Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.4%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 80 18.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 183 41.3%
  • Total voters
    443
Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
Wait wait wait… we’ve overlooked something important.

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There is a fucking meat raffle going on at the same time.

Insert joke here about either a) Nick the proverbial cow going to the VFW to be slaughtered or b) something something Nick is gay. Either one works.
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I'm sure when Nick first went to this place he was disappointed it wasn't another type of "meat raffle", but at least he walked away with more wagyu for his Hamburger Helper Stroganoff.
 
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Hamburger Detractor said:
I'm sure when Nick first went to this place he was disappointed it wasn't another type of "meat raffle", but at least he walked away with more wagyu for his Hamburger Helper Stroganoff.
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"I bought 50 tickets for 10$ each and nobody has fucked me in the ass yet, what kind of Meat Raffle is this? In Jamaica I could buy a BBC railing for half the price!" :really:
 
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genericwhitemale said:
I've been sitting here for five minutes trying to come up with a pun about "April Fools" and April Imholte but years of brainrot have just left me with the idea of a joke.
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I was going to make an April fool’s joke but *takes massive huff on galaxy gas canister* she’s living in my spare house and snorting my drugs for free, so who’s really the fool!
 
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genericwhitemale said:
I've been sitting here for five minutes trying to come up with a pun about "April Fools" and April Imholte but years of brainrot have just left me with the idea of a joke.
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What stinks? It smells like a a dead skunk and a dead raccoon crawled in here and shit all over the place!
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April Fool's- It's just April!

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it worked better with some edits. OG AI:
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After flying and driving constantly, the last thing I’d want to be doing is going to a VFW Hall seemingly on the same day back from California (no offense to the fine folks at the VFW). I’m not entirely sure I buy the story, but then again, I have never used coke and I’m sure what normal human behavior is does not apply to Nick.

I’m curious to know the identity of the lawyers who Nick offered coke to. Instead of calling them out, he gayly pranced around the subject. Or he could just be a lying queer.

A lying queer who jokes about child sex with pedophiles, with his children being the subject. I will never believe any narrative about the positive coke test that isn’t the worst outcome. Sorry.
 
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Watching Rekieta said:
Arguably, his closest and longest friend is Drex: Who doesn't speak to Nick. One more time: his closest friend doesn't speak to him. And he has no idea whwhy.
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I seem to recall Lord Balldo saying that Drex thinks he lied about something. It was in a weird stream he did where he said something like "Drex thinks I lied to him. If he would speak to me I'd convince him that I didn't or that if I did it doesn't matter".

He said it in a longer more drawn out way, but that was the gist.
 
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Folgers Can said:
Case in point, he's so thoroughly alienated any potential IRL friends that he can't even go into town for a fun night of karaoke without random kitchen staff reporting in to Aaron in real-time about Nick making a fool of himself to a Willmar VFW hall full of scandi prudes that would by now want nothing to do with him:
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A follow-up on this:

Doorman's name is Danny, says Aaron, and social media loosely verifies (I didn't dig too hard for any more details).
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VFW Link

There's a Danny and a Nick here who won the raffle last month. A Nick won on March 3rd and March 31, both Mondays. Why do Mondays matter? Well, it's Power Hour at the VFW!

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Anyway, Aaron addressed this whole thing again on his morning show. Danny/Doorman has apparently reported to Aaron that...
Nick's debit card was declined.
Timestamp 47:40 - 48:25.
(This timestamp doesn't verify the Danny name but Aaron says it somewhere. I'll clarify in edits once the transcript is up.)
 
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Kipersonapiscesotter said:
I seem to recall Lord Balldo saying that Drex thinks he lied about something. It was in a weird stream he did where he said something like "Drex thinks I lied to him. If he would speak to me I'd convince him that I didn't or that if I did it doesn't matter".

He said it in a longer more drawn out way, but that was the gist.
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Yeah I remember that too. Given that Drexel was planning on visiting Nick right before the arrest to stage an intervention, it probably wasn't about the coke. Drex cut off Nick before the kid's positive cocaine test so it probably wasn't about that either. I bet Drexel reached out to Nick concerned about all the wife swapping allegations and Nick reassured Drexel that the rumors were fake.

Look - I know he banged that girl that grew up viewing him as a sort of uncle figure and how degenerate it is, but I also sincerely think Drexel was really fond of Nick's kids (no not that way) and was protective of them. I think he legitimately wouldn't want wife swapping degeneracy going on around the kids. Drex knew about the cocaine but Nick probably fessed up to that but denied the wife swapping. Then, post arrest, Aaron spilled the beans so Drexel cut off Nick.

Nick's debit card was declined.
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Ok? And? Haven't you kiwifags ever heard of leveraging debt? This is actually a Nick W, if you really think about it. What kind of sucker leaves cash rotting in a bank account to use a debit card with? If you had any financial sense you'd know that you're much better off taking all your liquid cash and buying tickets to LA to do drugs with a gay furry and a pedophile.
 
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