What would you do if you found out you were the only person that couldn't read minds?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You find out one day that everyone in the world has always had the ability to read minds and youre the only one that could never do it,
how do you react?

 

[Farsided]

I'd switch my mind to write-only.
If we assume I'm not able to do that, then I'd broadcast Mambo #5 with my mind 24/7, sure the users of this board might enjoy it but not everybody is into...

THE TRUMPETS!

 

[We Are The Witches]

But I'd still be able to read minds: my own!

 

[DankSmoker]

[CONTINUOUS FART SFX]

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

I've tested this many times to my own satisfaction. I've internally screamed the N word in a busload of black folks to see if anyone winces or looks over. I've graphically visualized raping the wife of a nice Christian family to see if any of them flinch or grow colder towards me afterward.

Always no dice. Nobody can read minds. It's a shame too, because psychic powers would make the world a much more interesting place in some ways.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

It's okay because everyone is thinking about how they would want to plow me so hard or repeat a line from Spiderman.

 

[Lou Bega]

But I'd still be able to read minds: my own!

Can you read my mind about what I plan to do to you on our honeymoon?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I've internally screamed the N word in a busload of black folks to see if anyone winces or looks over.

good to know im not the only one who has done that.