Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Retarded Fat Autist]

His plane C is to open a bakery...

HAHAHAHAHA
My family owns and runs doughnut shops and let me tell you if this faggot cant even sit on his smelly lard ass and type his horrible code out for like a few hours once a week he wont be able to wake up bathe drive to the store check the orders get the dough started heat up the ovens lay out the racks stock the drinks clean the shop four to six hours before opening then have to deal with people in a rush for another 7-8 hours while standing on your feet all day then clean up/mop count the cash and lock up EVERY SINGLE DAY all the while having make sure your machines dont break down that your suppliers dont fuck up and keeping to food health regulations

 

[p1138]

HAHAHAHAHA
My family owns and runs doughnut shops and let me tell you if this faggot cant even sit on his smelly lard ass and type his horrible code out for like a few hours once a week he wont be able to wake up bathe drive to the store check the orders get the dough started heat up the ovens lay out the racks stock the drinks clean the shop four to six hours before opening then have to deal with people in a rush for another 7-8 hours while standing on your feet all day then clean up/mop count the cash and lock up EVERY SINGLE DAY all the while having make sure your machines dont break down that your suppliers dont fuck up and keeping to food health regulations

Look he said baker, not donut shop owner. He's got 20 years of experience baking bread with hundreds of recipes. He never said anything about hundreds of donut recipes and running a donut shop bud.

He mentions it at the end of the cooking video I sperged out about toward the start of the thread:
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It's really hard but he could handle it because he bakes bread every day and has hundreds of recipes he's made.

Don't you know he's in the running to be the next most interesting man in the world for Dos Equis? 20 years experience hacking, programming, baking, hiking, being a furry, mushroom foraging, as a dungeons and dragons DM, running a minecraft server, fitness guru, live streaming, fucking ferrets, game dev, etc all for 20 hours a day?

Insane behavior, do better.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Unfortunately, I know about this first hand.

I used to do some editting work for some twitch streamers. Getting money out of them was more effort than actually editting videos.

A lot of steamers are TERRIBLE with their finances. It may not even be that they were trying to screw you. They legitimately may have forgot.

HAHAHAHAHA
My family owns and runs doughnut shops and let me tell you if this faggot cant even sit on his smelly lard ass and type his horrible code out for like a few hours once a week he wont be able to wake up bathe drive to the store check the orders get the dough started heat up the ovens lay out the racks stock the drinks clean the shop four to six hours before opening then have to deal with people in a rush for another 7-8 hours while standing on your feet all day then clean up/mop count the cash and lock up EVERY SINGLE DAY all the while having make sure your machines dont break down that your suppliers dont fuck up and keeping to food health regulations

Don't you have to get up ass early too to start baking the bread? You can't just show up at 8/9AM and expect the bread to be ready.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

He means he wants to buy a bakery and own it for profits. Of course he does not mean to actually WORK in one. Come on, guys...

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

A lot of steamers are TERRIBLE with their finances. It may not even be that they were trying to screw you. They legitimately may have forgot.

A lot of insane streamer behavior starts to make sense when you view them as weird lottery winners. When they blow up, they're suddenly swimming in more cash than they know what to do with, so they waste it on stupid shit, don't put anything aside for retirement, and generally act like a baboon. Maybe they pick up a drug habit, too. Then one day, the money rain stops (or the lottery win is used up) and they're fucked.

Not fully applicable to Maldy because of his dad, but some aspects are there.

 

[cigint]

Don't you have to get up ass early too to start baking the bread? You can't just show up at 8/9AM and expect the bread to be ready.

It's going to be a kickstarter called Ferretouille where the idea is he trains animals to make the bread, and he sells preorders on them. 6 years later the third act of your bread will be 96% done, but Jason spends 12 hours of each day doing mukbang on Twitch.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It's going to be a kickstarter called Ferretouille where the idea is he trains animals to make the bread, and he sells preorders on them. 6 years later the third act of your bread will be 96% done, but Jason spends 12 hours of each day doing mukbang on Twitch.

