Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[East_Clintwood]

Will he have time to do the update? He's gonna be busy with his streamathon to beat an AI vtuber!

Is he still going ahead with that? With the drama(s) fucking his viewer + subscriber numbers I figured he'd find some excuse not to do it. I'm kinda glad though, knowing he normally plans these way in advance, and puts a ton of effort into them, only to get mogged out of nowhere by Vedal makes it hilarious.

 

[Forklift Certified]

Literally does not matter he breaking any record or not... Ofc he is following through his "attempt" because for him its free fucking money.

The only thing is matter is the amount mald going to get, and im rooting for less as possible. I hope 2025 is the year when mald expenses exceeding his income, and witnessing his flailing to find fresh revenue streams so just to maintain his redditor lifestyle a bit longer....

Quck prediction on my part about Malds attempt... Previously he sat on 44k viewer now down to 9k 5 min before his start. So im guessing a lvl60 ish Hype train.

Btw this is a great opportunity to map out malds whales for future financial calculation... One of the kiwifarmel had a script for logging malds chat idk its capable logging gifts and other shits from twitch end...

 

[VanClyde]

In case you guys missed it, mald's hype train died down at 70, 42 shy of beating Vedal's.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

In case you guys missed it, mald's hype train died down at 70, 42 shy of beating Vedal's.

This is a huge kick to the nuts of his giant ego. You love to see it!

 

[fukkit]

 

[el gordo]

very funny
he would have made it if he had his reputation this time last year

but this was more important

 

[Absolute-Despair]

In case you guys missed it, mald's hype train died down at 70, 42 shy of beating Vedal's.

Sorry Roachboy, but this is turtle country now

 

[el gordo]

awesome, no post about the failure of breaking the record, instead he digs up and old dm (there is no date posted on them) to drum up some sympathy for him
cry some more jason

 

[Aidan]

Mald having no self awareness about how pathetic he looks talking like this is hilarious.

Archiving is broken.

https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1907184454105436291

 

[SlyVMan]

Bro totally doesn't sound butthurt at all. (Reddit thread)

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Bro totally doesn't sound butthurt at all. (Reddit thread)
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"Yeuh"
Hat-sticker me because I can't stand how retarded he sounds every time he says yeah.

Also someone call a wambulance.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Bro totally doesn't sound butthurt at all. (Reddit thread)
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he couldnt beat a literal vtuber chatbot, its NEET programmer and his generic catgirl sideho, total turtle-man victory

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

very funny
he would have made it if he had his reputation this time last year
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but this was more important

This honestly was just the last crack in the dam of problems with him. It broke it enough for everything else people hated about him to come out.

Bro totally doesn't sound butthurt at all. (Reddit thread)
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Such fucking cope.
Veedal didn't plan out shit. You spent MONTHS in advance declaring this to be the day you do it. "So Silly tee hee the 1st of april we'll do this event!"

Did he update his game today?

Oh... still nothin Tick tock maldy tick tock.

 

[el gordo]

This honestly was just the last crack in the dam of problems with him. It broke it enough for everything else people hated about him to come out.

dude was and still is a delusion man child who under no circumstances will accept responsibility, im with you on that

 

[Forklift Certified]

You spent MONTHS in advance declaring this to be the day you do it.

That is the cherry on top, Watching frantically posting all on his media ThEGoBIInS NeEeD rrrRRREEEeeeeeInFORcMenTs. Isit this thing supposed to be spontaneous? well at lest we can put some real number on his decay...

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I wouldn't even be surprised if mald poured a decent chunk of money of his own to pump the subathon numbers up. His ego is that big after all.

Probably stopped after quickly realizing he was never gonna even come close

 

[Retink Retunk]

very funny
he would have made it if he had his reputation this time last year
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but this was more important

Bro, but he's the only enchanter bro, he has Crusader bro and no mana bro.

Sorry Roachboy, but this is turtle country now

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Oh yay, someone's oshi.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Losing to a person that doesn't even exist.
LMAO
M
A
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[TrainWreckWatcher]

The whole cope that it is a valorant skin making everyone sub too.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I wouldn't even be surprised if mald poured a decent chunk of money of his own to pump the subathon numbers up.

I don't know how much he did, but he definitely did at least some, because I got one lol