Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Wow, she is gaining rapidly, her middle back fat was never that huge, was it? You can really see it at the beginning of the video in her pj’s.

When John finds her body it will be covered in Nandos sauce, Data nibbling away, her visage permanently distorted into a rictus soy face grin, still trying to convince the world she is living her best life…
Anna embodies a modern day fable, a cautionary tale about the real time consequences of a life of excess gluttony, greed, consumerism, and a manifestation of our collective id.
 
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I hope some German spa and wellness center invites her. She won’t do any research, even though she’s Type A; she’ll just hear Germany and go.

I hope she arrives and a severe matron will put her in a sterile room with nothing but a twin bed that her changing bawdy hangs over on each side. The schedule is rigid, up at 6:00 am, breakfast of green smoothie. Then 3 hours of swimming per day, and at each end of the pool a muscular fraulein screams NEIN every time she tries to get out. Her meals will be salads and smoothies 3x a day and no sugar or sweets in between. She’ll have a very muscular troon giving her lymphatic massages, leaving her bruised, and at night she has to journal with prompts such as “why is food so important to you?” with lights out at 8:00. Oh, and doors will be locked and she realized she agreed to a month long contact with no escape. if she leaves she owes $50,000.

When she loses that hundred pounds of non-burnable fat, what will she say then?

(we all know she’d pay to leave…)
 
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Programmer Socks said:
Message on the cup was either done by Anna or she requested it. Either way, fucking pathetic.
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Worse, it’s a corporate initiative from Starbucks HQ to “reconnect” with customers and give that personal touch. Anna featuring it just shows how fake and scripted everything is with her.

That outfit— does she not understand how colors have different tints and tones? That not all browns are equal?
 
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Lol she is so fat she can’t even fully zip up ANKLE boots.

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Didn’t she get lipo on her calves and ankles?
 
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That was almost a cute outfit. The leopard jacket doesn’t match, the details of belt ends and buckle are too busy, and the boots don’t fit, but other than that it was fine. She even washed and styled her hair and it actually looked good and not greasy and/or barretted up like a toddler.

The outfit inspired by a drink is a cute gimmick, but for someone with better skill at styling. Other than a few stopped clock outfits, she gets it wrong.

The Starbies calorie bomb isn’t good for her inflammation, her lipedema, or the laundry list of her other health problems.
 
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Plus Size Polka said:
That was almost a cute outfit
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No, lol. To put it on paper, she’s wearing a faux fur animal print on top of a bubblegum pink jumpsuit-looking get up. It’s all too busy and doesn’t make sense. Anna is a career criminal at wearing busy clothing. She doesn’t understand that one loud article of clothing is sufficient and has to overdo it. Each of those items are fine in isolation (though I’d argue the jacket is plain bad) and would maybe work with when paired with something toned down.
 
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You can't work out enough to counteract a bad diet. Especially if you are a deathfat. This retard is in her forties, is the size of a planet, larps as a fitness influencer and hasn't even bothered to do 5 minutes of googling to understand how much she eats vs how much she spends by working out.

Didn't she work in a bank? Because we are not talking about difficult math calculations here.
 
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Imagine seeing this at Starbucks. Goddamn, Anna, she has a whole new gunt on top of her old one. She just looks extra insane in this one.
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I am legitimately bothered that she didn't iron the dress before wearing it in an ad. How can someone have a job this easy and still completely fail at it?

Lvkester Endorser said:
You can't work out enough to counteract a bad diet. Especially if you are a deathfat. This retard is in her forties, is the size of a planet, larps as a fitness influencer and hasn't even bothered to do 5 minutes of googling to understand how much she eats vs how much she spends by working out.

Didn't she work in a bank? Because we are not talking about difficult math calculations here.
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Great contribution! I always wondered what this thread was about so I really appreciate that you took time to type all of this important information. I am also floored by your question that is so deep and introspective I am sure it is impossible to ever truly answer or research.
 
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Plus Size Polka said:
That was almost a cute outfit. The leopard jacket doesn’t match, the details of belt ends and buckle are too busy, and the boots don’t fit...
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If that many things are wrong with your attire, then IMO it's not almost a cute outfit. It's totally missing the mark.

Anna has thousands of dollars of expensive clothes hanging in her closet, most of which are garish or ill-fitting. When she goes out in public she usually looks like a ragamuffin, a giant toddler, or like she got dressed in the dark. Moreover, she doesn't know how to mix and match her individual garments in a flattering way. Her exhibitionist tendencies exacerbate the problem.

Since we know she likes consulting "experts", she should invest in a few sessions with a personal stylist who can teach her how to dress in a way that complements her body and coloring, and is suitable to her quirky style. She's not a pretty woman, but she could look a whole lot better than she does, even at her size.

ETA: She'll never consult a stylist because as an "influencer," she thinks she's the expert.
 
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Barbarella said:
I hope some German spa and wellness center invites her.
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Oh God please, either Mayr or Buchinger Wilhelmi offer her a place! They would never, because they don't tolerate whiny fats on their programmes, but I'd do almost anything to watch her sobbing post trip video about how cruel, fat phobic, and medically ignorant either place is. Mayr in particular is legendary about slapping dumb fats who complain about them online with sassy fact based responses.

Oh, you have speshul fatty medical condishuns which must be respected and coddled? Lol, not here they don't. You get broth and a plain potato until you detox from caffeine and sugar, and no one gives a wet fart about your headaches, cravings, or complaints. Complaining means you need an enema and less food, stat.
 
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“Remove fibrosis around my joints” sounds like she may be having lipo around her joints? I’m genuinely asking because I know bugger all about lipo. Thinking about it though as a long retired nurse, it strikes me as potentially more problematic than breaking up and sucking out fat from less crucial areas of the body. Eager to be corrected if I’m wrong.

In terms of her styling, I think it was Chantal that advised women, after they had dressed for whatever they were doing, to remove 1 item. Chantal knew what Anna has never grasped; that more is not better.
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
“Remove fibrosis around my joints” sounds like she may be having lipo around her joints? I’m genuinely asking because I know bugger all about lipo. Thinking about it though as a long retired nurse, it strikes me as potentially more problematic than breaking up and sucking out fat from less crucial areas of the body. Eager to be corrected if I’m wrong.

In terms of her styling, I think it was Chantal that advised women, after they had dressed for whatever they were doing, to remove 1 item. Chantal knew what Anna has never grasped; that more is not better.
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Some of Anna's most amusing outfits are when she tries to shoe horn her ostentatious into her idea of Austin cowgirl. She can't just put on some cowboy boots, nah, gotta be sparkly cowboy boots. She can't just put on a bolo tie, no has to be some tacky handkerchief or scarf despite it being 100 degrees most the time.
 
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