Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

[Whore of Babylon 69]

Good God Almighty!

EVERY. TIME. Every time I check up on this thread every so often, she's significantly fatter than the last picture I saw of her!

Remember how we all called her fat back in her career's peak 10-12 years ago? Little did we know ...

Also, she's not even 40, but she looks like she's almost old enough to receive social security checks. Woof. This makes me want to eat nothing but vegetables and grilled chicken for the next month.

The consequences of the fat acceptance movement.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

2025 is the year for Lena Dunham.​

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Spoiler: Gems from Instagram

10 resolutions for 2025 *that have nothing to do with how you look, how others perceive you OR the internet!*​

1. Get a handle on the instinct to self-lacerate when you make a mistake ie “oh gosh I’m so dumb” “ugh what’s wrong with me” “Lena, get it together you WENCH!” because you can HEAR yourself talking smack about YOU! Not very nice, ay?
2. Nothing is so important that you can’t step outside and take yourself on a little journey a few times a day. You wouldn’t leave your dog inside for 24 hours, so why would you do it to yourself? note: If outside is not an option for reasons physical or mental, raise your face to the window for one solid minute.
3. No more setting alarm for a shockingly unrealistic time then pressing snooze for two hours when you could have just had two more peaceful hours of sleep and then awoken refreshed rather than guilty and disoriented with a sheen of flop sweat!
4. Along those same lines, pick a less unkind alarm. Why did you sort through all the options and select the one most likely to drive you to Victorian madness? And try a new one for the new year, to signal a new approach.
5. When in doubt, pick up a book.
6. There’s no award for subsisting on coffee until 4pm, babe.
7. Opposite action! If a text or email stresses you out, go against your instinct to answer in record time and instead take a beat then return to it. If your instinct is to avoid, try facing it the moment it appears. You will be flooded with peace!
8. Find excuses to dance on your tippy toes.
9. Use up your craft supplies- colored pencils, wrapping paper, ribbon, pom poms, googly eyes. You took in a box for your neighbor? Draw a little creature on it, or add a holiday decoration in April. Make a card for your barista. Let’s be all out of decorative juice by September.
10. This isn’t Who Wants To Be A Millionaire- you get as many phone a friends as you need!

https://www.instagram.com/lenadunham/p/DES3DKtS7Vq/

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

I seriously think she goes out of her way to be as aggressively ugly as possible. It’s like she wants people to comment on how gross she looks just so she has a reason to freak out about how women are more than just their looks. And while I think that’s absolutely true, it doesn’t mean you have to run around looking like too much sausage in too little casing that just escaped from the psych ward. You can be fat and unattractive and still take care of yourself.

 

[The Hardest R]

It’s really interesting how Lumpy Lena continues to come back every once in a while like herpes. She shows up, everyone is disgusted, and then she goes away. Rinse and repeat every 18-24 months. I know she’s well connected but there’s no shortage of dumpy girls who are well connected but not as radioactive as Lena. I doubt Beanie Feldstein has anything going on at the moment.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I doubt Beanie Feldstein has anything going on at the moment.

Beanie Feldstein is even grosser looking than Lena to me. She just looks clammy. Sticky and clammy. Monica Lewinsky was straight up hot like a nerdy Nigella Lawson and didn't deserve that sort of casting. Lena just looks like an old dried up primary school math teacher. If she never opened her mouth and didn't wear baby clothes to premieres/photoshoots, she'd be sad instead of gross.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I seriously think she goes out of her way to be as aggressively ugly as possible. It’s like she wants people to comment on how gross she looks just so she has a reason to freak out about how women are more than just their looks.

So, she's like the counterpart of Ashley Isaacs? If we mix them together, we might get two normal looking people.

 

[pink cigarettes]

10 resolutions for 2025 *that have nothing to do with how you look, how others perceive you OR the internet!*

This is the list of a deeply depressed person who has nothing going on. This is sad af

 

[Simpers]

Is that Netflix pic real?

She has the body of a 60 year old trailer trash woman with five children and bad luck. She looks like her next television appearance will be on COPS.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

All that money and she doesn't even try. It's amazing how every single time there's a new photo of her you think "wow, she looks so much worse than last time. Surely it can't get any worse?"
And then it does.

Love that for her.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

So, she's like the counterpart of Ashley Isaacs? If we mix them together, we might get two normal looking people.

Wow, imagine them together. That would be something else. Lena could push Ashley around in a wheelchair while they aggressively eyeball people, daring them to say anything about their horrific visages. Maybe throw in Victor/Victoria Markhoff and that obese beauty with the emotional support horse and you’d have The Four Screeching Snowflakes of the Apocalypse.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Lena could push Ashley around in a wheelchair

We know Lena would make Ashley push her chair instead because Lena's absolutely sure she's in a worse state than Ashley.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Is that Netflix pic real?

Its from her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lenadunham/p/DFdVGMXROJ0/?img_index=2

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Lena Dunhams beauteous transformation

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Man.... she could have had that "quirky nerd" -look if she had just kept at a healthy weight. She wasn't a stunner before, especially by celebrity standards, but she looked interesting.

Girl has cellulite on her back. Goddamn, how is that not a wake up call?

 

[break these cuffs]

Man.... she could have had that "quirky nerd" -look if she had just kept at a healthy weight. She wasn't a stunner before, especially by celebrity standards, but she looked interesting.

Girl has cellulite on her back. Goddamn, how is that not a wake up call?

Hopefully she hates herself as much as everyone else should and is slowly eating herself to death.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Also, she's not even 40

That really surprised me.

I seriously think she goes out of her way to be as aggressively ugly as possible. It’s like she wants people to comment on how gross she looks just so she has a reason to freak out about how women are more than just their looks.

Agreed. She reminds me of Pixy Teri.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

So, she's like the counterpart of Ashley Isaacs? If we mix them together, we might get two normal looking people.

Nahhh fren. Ashley would leach all life from the heffer and turn her into a husk like herself.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

vogue posted this beauty inspo today. Jfc no wonder young people have completely checked out of mainstream media

Reminder, this is what Lena dunham looked like 4 years and two months ago.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Congrats, Lena. You're getting closer and closer every day to become a Botero.

 

[DarkShark]

Fuck, she’s gone with the poop bun. Just one of the Gorls.