not finding her princess Peach or whomever Sora is supposed to wind up with.
 
She's not having luck on Tinder. What a shock.

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Are there not cherry blossoms in Texas? I woke up to cherry petals ethereally fluttering in the wind and I'm in an urban hellscape. She used to go to that Japan thing at a park. I'm sure they have cherry blossoms there. Get off your lazy ass and go if you want to see them. She wants a lady that is ok with her "tummy". I assume that means her gastric damn near seven incher and not her fupa. Yeah. No one sane is gonna believe there's anything in there.

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And we've come full circle again. Hon of life. I don't think she realises how much that bad weeblish feminizes her.

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Love how when we were talking about her going "full circle" we meant she was going to go back to identifying as a woman and being delusional about her appearance, desirability, etc, trying to be a sexy model again at 39 years old and 180+ lbs. Not to return to her glorious heritiji. :story:

There's nothing wrong with her picking learning Japanese back up as a hobby but if she can't even pay her medical and credit card debt, she's not going anywhere outside the US. Ever. Unless she gets caught in some kind of human trafficking ring, which as long as she presents herself as incel Pat, is also never going to happen. There is no demand for middle aged retard pooners anywhere, not even Tinder. As for Japanese itself, she's only going to get so far with whatever free lessons she finds, so get ready to see posts whining about not being able to afford classes or how no one wants to practice speaking Nihongo with her.

Even then, the reasons people like at the Art Walk are "mean" and women don't want to "cuddle" with her have little to do with her stomach penis. She just looks fucking gross for any gender and I cannot imagine her being polite and pleasant to talk to, even if she saves most of her schizophrenia for the internet and acts more "sane" in person (except for occasional meltdowns). Most people see her as special needs above anything else, and they avoid her because they're either scared of her potential behavior or they already know she's nuts and also extremely self-absorbed so there's nothing to gain from talking to her except maybe some lolz.

I started to type up why Sarah has literally nothing to offer this waifu she wants so badly but I think we all know that already. It's just funny how sped incels whine how much they want someone but never say what they can do for someone else. The only kind of woman I could see dating her is in fact a ween/cowtipper willing to go the distance to see just how disgusting and insane Sarah really is. But I don't think anyone cares about getting a rotten, expired piece of Pixyteri at this point.

She's alone and touch starved not because of her dumb alphabet identity or the fact her "dick" is hidden inside her, it's that she's willfully and completely worthless as a partner. And possibly a biohazard.

I hope to god she doesn't eventually resort to hiring a prostitute with money she steals from Dad or some shit. :cryblood:
 
it's more about her personality.
it's always been, she was always a little unfortunate body-wise but nothing that a good personality couldn't blow out of the water (and maybe a bit of a freak in the sack in a good way). but yeah ever the most patting of ass-patters always get shit for not patting hard enough, or patting too hard and clearly being a dastardly ghost looking to make hamburgers.
“I have something I want to do to a girl,” sounds vaguely menacing and 1000% unappealing.
there was something similarly the tagline for a movie about a serial killer a little while back like, "I'm going to show them all what a man can do"
 
She's not having luck on Tinder. What a shock.

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Are there not cherry blossoms in Texas? I woke up to cherry petals ethereally fluttering in the wind and I'm in an urban hellscape. She used to go to that Japan thing at a park. I'm sure they have cherry blossoms there. Get off your lazy ass and go if you want to see them. She wants a lady that is ok with her "tummy". I assume that means her gastric damn near seven incher and not her fupa. Yeah. No one sane is gonna believe there's anything in there.

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And we've come full circle again. Hon of life. I don't think she realises how much that bad weeblish feminizes her.

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lmao at that hiragana

A TRUE NIHONJIN should know:

1. A notebook is not a 本 but a ノート

2. "日本べんきょう” — I'm giving her grace on the fucking よ not being ょ but still LOL — means "Japan Study" (as in, "studying the country of Japan") when bitch actually wants to say 日本語学習 ("Japanese Language Study"). The nuance between 勉強 and 学習 is that the former is the ACT of studying, whereas the latter is the concept/practice of studying something. (ie: the difference between, "I need to study for my math test" vs. "Studying Japanese is quite difficult."

