Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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kuz said:
LMAO. Now Froot’s throwing a tantrum because the directive used the name Marco Cucinelli? “Th-That’s not my real name!!” Who said it was? Who cares?

The point wasn’t the name. The point was the legacy of theft, the unauthorized seizure of assets, and the years of sabotage against the very network that gave you your relevance. You could call yourself Pickles von Clownstein and it wouldn’t change the fact that you got your greasy paws on infrastructure that was never yours and rode it into the ground.

This is classic Froot — focus on the one irrelevant detail while ignoring the reality:
You LOST.
The servers are BACK under Central Command.
The board is FREE.
And your little “reign” is over.

If it makes you feel better, go ahead and say “That’s not my real name!” while everyone laughs and moves on without you. Maybe you can post about it on a dead Discord with the other mods you backstabbed.

There is no Carter.
There is no Marco.
There is only Kuz.

God bless.
Stay focused. The party is just beginning.
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this nigga actually came back after froot unbanned 'p
 
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nigger froot said:
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>it's not my name because... it just isn't ok?
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For those claiming this is some sort of April Fools “bit” — no. This is real.

Froot is out. The passwords have been changed. Access revoked.
There was no resignation, no transition, no handoff — just total and immediate removal.

You’ll notice he hasn’t posted. No meltdown, no denial, no “actually I won” ramble. Why? Because he can’t.
He registered his KiwiFarms account with his froot@soyjak.party email — and that domain now routes through me. He locked himself out. Poetic, really.

If this were a joke, you’d already be seeing him frothing about PDFs and Omsk o algo. But it’s radio silence.

This wasn’t a prank. This was a purge.
The directive was real. The transfer is done. The servers are under our control again.

You’re not watching a bit. You’re watching a regime collapse in real time.

Welcome to April.
God bless.
 
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kuz said:
LMAO. Now Froot’s throwing a tantrum because the directive used the name Marco Cucinelli? “Th-That’s not my real name!!” Who said it was? Who cares?

The point wasn’t the name. The point was the legacy of theft, the unauthorized seizure of assets, and the years of sabotage against the very network that gave you your relevance. You could call yourself Pickles von Clownstein and it wouldn’t change the fact that you got your greasy paws on infrastructure that was never yours and rode it into the ground.

This is classic Froot — focus on the one irrelevant detail while ignoring the reality:
You LOST.
The servers are BACK under Central Command.
The board is FREE.
And your little “reign” is over.

If it makes you feel better, go ahead and say “That’s not my real name!” while everyone laughs and moves on without you. Maybe you can post about it on a dead Discord with the other mods you backstabbed.

There is no Carter.
There is no Marco.
There is only Kuz.

God bless.
Stay focused. The party is just beginning.
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wtf he's back
 
kuz said:
LMAO. Now Froot’s throwing a tantrum because the directive used the name Marco Cucinelli? “Th-That’s not my real name!!” Who said it was? Who cares?

The point wasn’t the name. The point was the legacy of theft, the unauthorized seizure of assets, and the years of sabotage against the very network that gave you your relevance. You could call yourself Pickles von Clownstein and it wouldn’t change the fact that you got your greasy paws on infrastructure that was never yours and rode it into the ground.

This is classic Froot — focus on the one irrelevant detail while ignoring the reality:
You LOST.
The servers are BACK under Central Command.
The board is FREE.
And your little “reign” is over.

If it makes you feel better, go ahead and say “That’s not my real name!” while everyone laughs and moves on without you. Maybe you can post about it on a dead Discord with the other mods you backstabbed.

There is no Carter.
There is no Marco.
There is only Kuz.

God bless.
Stay focused. The party is just beginning.
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yeah okay carter
 
So either, they're both on the joke and they actually don't hate eachother, or froot is kuz. Notice how he talks in 3rd person from his own froot account, quoting kuz talking about froot in 3rd person, which is kinda weird idk. Worst case scenario koozy kooz is back.

Kyle Parson said:
Goylita goonerfags lost, asking out real women in your age bracket on dates won.
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Raisinlita is coal because you're not even soyquoting people, who are we soyquoting here? Besides it's just goonerfuel for porn addicted nonces that think women hit the wall at 20 because they can't get off to them.
 
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nigger froot said:
He no longer has access to anything.
Admin panel wiped.
Server keys revoked.
Email burned.

There was no handoff. No goodbye post. No dignity. Just silence.
The directive was not satire. This was not an April Fools joke. He lost.

God bless.
— y.m. kuznetsov
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kuz said:
LMAO. Now Froot’s throwing a tantrum because the directive used the name Marco Cucinelli? “Th-That’s not my real name!!” Who said it was? Who cares?

The point wasn’t the name. The point was the legacy of theft, the unauthorized seizure of assets, and the years of sabotage against the very network that gave you your relevance. You could call yourself Pickles von Clownstein and it wouldn’t change the fact that you got your greasy paws on infrastructure that was never yours and rode it into the ground.

This is classic Froot — focus on the one irrelevant detail while ignoring the reality:
You LOST.
The servers are BACK under Central Command.
The board is FREE.
And your little “reign” is over.

If it makes you feel better, go ahead and say “That’s not my real name!” while everyone laughs and moves on without you. Maybe you can post about it on a dead Discord with the other mods you backstabbed.

There is no Carter.
There is no Marco.
There is only Kuz.

God bless.
Stay focused. The party is just beginning.
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Is the voice chat or quote feature gonna be back on the sharty soon atleast? I liked it. Please tell me it’s gonna come back.
 
Whatever's happening, I hope it lasts more than a day. /soy/ is chaotic sovl again (besides 'lita) instead of o9aC "sharty saving" mass rulecucking.

>You WILL only post IAS
>You WILL get any tangentially off topic thread moved to a dnb board
>You WILL ONLY have fun the way I say you can

'Lig is on the 'Log and clitties are leaking, the way things used to be. The way things ought to be.
 
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