Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[3MMA]

Imagine your biggest "win" is that nobody got to see the bodycam that you lie and claim would prove your innocence, when everyone already knows this trashy piece of shit let his kids live in deplorable squalor, starving, stinking, and one of them, an eight year old girl, on cocaine.

Of all the trashy details Nick tries to imbue with deep meaning, he should’ve skipped this one. Claiming that the footage of his arrest & separation from the children (because they were in too much danger to be allowed to go on living life with their abusive fuck parents) not being released, is some huge celebratory accomplishment, is delusional as fuck & not based in reality, What an embarrassment of a father. It’s about as bad as Nick penning a love letter to another middle aged man, naming him The Pugilist as he described the “fight inside of him” that really lights his fire & makes his cuck tank tingle. Nick also read his love letter to Aaron aloud, but not on Juju’s freak show.

 

[Vibralldo]

My wedding ring doesn't really fit

Fat Dax

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I still can’t get over Faggot Nick wearing tank tops. Even without that awful tattoo, he’d still look like absolute trash. I’ve seen jellyfish with more muscle tone.

Nick isn't sending a "my penis tattoo that looks like a snake is cool" signal. He's sending the "wife-beater shirts fit my personality" signal.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Crossposting from the Kiwi Koloring Korner. I know Nick's a huge anime fan so I'm sure he'd appreciate my work.
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Metokur’s words echo “Was it worth it?”

 

[Sneed Force One]

I'm beginning to turn my opinion around. There is plenty of milk left in this ol' award-winning cow.

It is evident he intends to pursue a PR-saving campaign the moment his sentence is confirmed. Nicky needs his trust-fund-free dollarydoos back. Ya'know, the spare cash without all those pesky stipulations such as "proper use" and "for the good of family". That two seater Mustang owned by a family man of five needs servicing and the finest wax!

We can be assured, this hedonistic reprobate will nourish us with many more apologetic non-apologies, righteous indignation and a threadbare understanding of pop culture boring enough to put even the most dedicated to Qanons to sleep.

BMJ will yet again have LOTY 2025 stolen from him.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Aaron admits it was fucked up and wrong.

This is why I have no problem watching clips of him where I can't even stand to hear Rekieta for any length of time.
That and Aaron is actually occasionally funny.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Faggot is just doing everything possible to show off how Mommy bought his ass out of trouble. Fucking junkie needs to overdose before he maxes out another of his kids' COCAINE LEVEL.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I heard Vito talk for like ten seconds and had to tap out. It's nice to see that Nick is still an unrepentant drug addict being enabled by pedophiles. If there's one thing I know about drug addicts on the internet is that they inevitably fuck up royally, over and over again so it's really just a waiting game at this point.

That being said I feel sorry for his kids who have to live around it, hopefully they can find a stable family member and spend most of their time with them.

 

[john marston]

There's a degree of patheticness that exists with Nick's appearance on Dick's podcast. He really believes that he's "won" even after the complete implosion of his career and reputation. He's lost so much money, dignity, property, and friends, and he's permanently damaged his family and traumatized his own children (and that's putting aside his daughter testing positive for cocaine). But Aaron "ate his goo," Null didn't get the bodycam footage, and he had lots of fun "adventures" banging April and doing coke. It's honestly just sad at this point. He still has the hubris of a man on the top. He honestly reminds me of Spoony at the end of his career, someone who acted like he still was on top even when his audience withered away.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Imagine your biggest "win" is that nobody got to see the bodycam that you lie and claim would prove your innocence, when everyone already knows this trashy piece of shit let his kids live in deplorable squalor, starving, stinking, and one of them, an eight year old girl, on cocaine.

Claiming that the footage of his arrest & separation from the children (because they were in too much danger to be allowed to go on living life with their abusive fuck parents) not being released, is some huge celebratory accomplishment, is delusional as fuck & not based in reality

Even this 'win' was a defeat snatched from the jaws of victory. The Galaxy Brain was seething so much at the cops commenting on the state of the house and how they would take better care of it that he had to tell everyone about it - confirming that the state of the house was bad without even releasing the bodycam.

And the l'esprit de l'escalier in response to a bodycam cop that was fermenting for almost a year was a 'but I had a breakfast': no you wouldn't, you don't have it.

He literally didn't even deny the house was in a bad state. Simply myopia of poverty led the cop to believe he would have taken better care of the house. He wouldn't because he doesn't have it.

 

[keke]

My best guess is, she was an inexperienced country girl who was manipulated by the narc into a relationship (gay roleplay). In the beginning it could be a happy marriage, where she thought "she can fix him" but the more he failed, the more insufferable he got.

I really don’t think she had the mental fortitude to be able to recognise his narcissism. At least not when they met. That ‘I Will Be Us’ tattoo was horrific in quality and meaning, yet she loved it.

 

[3MMA]

Fat Dax

One Fat Juju, made to order:

You know the weight gains are serious if even his fingers are getting fat. That takes a lot of dedication to grow a barnyard animal that lorge. Juju the Cow is just a lorge gorl.

but unlike Nick, who acts like his shit doesn't stink, Aaron admits it

Being capable of admitting when you’re wrong or have messed up is not something Nick can do, & it separates him from those who can. Nicks palatability is still on a hard decline & he’s got more bridges to burn in front of a fat bisexual barnyard animal & a greasy scamming diddler.