3. Particles! Every heard of them?! No surprise Pixy has caveman Japanese.

4. A TRUE NIHONJIN would be using kanji and not hiragana like a first grader.

I'm one of those weirdos who moved here a decade ago for a corporate gig and had to learn the language to survive — not for animoos or vidya. It's not an easy language, but weebs seems to master it with insane gusto because they want to watch all their perverted cartoons about schoolgirls. It's wild that someone so deeply entrenched in that world hasn't even picked up the bare basics.

Sometimes I wish I was interested in that garbage because it'd give me an excuse to stop watching English-language TV lol.
 
but weebs seems to master it with insane gusto because they want to watch all their perverted cartoons about schoolgirls.

Never underestimate the power of COOM.

I wish I had learned some Japanese so I could play obscure RPGs that likely won't ever get translated. But my only source of Nihongo was ironically a haffu weeb who was obsessed with mecha anime. So obviously I didn't want to be in the same class as him. I was just thinking of that time because I imagined what it would be like to take a Japanese class with Pixy. :cryblood:
Don't let second hand embarrassment kill your drive to learn stuff!

Speaking of weebs, she's got a new anime obsession. Likely due to her Skibidi Toilet 'tism. Toilet Bound Hanako-kun. I think it's about some shota ghost boy or something. Pixy wants to cosplay as him too. She likes the whole "His name is Hanako but he's actually a MAN just like me!" deal. Kami-sama help us all!

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She can't travel the world because her foot is falling off. :lol:

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I would suggest losing some weight and seeing if that makes a difference. An owwie foot is not an excuse. No pain no gain Ashton. Man up and get the lead out.

New fanfic! Vanitas goes to a night market to get away from his mean dad who is so mean to him. He makes sure he has his keys and wallet because abusive people like to take his things. He gets it on with Aqua again, who is now a tarot card reader and gives him a good fortune. But alas it's all a dream.

Some things to take away from this. Vanitas drives a grey Ford Edge. So I assume that's the type of car Pixy's dad bought for her. And Vanitas wants to impregnate Aqua. So maybe that pregnancy phase is really coming. Just not in the way we expect. I really hope that Pixy doesn't start to believe that her stomach penis can impregnate those waifus she wants to do "something" to.

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My reflex is that I'm thankful pixy is too vile to get a woman romantically involved with her but then I think about the fact that Chris Chan has been in a relationship since he left jail.

My one hope is that she's so disgusting that no sane respectable woman comes anywhere near her, and anyone who might be willing won't meet Sarah's delusional standards for a hot waifu.
 
My reflex is that I'm thankful pixy is too vile to get a woman romantically involved with her but then I think about the fact that Chris Chan has been in a relationship since he left jail.

My one hope is that she's so disgusting that no sane respectable woman comes anywhere near her, and anyone who might be willing won't meet Sarah's delusional standards for a hot waifu.
Chris chans gf is a tard herself i thought? Pixy could definitely bag a tatd for a life partner if one crosses her path. It's not like that's hard for anyone. Even a mess on my 600lb life can manage to bag a partner if someone fucked up enough comes their way. It's just a matter of the stars aligning.
 
My reflex is that I'm thankful pixy is too vile to get a woman romantically involved with her but then I think about the fact that Chris Chan has been in a relationship since he left jail.

My one hope is that she's so disgusting that no sane respectable woman comes anywhere near her, and anyone who might be willing won't meet Sarah's delusional standards for a hot waifu.
i think pixy would have a way easier time finding somebody if she was in california or maybe oregon. her area of texas is not really the place to find a lesbian that would be willing to put up with her..unique personality lets call it. if she went somewhere with a way more concentrated amount of people like herself she would most likely find somebody pretty quick. that or just become the public bike again but this time for pooners and lesbians.

her biggest issue aside from location is that whoever she gets with would have to have the patience of a saint to put up with her awful attitude and constant complaining. we see how she is on facebook but imagine every day in a relationship with pixy where she just comes hobbling over to you crying because her foot hurts or shes cold and thinks it means shes dying.

then if thats not enough imagine going out to dinner with her and she insists on wearing the old sora wig and if one of the servers calls her anything but sir she just freaks out and leaves.

this is also not taking into consideration the fact that anything pixy sees or hears is filtered through multiple layers of mental illness and stupidity so saying something like saying she looks a little pale today turns into proof that she is totally dying.

the only way i think pixy would be tolerable in a relationship is if she finally starts taking meds to calm down the crazy.
 
