William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Pootahar posted a video:

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[Crispy Jakes]

Aside from his Trump-like self bravado and American flag ties....what's the lol, exactly? He's not a lolcow.

He's almost 60 years old and his life's work is his ability to play Donkey Kong and Pacman for several hours in a single sitting.
He deserved the win but the first 50 pages of this thread are people laughing at him.

 

[MooseGump]

Don't worry guys, he's got Nbomberguy ready to commit another epic murder

 

[Hectic Heckler]

>Misleads fans about lawsuit
>Raises money to fight lawsuit
>Mitchell wins defamation lawsuit in a foreign country
>Fans actually read verdict and get pissed at Jobst being the lying grifter all along

This script reads like a fucking Scooby Doo episode. I'm glad Jobst is getting roasted reputation-wise too.

 

[American Castration]

He's almost 60 years old and his life's work is his ability to play Donkey Kong and Pacman

Wrong. He's a very successful restaraunteur and sauce manufacturer, and has a large family.

As a business promotion and out of charity, he was an ambassador for retro gaming.

Reddit hated him precisely because he wasn't a lolcow, but everything they can never be: a productive, wealthy, self-made man.

 

[The Backwards Man]

 

[Dumbchan]

I am hollaring. Mitchell finally won a lawsuit.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I would really laugh hysterically if Karl could actually prove his claims, but was blocked from presenting evidence because his lawyer fucked up so badly it was not allowed

This forum knows all too well that can happen. I honestly would not be surprised.

 

[neger psykolog]

Pootahar posted a video:

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Who the fuck is that faggot? If you want the real news you need to subscribe to Chordata7:

8 Out of 10 Catz is also great:

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

JOBST HAS TO PAY 243,349.47 USD TO BILLY FOR DEFAMATION

Billy the king of Kong Mitchell Billy the butcher mitchell has taken this subhuman Australian slante eyed lover to the cleaners hailbilly

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

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Don't worry guys, he's got Nbomberguy ready to commit another epic murder

Karl Jobst is a speedrunner also.
He's talking about Jobst.

 

[The Backwards Man]

 

[AnOminous]

God gave Billy W so he can get more smug, just so we can get prepared for Rakieta smugnes after he pleas very speacific way to deny us bodycamfootage.

Rekieta "win": Nobody gets to see actual video of what everyone knows was a filthy disgusting pigsty unfit for human habitation.
King of Dong win: "Here, have a million dollars, sir."

I am hollaring. Mitchell finally won a lawsuit.

Arguably he won the Twin Galaxies suit too.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

In regards to the fact that Karl's lawyer made a really shitty defense of him during the trial and couldn't even bring up the right defense, I've heard some rumors. So in terms of statistics, what I've heard is that people have found that the odds of winning a lawsuit against someone in Australia as an American are disproportionately high because Australian lawyers fucking suck and America is the king country of litigious assholes (see: Billy Mitchell, Acerthorn, Russell Greer).

In addition to this ^ it has also been rumored online that Karl got the cheapest lawyer he could in Australia, because as he said in his vid he wanted to just beat Billy in court and force him to pay his court costs. Which even for a cheap lawyer would still be high given the timeframe of this lawsuit, but having a cheaper lawyer probably made the start up cost of this whole thing easier. So what we're looking at here is an immense hubris running full force into the wall that is America's force of bloodthirsty lawyers.

I kind of get the impression that he was initially skeptical of the overall idea that a guy like Billy on the other side of the planet would even be willing or able to hire an attorney in whatever locality in Australia he lives in to file a legitimate lawsuit against him. I can't really speak to the quality of his lawyers but obviously he seemed a little overly complacent about the whole thing at the onset.

 

[CrunkLord420]

wqqqqrt aka MR ALPHA MALE GAMER deserves representation in this thread.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I kind of get the impression that he was initially skeptical of the overall idea that a guy on the other side of the planet would even be willing or able to hire an attorney in whatever locality in Australia he lives in to file a legitimate lawsuit against him. I can't really speak to the quality of his lawyer but obviously he seemed a little overly complacent about the whole thing at the onset.

I think Karl was either too retarded to grasp that he was not being served the W lawsuit about video game cheating he was expecting, or even if he did understand what he was being sued for his lawyers did not properly explain to him that he would likely lose the lawsuit.

I mean, I read the ErsatzCat summaries (on perfectpacman) and while I was a little concerned that Karl did not do so well, I did not fully grasp that Karl was running a retarded defense for something that was not actually relevant for the case.

Even listening to the judge was not enough to understand the full reasoning, I had to actually go read the judgement to understand how absolutely fucked Karl was from the onset.

People can have different opinions of what happened with ApolloLegend and about Billy as a person, but going into court with a non-existent defense is either total hybris, braindamage or the most incompetent team of lawyers in Australia. (or all of those combined)

After reading the actual ruling I have to retract my earlier statement. The judge isn't retarded, he made the ONLY ruling he reasonably could given the facts of the case presented before him.

 

[WaveBreak]

God is dead

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Karl suffahs for not taking things seriously and thinking that the court of law is like the court of Internet opinion. Really funny that people like Charlie didn't take it seriously either, so he actively helped lower the judge's opinion of Karl when he's called as a witness. Easy to fuck over your Internet "friends" when it's not your skin in the game.

 

[Moral Vest]

Wrong. He's a very successful restaraunteur and sauce manufacturer, and has a large family.

As a business promotion and out of charity, he was an ambassador for retro gaming.

Reddit hated him precisely because he wasn't a lolcow, but everything they can never be: a productive, wealthy, self-made man.

Makes me wonder why most e-celebs don't do this.

I mean how mazed do you have to be to get your first 100k from clickbait and donations and instead of starting an actual business and stopping with all the faggot shit you double down and try to be somebody trough online drama?

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

At least Karl can build a shelter out of all those Displates™ for him and his family to live in after selling the house.