Blake Tait / Blake Izayoi / @IzayoiBlake / @SakuyaWOTD / Hatsune Blake (and his autistic orbiters) - The head of a massive Touhou Project Xitter clique with an equally as massive cult of personality, (former) Discord Kitten connoiseur, posts autistic photos of plushes, e-beggar, harborer of groomers and cuckholds alike, all-around massive faggot

[1994 Honda Civic]

I have updated the thread to include all of these links, and hopefully by tomorrow I will add the Emby section and submit the thread for review! Right now though, daylight savings has fucked me over and it's 4:50 AM instead of 3:50 AM, so I hope I wake up to an answer for this: Which board is Blake more suited for, Lolcows or Internet Famous? I am more inclined towards the latter, because him becoming too Internet Famous to have the yuri part of Touhou take over is kind of why I bothered to write a thread for the Farms in the first place. What do you guys think?

Before I sign off for the night in Freedomland, you can try aiming for the Internet Famous board if you can also add this fantastic gem. It is very much the most attention he's gotten in his whole Xitter career.

Don't you forget it, there's a whole thread's worth of wealth we can borrow to add any finishing touches.

I'm feeling Internet Famous, because his big thing is his cult and all the yurifags he's sucked into the western fanbase.

I'm with you on this. You have so much insider knowledge within these Touhou Discords that can provide some grand insight into the community's smaller corners. It's just that I really wish you were more active in showing us how it is out in the field because it provides a ton of worth in having something to discuss.

 

[jakkufurosuto]

Before I sign off for the night in Freedomland, you can try aiming for the Internet Famous board if you can also add this fantastic gem. It is very much the most attention he's gotten in his whole Xitter career.

Don't you forget it, there's a whole thread's worth of wealth we can borrow to add any finishing touches.


I'm with you on this. You have so much insider knowledge within these Touhou Discords that can provide some grand insight into the community's smaller corners. It's just that I really wish you were more active in showing us how it is out in the field because it provides a ton of worth in having something to discuss.

funny what it says about xir that the most internet fame xe's ever gotten was for being a docile troonslave

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Funny that you also say that it requires an IQ of 80 to maintain since the Western Touhou fanbase, littered with manchildren and literal minors, already goes out of their way to defend Blake or any of their own whenever something trivial happens that involves them.

Bro, Erdem Alsırt is 81 IQ and still xe falls for the most obvious lolcowbait goy traps. I'm suprised Blake could keep xis trap shut for so long and didn't send xis personal army here.

 

[Stoner Miko]

Bro, Erdem Alsırt is 81 IQ and still xe falls for the most obvious lolcowbait goy traps. I'm suprised Blake could keep xis trap shut for so long and didn't send xis personal army here.

It has been shown that all lolcows eventually break and start acting like proper lolcows. Blake shall be no exception.
And speaking of Erdem, is there a chance you guys could update its English translation? I have been interested in his recent whereabouts but I can't read Turkish for shit.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

It has been shown that all lolcows eventually break and start acting like proper lolcows. Blake shall be no exception.
And speaking of Erdem, is there a chance you guys could update its English translation? I have been interested in his recent whereabouts but I can't read Turkish for shit.

Don't want to derail the thread too much but I might do some translating in my off time. Average Erdem A-log is highschool student who can't speak Turkish properly, yet alone English so you are SOL.

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

I guess I can also suggest some final additions before you do so.

Let me see:

The Touhou games themselves themselves, even on the easier difficulties, are very hardcore and require a lot of technical skill to get to the true ending of each story, by "1cc"ing, or performing a one continue clear on the game.

One: You can still apply that video link of a UFO Lunatic run below this since I know you wanted to do so earlier.

Two: Is it possible to rearrange all of my sections? I ask because I want to do so based on how much content we have in the style of the Shmup stage bosses:

Spoiler: TH20 Leaked Roster

MeilingDefender can be Stage 1: The most basic Touhou fan you'll come across on social media.
EmpEevee can be Stage 2: We start diving into the crazy but it's not as extreme as of now.
Emby in Stage 3: Because there's a special place for Stage 3 bosses being underrated of course!
Avilion for Stage 4: It starts to get unbearable for most to handle as it should, knowing how batshit it is.
Elisabeth (because we do have him) for Stage 5: We just have to make him more interesting than Mai and Satono, really.
Blake, finally, as the Final Boss in 6: Main subject of the OP and culprit of the ongoing Izayoi Imposter Incident; an event where some young Scot-Irish man from a foreign land makes the dubious claim of being Sakuya's husband while enriching himself with power thanks to the SDM enslaved under his order and other foreign actors he brought along.
Xy can be reserved for the Extra: Right where he should be due to being such a wild one.

Three: The images, you can discard. And for the phonebook information, why not include Kim's post about how he managed to find where he lives? That should be a pretty big one to also mention, y'know?