There is an okay ending, but it involves heavy medication and a care facility.
That's actually the happy ending. The okay ending is her just going off somewhere and living her life without bothering anybody. She will never get better and will die thinking she's a man with a stomach penis and she died from an easily preventable condition but refused to seek help because it would have meant admitting she still has boobs and a vagene.

She wants a lady that is ok with her "tummy". I assume that means her gastric damn near seven incher and not her fupa. Yeah. No one sane is gonna believe there's anything in there.
The fact she's using "tummy" shows she's not a man. A man would call it his belly or his gut or something other than "tummy". That is a term strictly used by kids and women.

I'm one of those weirdos who moved here a decade ago for a corporate gig and had to learn the language to survive — not for animoos or vidya. It's not an easy language, but weebs seems to master it with insane gusto because they want to watch all their perverted cartoons about schoolgirls. It's wild that someone so deeply entrenched in that world hasn't even picked up the bare basics.
It's just polite that if you move to a foreign country that you learn the language. In large cities like Tokyo or Osaka you can get by with minimal Japanese but once you're out in the boonies you're fucked if you can't speak it at least at a conversational level.

Her attempt at writing Nihongo is pathetic and what I'd expect from a weeb that learned it from watching animu.

New fanfic! Vanitas goes to a night market to get away from his mean dad who is so mean to him. He makes sure he has his keys and wallet because abusive people like to take his things. He gets it on with Aqua again, who is now a tarot card reader and gives him a good fortune. But alas it's all a dream.

Some things to take away from this. Vanitas drives a grey Ford Edge. So I assume that's the type of car Pixy's dad bought for her. And Vanitas wants to impregnate Aqua. So maybe that pregnancy phase is really coming. Just not in the way we expect. I really hope that Pixy doesn't start to believe that her stomach penis can impregnate those waifus she wants to do "something" to.
That was as horrible as I thought it would be. Again she focuses too much on the descriptions of what the characters are wearing or look like. Nobody cares about that. It literally has no bearing on the story. Take it out and the story is the same.

Then the bad sex scene. The fact that Vanitas is a woman but has a penis and it's only 5.5 inches too. It reminds me of A-Log who in his self-insert furry sex fics kept going on about how huge his six inch foxdick was. That's average. It's nothing to get impressed over.

Now had it been nearly seven damn inches that would be a different story.
 
Then the bad sex scene. The fact that Vanitas is a woman but has a penis and it's only 5.5 inches too. It reminds me of A-Log who in his self-insert furry sex fics kept going on about how huge his six inch foxdick was. That's average. It's nothing to get impressed over.

Now had it been nearly seven damn inches that would be a different story.

She once posted that her stomach penis was six inches. Guess it shrunk. :lol:

Vanitas also wears two binders just like Pixy. Yet unlike Pixy he has a real penis. I'm sure this isn't the weirdest KH self insert garbage out there by a mile. But it's still nauseating to read. Instead of running around having fantasy adventures she's got Vanitas dealing with his jerkface dad and hospitalized (and also jerkface) mom, getting nails in his tires and moping around marketplaces. How boring. At this point she might as well just make it a high school AU.


We have another lolcow who is into Hanako-kun, but her favorite character is Mitsuba.

Is this anime cursed?
 
Is this anime cursed?
Definitely, every person I've seen who liked the show was a crazy genderspecial. The show has a lot of fujobait as well, mostly with the pairing 'Mitsukou'.
We have another lolcow who is into Hanako-kun, but her favorite character is Mitsuba.
This is Mitsuba (male character), for those who don't read fujo slop. Judging by Sarah's interests I think this one will end up being her favorite unfortunately.
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I have never seen any fan of this character who was mentally sound.
 
My preteen started to play Kingdom Hearts a few days ago. The contrast between him innocently and excitedly planning to cosplay as Link at our country's sole Anime Convention, versus Pixy's pooping poses actually made me feel sick to my stomach. It hadn't struck me quite as viscerally until then. It was a kind of disgust-once-removed. Now. Fuck this Bitch. I don't care if she is mentally ill. She is aware enough to understand right from wrong and a lot of what shes been doing lately is very wrong.
Sorry. Had to get that out somewhere where people know what I'm on about and why I'm upset.
 
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