 

[Pentamidine]

This is why I have no problem watching clips of him where I can't even stand to hear Rekieta for any length of time.
That and Aaron is actually occasionally funny.

That's what is so sad. I used to watch Nick nightly since back when he had Warski and Tonkasaw on in like 2019. He used to be legitimately funny and entertaining, his jokes weren't just Cop at Denny's and low effort jokes about blacks that don't even make sense.

I noticed the change in his content when he did that psychedelic. I forget if it was at Hedo or one of the anime conventions but he had a story about someone giving him a pill and he described the hallucinations and stuff. Basically immediately after that, his entire show shifted to being about sex, cooming, and hedonism. This is also when I remember him being plastered each and every night. I just quit watching him because the new format was boring and didn't even pretend to be about the law anymore. The new show focus also drove away most of the Christian/trad audience that Nick had cultivated.

It didn't have to be this way.

Side note on super chats btw - back when he was the King of Superchats, it's because he had the $20 rule but also when a $20 came in he would actually try to find time to read it. By his waning days on Rumble, it didn't matter how big your superchat was, it wasn't getting read until the end so there was no reason to send one - it wouldn't be read in the context that you were trying to address.

BTW he wears tanktops because he has the brain of a teenage girl so skinny = ideal form and the only way for him to show that off as a man is to wear trashy tanktops.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Fat Dax

Fat Herrera

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Fat Herrera

I bet he can't even do a push up.

 

[Captain Manning]

Also did he not call Ron a manlit for wearing a tanktop??Nick BaldoLit. Perhaps I can have AI write an ode to this baldoing manlit.

He called Ron a lot of things. Some of them were true, and others was pretty obviously projection. Most famously, he accused Ron of being a cuck. We now know Nick is the cuck.

 

[not william stenchever]

I bet he can't even do a push up.

Despite all his seethe he can't do one without using his knees.

Most famously, he accused Ron of being a cuck. We now know Nick is the cuck.

Ron keeps his remote hand strong while Nick whacks himself in the face.

 

[Melty Butter]

There's a degree of patheticness that exists with Nick's appearance on Dick's podcast. He really believes that he's "won" even after the complete implosion of his career and reputation....

Oh, Nick knows the issue. I'm only 3 min. into the podcast. https://thedickshow.com/episode-455/ (thanks @Folgers Can)

"How do all these other people get away with degenerate stuff?" ...

...oh, I dunno, BECAUSE MOST "OTHER PEOPLE" DO NOT HAVE FIVE FUCKING CHILDREN AND DON'T PUT THEIR ADDICTION ON BROADCAST, you absolute pathetic piece of shit.

Dan (or Matthew), burn the place down. Speak up. I know you're paying attention.

Nick doesn't give a shit. He will continue to fuck up Kayla and his kids with oblivion.

ETA as I keep listening, about getting confused about recording:
Dax: Is this what it feels like when you're married?
Nick: It is, but only after you've had kids 'cause that's when they have proof.

ETA II: The kids went immediately to Dan and Shari Sletta. Nick is randomly mad that his 5 kids were later interviewed by CPS without representation bc his then-16-year-old could have been responsible for the coke.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

He's lost so much money, dignity, property, and friends

This is false and why this narcissist still fails at life.

Things Nick never had:
1. Money. He's never earned anything. Youtube by his own admission was monopoly money. He lives off money earned by others. He's like a teenager with a babysitting job pretending that his earnings pay for everything.
2. Dignity. He's never accomplished anything. He has no pride in what he's become and therefore no dignity to uphold. The only pride he exhibits is his clever-by-half lies like "April didn't sleep over." "I never said the cops planted drugs."
3. Property. He never earned it and consequently never treated anything like he owned it. It was never his and it's why he thinks turning 2 paid off homes into 1 paid off home is some form of high-finance. He spent (other peoples) money trying to get a Frank's hearing and an interlocutory appeal.
4. Friends. He has no friends. He's never had any friends. Whether it's his inability to pick up on social cues or his constant lying to everyone, the closer people get to him, the further away they want him. Arguably, his closest and longest friend is Drex: Who doesn't speak to Nick. One more time: his closest friend doesn't speak to him. And he has no idea why.

It fits why he isn't getting divorced. He ceded parenting to booze, drugs and the nanny. He has no friends. He has no hobbies.. His escape of drugs and April was pathetic (Nickspeak calls it "amazing."). He must have had a very pathetic "I have nothing, please don't leave me. I'll do anything you want. I'll kill myself if you leave. I can change" sob and struggle session with Kayla. Kayla hasn't figured out she's co-dependent and enabling Nick's pathetic, friendless, interestless existence. He'll slip up though because in the end, he does everything for his immediate gratification.

 

[Melty Butter]

Per the podcast, Nick claims that he will start covering the Karen Read trial, TOMORROW. (Start of the 2nd trial.) Yeah, whatever.

Nick, you have NO IDEA how complicated this case is. I know about 85% about this case and I still get confused. You are not capable, remotely.

Anything juicy is related to the first trial in which several cop-corrupted witnesses embarrassed themselves. Get pregnant mostly-Mormon Dani Ahn Direct on your stream (though it's a bad move for her) so you know what's up.

Edit to Add: In other Lawnerd dirt, why didn't Laid Back Law stream on Friday? Anyone know? He's a dumb conspiracy theorist who never fit, but was somehow aligned with NateTheLawyer for the channel. He's a dumb former Marine. NOT a lawyer and constantly showed his idiocy.