Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[smolpp]

I read most of the thread before finally making an account.

Lot of crazy shit, but the one thing that stands out the most to me about Pat more than anything else is that he specifically threatened to wait until AFTER his child was born to kill her and the mother.

Only thing I can figure is he is so libtarded he thought doing it before the child was born would just be an abortion and somehow wouldn't be as horrible so he was going to wait, and had that thought process even deep in the throes of cuckpiggy rage. Completely unreal.

I noticed one thing I haven't seen posted yet, apologies if this is redundant and I just missed it

In Josiah tape #5 when the gig is up and Josiah starts the conversation with "my editor says you're a fat faggot with bitch tits" the call ends immediately but Pat calls back soon after.

He says he was in a building with a lot of metal, but he is already sounding a bit pissy and the signature childing tone has crept in a bit.

For my part, I think Pat definitely heard what Josiah said, hung up, and furiously pulled out his hamcorder to try and record the rest of the interaction on his end. He probably fucked it up though, he is an idiot. At least it's on YouTube so he can tweet that to Interpol or whoever is handling his case

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

If a Patrick image is called fat and no stalker is around to say it, does the poster still enjoy prison?

The real questions this thread should be addressing.

 

[Maude Snew]

The real questions this thread should be addressing.

Everybody is a stalker and at all times will enjoy prison.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

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China has fuckhueg tariffs on everything, dude.

 

[Cactuar King]

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Nyam, nyam, nyam, little baby child, you sound like you have peanut butter in your mouth!

 

[An automatic clown]

This fat loser went to the Brewers home opener yesterday with Nigki (they go every year, child,) paid for by his MiL, watched them get blown the fuck out 11-1 from their nosebleed seats and was still seething on twitter between stuffing his face with awful stadium food.

If that's not the true definition of a loser, I don't know what is.

 

[GameratePTSD]

We got another fatfingered typo.

China and Russia are on the verge of collapse, sweet innocent cribling. Always were.

Patrick promises pain. Only pain.

 

[Meriasek]

Would Patrick save one daughter or 1,000 pepperoni sticks from a building on fire?

He'd tweet about how the stalkerchildren had set the fire, and not do anything else.
After all, he can make new pepperoni sticks whenever he wants, and he doesn't have a daughter.

 

[AN/ALR56]

China and Russia are on the verge of collapse, sweet innocent cribling. Always were.

Lmao, China is collapsing shit is the same as "Iran will build a nuke next week" shit we see since the late 80s.

It reminds me of the japanophillic-phobic shit in the 80s about the Japs taking over the world economically and you being forced to speak Japanese seeing some holographic billboard sponsored by Sony™, then their economy imploded and almost 40 years later they still haven't been able to fix it and restore growth.

if the war hawks nuke Iran into oblivion, it will be Saudi Arabia next, if Russia implodes into a million pieces, it will be Serbia or Turkey as the next big threat to European values, if china implodes tomorrow, the war hawks will cry about how India is due to take over us all and we must stop them !!11
It's a endless grift.

It's more amusing that people who think that are smart like Patric actually believe that shit because the Atlantic told him to.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

We got another fatfingered typo.
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China and Russia are on the verge of collapse, sweet innocent cribling. Always were.
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Patrick promises pain. Only pain.

how were china and iran on the verge of collapse

Russian man just drinks more vodka and becomes more refreshed and ready to kill more.

This fat loser went to the Brewers home opener yesterday with Nigki (they go every year, child,) paid for by his MiL, watched them get blown the fuck out 11-1 from their nosebleed seats and was still seething on twitter between stuffing his face with awful stadium food.

If that's not the true definition of a loser, I don't know what is.

did he get to gorge on shitty overpriced stadium food

does he just break up whatever they serve there, put them in his strap on trough, and oink happily while niki tries to remind him that that trough he's eating out of is not the same as the trough in the urinal

 

[Fake News Anchor]

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Ah yes, much like nourwife Nikki when the jigs swing by.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Lmao, China is collapsing shit is the same as "Iran will build a nuke next week" shit we see since the late 80s.

It reminds me of the japanophillic-phobic shit in the 80s about the Japs taking over the world economically and you being forced to speak Japanese seeing some holographic billboard sponsored by Sony™, then their economy imploded and almost 40 years later they still haven't been able to fix it and restore growth.

That's actually a bit of a misconception now as billionaire investors have been pulling out of American businesses and investing into Japanese ones as are Europeans.

 

[Judge Holden]

Every last one of you are inferior to me in every way that will ever matter.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

if being inferior to Rick means not having a criminal record, then i can't say i'm too upset about recognizing who my betters are.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Lmao, China is collapsing shit is the same as "Iran will build a nuke next week" shit we see since the late 80s.

It reminds me of the japanophillic-phobic shit in the 80s about the Japs taking over the world economically and you being forced to speak Japanese seeing some holographic billboard sponsored by Sony™, then their economy imploded and almost 40 years later they still haven't been able to fix it and restore growth.

MAIHBATSU CARS NUMBER ONE!!!

 

[Post Reply]

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The only category in which Pat has every single one of his stalkers beaten is circumference.

 

[Judge Holden]

The only category in which Pat has every single one of his stalkers beaten is circumference.

Allah willing I might also soon assist him in beating every single one his stalkers in another kind of circumference...

 

[FinnSven]

Allah willing I might also soon assist him in beating every single one his stalkers in another kind of circumference...
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Ok.

Who sat down and decided to create such a chart?

Why did they do this?

 

[Post Reply]

Ok.

Who sat down and decided to create such a chart?

Why did they do this?

It's from the world's worst tabletop game, FATAL. Check out the two times the forum attempted to play-by-post, and then roll for anal circumference.

'A Kiwi Farms game of FATAL: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/a-kiwi-farms-game-of-fatal-abandon-all-hope-ye-who-enter-here.15493/
'FATAL 2: The Fataling' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fatal-2-the-fataling.17009/

 

[A.P. Hill]

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Pectoral muscles are well known for being conical and looking like Jonathan Yaniv's nasty HRTits.