The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Male Idiot]

Google search doesn't work. I still don't see ads, adblocker chuds stay winning.

 

[DSHK]

I am genuinely terrified of jeets being allowed to work on the code for something actually critical.

The card reader in the break room is glitchy and randomly stops working. Jeetcode is gonna be the death of us.

 

[Evilronald]

If only this was true. Indians getting loaded on trains and taken away from the cities or sent to El Salvador would be a truly wonderful thing to see. Sadly this is all hysterics and won’t actually happen.

 

[GameratePTSD]

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Indian defends his people.

"man google search fucking sucks"
"YOU HAVE INDIA TO THANK FOR GOOGLE SEARCH SAAR"
They just aren't too bright.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Kill jeets, behead jeets, roundhouse kick jeets into the concrete, slam dunk a jeet baby into the trash can, crucify filthy jeets, defecate into jeets food, launch jeets into the sun, stir fry jeets in a wok, toss jeets into active volcanoes, urinate into jeets' gas tank, Judo throw jeets into a wood chipper, twist jeets' heads off, report jeets to the CRA, karate chop jeets in half, curb stomp pregnant jeets, trap jeets in quicksand, Crush jeets in the trash compactor, liquify jeets in a vat of acid, eat jeets, dissect jeets, stomp jeet skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate jeets in the oven, lobotomize jeets, mandatory abortions for jeets, grind jeet fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown jeets in fried chicken grease, vaporize jeets with a raygun, kick old jeets down the stairs, feed jeets to alligators, slice jeets with a katana.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

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If only this was true. Indians getting loaded on trains and taken away from the cities or sent to El Salvador would be a truly wonderful thing to see. Sadly this is all hysterics and won’t actually happen.

I wonder what they were thinking.

Oh Ranshita Pooja Cowbutthole I wonder why the employee does such the small needful. We must eat our fill or else this outing is not worth it.

I feel like a pig if I eat at more than one free sample station. Jeets have no shame or respect.

You're not here to eat, this is a complementary service and you're not entitled to it. They are being nice. Fuck you for ruining it for the rest of us.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

> Rajeev Motwani wins prize
> Works with Page and Brin on GOOG search before the internet was shitted up
> Great algorithm that works alright
> Indians log on, immediately start running scams
> PageRank no longer works because of 9 gorillion SAAR PLEASE TO ENGAGE WITH ADVERSISEMENT BACKLINKS SAAR BOOSTIMIZE PAGE RANK SAAR shitsites
> this dumbass says indians made google search better
> indians shit in the streets of the internet
Very high IQ people.

 

[Evilronald]

I wonder what they were thinking.

I feel like a pig if I eat at more than one free sample station. Jeets have no shame or respect.

You're not here to eat, this is a complementary service and you're not entitled to it. They are being nice. Fuck you for ruining it for the rest of us.

Indians wouldn’t make it into the train cars: they would get run over BY the train.

 

[Sheikh]

eat jeets

I know it’s a copypasta but even a Liberian general probably wouldn’t do that

 

[Sooty Soot]

I know it’s a copypasta but even a Liberian general probably wouldn’t do that

Liberians are like the niggers of niggers, if you've ever seen those videos of the Liberian War during the 90s/early 2000s you'll see they can't fight for shit. there's this one video I saw of the fighting in Monrovia and they were walking out into a wide street, shooting their AKs and FALs in the general direction in front of them while the niggers on the other side shoot and miss all their shots while hitting the asphalt right next to them. Did I mention they were walking out one by one and returning to their original position, not even pushing up?

 

[Sheikh]

Liberians are like the niggers of niggers, if you've ever seen those videos of the Liberian War during the 90s/early 2000s you'll see they can't fight for shit. there's this one video I saw of the fighting in Monrovia and they were walking out into a wide street, shooting their AKs and FALs in the general direction in front of them while the niggers on the other side shoot and miss all their shots while hitting the asphalt right next to them. Did I mention they were walking out one by one and returning to their original position, not even pushing up?

Lol should I want to see this vantablack warfare? Shiieeeeettt.

 

[stares at error messages]

I am unsure what is going on here, or even if it is staged. Is there background information why she decided to redeem?

It's from watching people die. I just shared it because it's Indian. I think she was just doing it for social media clout and then didn't stop in time and died for real. She keeps looking at the camera the whole time before she goes limp and jerks out.