Suddenly imagining a ferret piloting mald ala ratatouille but since it's mald, it's shoved up his ass and it's controlling him baking bread with his ass hairs

 

[ScurvyRat]

A lot of steamers are TERRIBLE with their finances. It may not even be that they were trying to screw you. They legitimately may have forgot.

Nah, there was one who offered me 20$ an hour but refused to give me clean files so I charged them to fix it as a price of editing. When I gave them the invoice they said "ok just this one time but we won't work together after this" but then wanted to do a flat rate fee. Just bullshit like that, constantly. And this is someone who I know had nepo baby money, money from their spouse, and told me "I only do streaming as a hobby" while raking in hundreds of twitch subs a month. Its not that they couldn't pay me, its that they wanted as much money as possible.

 

[SandyCat]

Why tf streamers that bank insane amount of money for doing shit, expect everyone else to do free labor for them.
It's such a common pattern.

Making hundreds or thousands of dollars from streaming video games for 4 hours of "work" probably gets to their head. If people let him take advantage of their retardation it will reinforce the problem even further

 

[Slamerella]

Saw the "piracy in brazil" short (lost it in the sands of time because my YouTube history loves to auto delete things), and he said that "Brazilians loved the Heartbound demo but can't buy it because it's too expensive."

I'm sure he'll figure out how badly he's getting duped. I mean, look at how well he figured out Animal Well!

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Saw the "piracy in brazil" short (lost it in the sands of time because my YouTube history loves to auto delete things), and he said that "Brazilians loved the Heartbound demo but can't buy it because it's too expensive."

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I'm sure he'll figure out how badly he's getting duped. I mean, look at how well he figured out Animal Well!

You can't just do a direct conversion like that, you also need to account for wages. The average monthly salary in Brazil apparently works out to around $500. The minimum wage comes out to about $270 a month.

 

[p1138]

Saw the "piracy in brazil" short (lost it in the sands of time because my YouTube history loves to auto delete things), and he said that "Brazilians loved the Heartbound demo but can't buy it because it's too expensive."

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I'm sure he'll figure out how badly he's getting duped. I mean, look at how well he figured out Animal Well!

You're forgetting the income differences between the two countries. This is why regional pricing exists on steam. Seeing the rest of the chart should have made that obvious(and it's one of the ways grey market steam keys can even exist). Seriously, this is dumb. Go take a look at other games.

 

[potato sack]

the brazil pricing doesnt come really into anything cos what kind of retard would spend 5 dollars or 20 brl or any other currency on an abandoned game

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Cmoooooooon Jason we want to see your big brain cheat at puzzle games.

 

[VanClyde]

Less than 48h untill the next "monthly update" saga episode, any bets on what will be the outcome?

 

[LetThemSneed]

Less than 48h untill the next "monthly update" saga episode, any bets on what will be the outcome?

Maybe as an April fool's prank he will actually fully release the game.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

the brazil pricing doesnt come really into anything cos what kind of retard would spend 5 dollars or 20 brl or any other currency on an abandoned game

Brazilians duh

Also today is his attempt at breaking the ai vtuber's twitch world record right? Is he still gonna try?

 

[GaryGray]

Less than 48h untill the next "monthly update" saga episode, any bets on what will be the outcome?

I am too spread out between other project to release any significant update. Be assured my "team" is working diligently. Look at the patch notes for detailed updates.

That is my guess.

 

[potato sack]

Less than 48h untill the next "monthly update" saga episode, any bets on what will be the outcome?

i got half my chips on missing the update schedule again and releasing on the 2nd, and half my chips on him doing an april fools joke and it backfiring cos some youtuber makes fun of it, and him eating up bait like a hungry hungry lolcow

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Will he have time to do the update? He's gonna be busy with his streamathon to beat an AI vtuber!