 

[Stoner Miko]

Blake has rexeeted this gemerald (A):

"Hey guys, if you aren't a cuckold like me, then you shouldn't be with a girl!"
This sounds despicable and is exactly something that would come out of mr. Tait and his accomplices. Shipping fictional characters when you don't do it our way is bad, guys! You have to love yuri because... reasons! With this kind of mentality, why his relationship with Kitty ultimately fell short becomes more than obvious. That original post really seems to attract some potential cows, though. Here's one guy we haven't seen before, his name is Emper- oh.

"Art of Reisen happy"

Another Reisen fanatic would go on to make this in light of the comment.

Archive | Original

I gotta do the damn Emby section now... This thread must become public!

 

[Stoner Miko]

I've got some good news, and some bad news: The bad news is that I've reached the 64k character limit on the thread. Everything we add from now on has to be done through separate posts here and links on the main posts connecting it all together. The good news is that this means the thread is now ready for review! We shall get to Internet Famous soon, alhamdullilah.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I've got some good news, and some bad news: The bad news is that I've reached the 64k character limit on the thread. Everything we add from now on has to be done through separate posts here and links on the main posts connecting it all together. The good news is that this means the thread is now ready for review! We shall get to Internet Famous soon, alhamdullilah.

Mashallah adelfe! Congratulations on finishing your thread, hopefully it's moved out soon. Just so you know, you can ask staff to duplicate your OP post and use the second post as a reserved post if you need more space.

 

[Stoner Miko]

Mashallah adelfe! Congratulations on finishing your thread, hopefully it's moved out soon. Just so you know, you can ask staff to duplicate your OP post and use the second post as a reserved post if you need more space.

Honestly, I think I'm gonna do that. There's still so much more room to talk about stuff!

 

[Rango Dango]

"Hey guys, if you aren't a cuckold like me, then you shouldn't be with a girl!"

Reminds me of Ayn Rand, she was having an affair with some dude calling it "rational selfishness", but when she discovered that that guy was cheating on her as well, she said he betrayed objectivism lmao

I know this is the exact opposite but I thought I'd share, cuz it's funny

 

[Stoner Miko]

Reminds me of Ayn Rand, she was having an affair with some dude calling it "rational selfishness", but when she discovered that that guy was cheating on her as well, she said he betrayed objectivism lmao

I know this is the exact opposite but I thought I'd share, cuz it's funny

It's perfectly fine, there's nothing more hilarious than cuckholding faggots; It's my main motivation for helping this thread get made, afterall.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Kiwifags archiving fucking everything be like:

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

Kiwifags archiving fucking everything be like:
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Guilty as charged. Had it not been for the one (handsome) user speaking here who paid close attention as much as possible, my section wouldn't contain even half of its size now. It's easily the biggest in the whole OP and there's still more to add! Don't forget the Filipinx Elisabeth, Miko on a high!

Having said that, I didn't think it was based to just let your one 2D anime wife remain happy, even at the cost of your own being. Are we sure that this new 2020+ crowd aren't from a similar crop as the /jp/sies?

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Made this collage in my off-time:

Maybe I could have fitted more pisscord screenshots in there, but I'm done.

 

[Stoner Miko]

Made this collage in my off-time:
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Maybe I could have fitted more pisscord screenshots in there, but I'm done.

I am going to use this as the first image once the thread leaves PG, so that there's a room for it to breathe. The thread is literally 64.000 characters long, so I can't even add a single space to it!

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Hey guys, if you aren't a cuckold like me, then you shouldn't be with a girl!

Male fans of yuri are all troons in the making, no exceptions.

 

[Gravemind]

Male fans of yuri are all troons in the making, no exceptions.

I'm just saying, I've yet to know one that doesn't identify as a "femboy" in some respect.

 

[GratsTheat783]

Literal cuckold logic. "if you REALLY loved your partner, you wouldn't have a problem with them fucking other people if it makes them happy!"

 

[Stoner Miko]

Literal cuckold logic. "if you REALLY loved your partner, you wouldn't have a problem with them fucking other people if it makes them happy!"

Exactly what I was thinking too! People like Blake can't be seen as influential on a community such as Touhou, it sets a bad example for us all. That's my main motivation for this thread. Suffer not a cuckhold to live.

Spoiler: TCD

Kill cuckolds. Behead cuckolds. Roundhouse kick a cuckold into the concrete. Slam dunk a cuckold baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy cucks. Defecate in a cuckold's food. Launch cuckolds into the sun. Stir fry cuckolds in a wok. Toss cuckolds into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cuckold's gas tank. Judo throw cuckolds into a wood chipper. Twist cuckolds heads off. Report cuckolds to the IRS. Karate chop cuckolds in half. Curb stomp pregnant black cuckolds. Trap cuckolds in quicksand. Crush cuckolds in the trash compactor. Liquefy cuckolds in a vat of acid. Eat cuckolds. Dissect cuckolds. Exterminate cuckolds in the gas chamber. Stomp cuckold skulls with steel toed boots.

Edit: I just remembered to change the thread's subtitle to reflect the cuck thing. Sorry @NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C.