 

[regalterry]

she was just doing it for social media clout and then didn't stop in time and died for real

How are jeets real?

And she's a cop? I mean, a female, jeet cop, but still.

That has to be one of the most retarded, humiliating ways to die, especially since that fan mounting doesn't look very sturdy, she could have probably just torn it off the ceiling if she had tried.

 

[Back me up!]

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If only this was true. Indians getting loaded on trains and taken away from the cities or sent to El Salvador would be a truly wonderful thing to see. Sadly this is all hysterics and won’t actually happen.

Ohhhhh watch out, he's the most powerful Indian of 2024.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I have encountered the true blackpill for Tech.

For various reasons I'm being forced to review our new hire training as part of a make well plan. Turns out if you fire almost all the Americans and replace them with stinky retarded Jeets, the quality of your work goes down and contracts rapidly hit metrics that allow clients to cancel them. What do? Apparently, you throw one of the last American Male SMEs back into the grindstone to tard wrangle the stinky retarded jeets (read: do all the work they can't or won't do, because by unofficial law, the only people allowed to lead Jeets are brahmins -- Americans have to beg the brahmin to order the Jeets around) and beg the clients not to leave while we try and figure out how to fix this mess long term without being able to fire, hire, or retrain anyone.

As part of this, I'm stuck watching their training -- a bunch of recorded training sessions from an ancient boomer. To a zoom call full of Pajeets at a callcenter somewhere.

You know those videos of jeet "education" where they just shout random shit? "What is the internet? TUBES!" That's not out of context. That's how Jeets "train" and "learn."

Trainer: "ITIL states that a ticket that comes in that is a single user that is not down is what severity?"

Jeets: [Most are looking off screen, probably to some Brahmin trying to pass them answers]

One random Jeet, eventually, reading off the instructor's zoom screen share: "Severity One! Two! Three! Four! Five!"

Trainer: [Visibly flinches] "Well, it's a single user so..."

All of the training is like this. All of it. This is supposed to be at least moderately competent IT work, and these jeets very obviously have never used a computer before in their fucking lives.

The training is having to be dumbed down so Jeets can pass it. Because they can't fire the jeets and if they hold them to any form of standards the Jeets can't pass.

 

[DSHK]

Ohhhhh watch out, he's the most powerful Indian of 2024.

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Is this jeet bragging about benching 130 pounds? I lift more weight when I do pushups.

I have encountered the true blackpill for Tech.

For various reasons I'm being forced to review our new hire training as part of a make well plan. Turns out if you fire almost all the Americans and replace them with stinky retarded Jeets, the quality of your work goes down and contracts rapidly hit metrics that allow clients to cancel them. What do? Apparently, you throw one of the last American Male SMEs back into the grindstone to tard wrangle the stinky retarded jeets (read: do all the work they can't or won't do, because by unofficial law, the only people allowed to lead Jeets are brahmins -- Americans have to beg the brahmin to order the Jeets around) and beg the clients not to leave while we try and figure out how to fix this mess long term without being able to fire, hire, or retrain anyone.

As part of this, I'm stuck watching their training -- a bunch of recorded training sessions from an ancient boomer. To a zoom call full of Pajeets at a callcenter somewhere.

You know those videos of jeet "education" where they just shout random shit? "What is the internet? TUBES!" That's not out of context. That's how Jeets "train" and "learn."

Trainer: "ITIL states that a ticket that comes in that is a single user that is not down is what severity?"

Jeets: [Most are looking off screen, probably to some Brahmin trying to pass them answers]

One random Jeet, eventually, reading off the instructor's zoom screen share: "Severity One! Two! Three! Four! Five!"

Trainer: [Visibly flinches] "Well, it's a single user so..."

All of the training is like this. All of it. This is supposed to be at least moderately competent IT work, and these jeets very obviously have never used a computer before in their fucking lives.

The training is having to be dumbed down so Jeets can pass it. Because they can't fire the jeets and if they hold them to any form of standards the Jeets can't pass.

Why cant they fire the poos?

 

[Crispy Jakes]

The training is having to be dumbed down so Jeets can pass it. Because they can't fire the jeets and if they hold them to any form of standards the Jeets can't pass.

No amount of training improves the situation. All the frustrating jeetisms that destroy customer confidence just continue same as before. The poor skeleton team in America just have to pick up the pieces.

