William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

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I haven't seen this posted yet so rate me late if it has. But if it's defamation to claim that somebody caused suicide when it didn't happen, does that mean we could sue all the troons who keep claiming we have a "kill count" and caused the suicides of 3 trans people, and win? Even in Aussie kangaroo courts?
They’d have to be Ausfalian. And how many people live in that shithole? I think you gotta sue the originator of the defamation. The Kill Count is now just a falsehood, to be defamation you gotta be the one who made it up.
 
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Most of the replies are what you would expect ("This is so wrong!", "Get that hecking appeal!", "Start a KickFundMe!"), but some audience members are unsatisfied:
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This is the same country that ruled in favour of a brick-faced ugly slant-eyed troon rapist and ordered someone to pay $480k over his feelings (Elliot William Fong) and loose association with the site in the form of hosting something (or whatever, irrelevant).
cope
You can't criticize the verdict because it was plainly just. All you can do is talk about some other dumb case nobody knows a thing about that has nothing whatsoever to do with this.
 
April fools, right guys?

...right?

The cheatnigger is going to spin this as him actually being a god gamer that never cheated somehow. Watch for it.

I don't really get it. Correct me if I'm wrong but Apollo took down his channel and committed suicide in the middle around the time of the lawsuit Billy filed against him. It seems pretty reasonable to speculate that it may have contributed to some extent to the suicide even if Apollo didn't confirm it. Did Jobst ever definitively say Billy killed Apollo. Is Aussy law so pozzed you're not allowed to even wonder aloud if it is not 100% confirmed?
 
I hope nobody tries to get involved with Billy ever again. Literally a death wish lol.
Jobst is the only retard dumb enough to lie about Apollo's reason for suicide.

Apollo was a fellow Samandtolki post and shat on speedrunners and boogie alongside me. Karl is a nigger for using his death for his own gain while staying friends with Darkviper who was actually named in his suicide note.
 
I guess if you wanna simp for Billy or just say that high scores/speed running in general are retarded then fine. I wouldn't necessarily disagree since to get a million points on Donkey Kong you have to play the game for like two hours straight.

But emulators and original hardware are different categories in speed running and high score competitions because emulators are different from the original hardware. Mame can't even replicate Donkey Kong's sound effects correctly to this day since most of them are generated via hardware on the original PCB's. Emulators have different proof standards specifically because there are things someone could do to manipulate their game or just use save states to craft a game. For someone to play on an emulator and say it's original hardware is cheating and went against the rules that Twin Galaxies had set up even at that time.
This sounds like DSP complaining about losing every fighting game because of some obscure netcode frame lag or his controller didn't register his inputs.

How about instead of the problem being MAME can't play a sound effect you just suck at gaming and play bad games.
 
When I saw this I thought it was about the cheating and I was MATI but now I realize it was mostly about the suicide so I have to say that Karl did kind of deserve to lose, I doubt Apollo was the most mentaly stable person to begin with considering he cares about speed running. I feel like that is way too much money though.
 
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I haven't seen this posted yet so rate me late if it has. But if it's defamation to claim that somebody caused suicide when it didn't happen, does that mean we could sue all the troons who keep claiming we have a "kill count" and caused the suicides of 3 trans people, and win? Even in Aussie kangaroo courts?
You’d think law works that way, but it doesn’t. Judges do what they want and slowly destroy countries that way. No, because they’re troons.

Australia is a country currently making headlines for re-burying fossils they just found because aboriginals claim it disrupts their religious beliefs—just not serious people. And like someone else replied, they’d have to be Australian or have an extremely good reason to sue there, which you probably already assumed.
 
I haven't seen this posted yet so rate me late if it has. But if it's defamation to claim that somebody caused suicide when it didn't happen, does that mean we could sue all the troons who keep claiming we have a "kill count" and caused the suicides of 3 trans people, and win? Even in Aussie kangaroo courts?
Optimistic as fuck but not too dissimilar. There was that one person that lit themselves on fire and everyone said they killed themselves because of KF but they killed themselves because their transgender "friends" were pieces of shit.
 
At this point Mitchell actually having the world record would be his least impressive accomplishment.
Billy Mitchell had multiple records for multiple games in the 1980s, years before emulation.
Even the troons can't sperg those records away.
They just got brainwashed by a Jew movie into thinking they could vicariously destroy the Orange Man by endlessly repeating that "EMULATION IS CHEATING!"
 
I hope Karl is prepared to file for bankruptcy to cheat Billy out of the judgement.
Depends on what he actually owns. If he owns a house, (and we're going to assume in this case Australia handles it similarly to the United States/Canada) it may be preferable to just arrange a payment plan with Billy's lawyer over the course of how many years than it is to outright lose the house. It's entirely up to Billy how he wants to handle getting paid here. If he chooses to be uncharacteristically generous and magnanimous by simply arranging a drip feed payment plan outside of court with Jobst, he can buy back most of the good will he pissed away with his cheating scandals while also getting a regular payment every month/bi-weekly. If he chooses to force Jobst to sell his equity to pay for costs, he's going to tear apart this guy's life. Billy will never recover from how hated he will be. He's going to piss away whatever business opportunities for the rest of his life.

There's a smart way to handle this. Hopefully his lawyer tells him precisely how to do so and he's receptive to it, otherwise this is going to end very badly for both of them.
 
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