One of many examples is clients calling in and describing their issue in a simple and concise way. The jeet will sit there glass eyed and not listen. Only once they notice the client has stopped talking they will say "yes sir I understand sir" and try to give a solution to a completely random issue.

Another Jeet classic is lying about random processes for no reason to create expectations from the client that won't be met. A hard copy needs to be sent to the client? "sir will be with you special delivery sir tomorrow morning sir!" when they know it's 3 to 5 days because that's what they said in the last 5 calls before. Just lying for no reason. There will always be an instance of that in every interaction. You can't train it out of them.

 

[regalterry]

The training is having to be dumbed down so Jeets can pass it. Because they can't fire the jeets and if they hold them to any form of standards the Jeets can't pass.

As has been said in this thread and elsewhere, there are only three types of companies:

1. Companies that have never hired jeets
2. Companies that have hired them and gone under
3. Companies that have hired them, somehow survived the ordeal, and swore never again

Godspeed to you.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Why cant they fire the poos?

CEO is now a Jeet.
All directors are Jeets
All middle managers are Jeets

"Jeets cost less. We can do the job very good saar. [Jeet doesn't know what the job is but they know they can do the job very good saar.]"

Even if we did fire individual jeets -- which we can't because they laid off so many people -- they'd just replace them with more jeets. Company has a complete hiring freeze on American workers. They are only hiring in India.

No amount of training improves the situation. All the frustrating jeetisms that destroy customer confidence just continue same as before. The poor skeleton team in America just have to pick up the pieces.

One of many examples is clients calling in and describing their issue in a simple and concise way. The jeet will sit there glass eyed and not listen. Only once they notice the client has stopped talking they will say "yes sir I understand sir" and try to give a solution to a completely random issue.

Another Jeet classic is lying about random processes for no reason to create expectations from the client that won't be met. A hard copy needs to be sent to the client? "sir will be with you special delivery sir tomorrow morning sir!" when they know it's 3 to 5 days because that's what they said in the last 5 calls before. Just lying for no reason. There will always be an instance of that in every interaction. You can't train it out of them.

Correct. The thing is, they laid off almost all the Americans. Their theory was some of our contracts -- that explicitly say "American techs" or even are federal contracts that LEGALLY REQUIRE American Techs -- could be staffed by Jeets imported into Canada. "North Americans," the Jeets no doubt smugly said to each other as they conspired to fuck over our clients who expressly, explicitly, did not want Jeets.

Well, turns out no, that doesn't work.

The only Americans left are my team, which was off doing a special project and thus avoided the layoffs, and it's looking like... I can't even tell. Maybe 3-5 Americans that just avoided the purge. Everyone else is gone. They fired all the staff that were making good money in the American side but whoops those were the staff that had been here for 5-10 years and were holding the projects together.

They send out daily "Please for the love of god start doing your fucking jobs, here are our contractually obligated metrics and the required goals to prevent them from being allowed to cancel the contract" emails, and monthly "here's how much work you fuckers are doing, do better" emails. Metric is, lets say... 100. The vast majority of the jeets are hovering anywhere from 5 to 35. A few, maybe 4? Are over 100. The vast, vast amount of them might as well not even be here, as much work as they're getting done. It would take TWENTY of the worst of them working to get a SINGLE person's expected work done. No one is fired. No one can be fired. And if they fire them, they just get people just as worthless in the next wave.

Oh, and the Jeet directors get to decide who gets budgeted for raises. They blocked all money going to American payroll. No raises for anyone in America. Money only goes to the Jeets. There's a rumor the base line worker Jeets are being forced to pay part of their paychecks as kickbacks to the brahmin middle managers but proving that would be fucking impossible because Jeets don't rat out Jeets unless they think they can gain from it.

When this company dies -- it's already dead, just it's going on pure inertia -- you'll see textbooks written about it. I'm guessing them shoving money into AI hand over fist -- Jeet Coded, Jeet Tested, VERY GOOD AI SAAR -- will do it.

 

[Crispy Jakes]

They send out daily "Please for the love of god start doing your fucking jobs, here are our contractually obligated metrics and the required goals to prevent them from being allowed to cancel the contract" emails

Let me guess, one of those metrics is response times and they constantly choose to not respond to tickets that either slightly difficult (i.e. require reading more than a single sentence) or might take a bit of work to resolve? That's another Jeet classic. I guarantee you'll either see it never improve, or they will suddenly "improve" on that problem but you'll discover the following month they did so by closing those tickets unresolved instead.