Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Per the podcast, Nick claims that he will start covering the Karen Read trial, TOMORROW. (Start of the 2nd trial.) Yeah, whatever.

Not being especially familiar with the Karen Reed case, just answer me this:

Is there a underage female he can make inappropriate "jokes" about? Ala Maya?

I hope, for his sake, the answer is no.

Nigger, Drex is a nigger and cut off Nick so his crimes won’t be exposed. This ain’t no “moral line” shit.

I don't particularly like Drex but, in his defense, he's taken a hard line against drug use and drug use around children in the past. He cut off contact with Nick after the arrest and CHIPS report. Whatever his other faults, he took an action consistent with his beliefs there.

Bottom line: Nick is a bigger nigger than you can legitimately accuse Drex of being.

Nick is so petty and faggy that I expect him to do everything he can to get the guy fired and the attorney general on the VFW’s ass.

I'm sure that would work great for him. That faggot suing an organization for combat veterans.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm sure that would work great for him. That faggot suing an organization for combat veterans.

It wouldn’t even be the dumbest thing he’s done this week.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Not being especially familiar with the Karen Reed case, just answer me this:

Is there a underage female he can make inappropriate "jokes" about? Ala Maya?

I hope, for his sake, the answer is no.

No, but the case does center around the PERSECUTION of an INNOCENT WINE AUNT for a crime she didn't commit (even though she was admittedly extremely intoxicated at the time in question) by a CABAL OF CORRUPT LOCAL POLICE. So you can see why it would be appealing for Nick to try to cover on a couple of levels.

 

[Melty Butter]

I think that we had a report via Aaron's show that Nick was even singing last night.

It was not hard to figure out who Danny is. (I'm almost certain I've got this right.) I'm not that worried about him. He seems to have a solid community and a ton of followers on FB. It's almost certainly Daniel Burns. He ran in the primaries for Sheriff of Kandiyohi County in 2022. (It would make sense that he would recognize Nick.) He frequently plays the various veteran legions in the area.





FB link
West Central Tribune link
His personal FB page
As for concerns about his "employment" at VFW, I doubt that's a worry. I think he mostly plays music.
Disclaimer: Danny is a common name.

 

[Folgers Can]

It was not hard to figure out who Danny is. (I'm almost certain I've got this right.) I'm not that worried about him. He seems to have a solid community and a ton of followers on FB. It's almost certainly Daniel Burns. He ran in the primaries for Sheriff of Kandiyohi County in 2022. (It would make sense that he would recognize Nick.) He frequently plays the various veteran legions in the area.

FB link
West Central Tribune link
His personal FB page
As for concerns about his "employment" at VFW, I doubt that's a worry. I think he mostly plays music.
Disclaimer: Danny is a common name.

X to doubt, not only because such a pillar of the community would be unlikely to alternate between shifts at the bar and the kitchen like Doorman said he does, but especially because the only activity associated with his unique YouTube channel ID is a single playlist with prog-metal tastes inconsistent with Jukebox Live's propensity for classic rock covers and would suggest someone younger. In old Filmot mentions Doorman has also spoken of first listening to STMS "from youth to adulthood," which compared to Aaron's period broadcasting in the area would put Doorman somewhere in his mid-20's unlike Danny.

That being said, while I recognize that doxxing anyone who willingly inserted themselves into public internet drama is always fair game and I won't judge anyone for going that route, perhaps there's something to be said for not handing the Balldoguard any additional ammo for how to best burn a guy who could be a valuable local source of information in the future, especially considering how Doorman has also spoken of how his "m[other ]i[n ]l[aw] works with situations like [the CHIPS case being discussed] and several counties are watching the case closely to see the precedent going forward" because many such locals in that line of work "worried that the children will be put back in the same environment," which made it sound like other insights about Balldo Bunker goings-on could come from his circle someday if he doesn't get fucked over. Just my $0.02 but I could see either side of that debate.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway, Aaron addressed this whole thing again on his morning show. Danny/Doorman has apparently reported to Aaron that...
Nick's debit card was declined.

Why the fuck would a weak, etiolated, skeletal faggot go to a VFW in a town where he is a local joke? Everyone there probably knows who he is, what he's done, and absolutely despises him.

Very sketchy of any establishment’s employee to reveal this publicly, but I’m here for it. Nick will be spitting nails for sure.

I remember a better time when if you bounced a check at some place, they'd put it up on a board in front of the business to shame you.

Nick is so petty and faggy that I expect him to do everything he can to get the guy fired and the attorney general on the VFW’s ass.

Do these look like the kind of people who give a shit about threats from some rage twig? Also attorney general about what? He didn't even post a receipt or anything, just said he saw it. In public. Either he doesn't give a shit about the job or, more likely, the VFW could not give a shit less about the town faggot whining about making a fool of himself in public.

Everyone there has probably known each other since forever.

And Nick is basically an out of towner.

 

[Not Who You Think]

One Fat Juju, made to order:

 

[Bookwork]

Poor ol' Nick's going to have to move to some big city where he isn't known on sight for what he is.

But he's blown his bucks, so it will have to be a cheap big city. St. Paul? Haul ass to Texas? Still Tyler's only a third the size of St. Paul. How about Arlington? Sell hotdogs at Rangers games when not cleaning toilets at the GM plant. Learn to love the simple things.

 

[Vibralldo]

Poor ol' Nick's going to have to move to some big city where he isn't known on sight for what he is.

But he's blown his bucks, so it will have to be a cheap big city. St. Paul? Haul ass to Texas? Still Tyler's only a third the size of St. Paul. How about Arlington? Sell hotdogs at Rangers games when not cleaning toilets at the GM plant. Learn to love the simple things.

He's going to move to LA
Dosing your kids is barely even a crime there

 

[3MMA]

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[Watching Rekieta]

On the other hand, now seeing the much funnier update from this morning that @elb just put out, perhaps this story is just too perfect since Nick recently assured everyone that his total absence of streaming still garners an income somewhere in the 163.8 KNU to 274.5 KNU range per month that should easily avoid maxing out his credit cards no matter what optimal utilization ratio his "leveraging" wizardry selects, and Nick never lies:

Oh sweet summer child of the financially illiterate. Nick's debit card was declined. What Nick would have to explain to all you rubes is that the declination just shows he is at "max leverage." He cannot leverage even one more dollar. Financial people like Nick are always fully leveraged so that "Tomorrow's Dollar is Working Today(tm)".

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It was not hard to figure out who Danny is. (I'm almost certain I've got this right.) I'm not that worried about him. He seems to have a solid community and a ton of followers on FB. It's almost certainly Daniel Burns. He ran in the primaries for Sheriff of Kandiyohi County in 2022. (It would make sense that he would recognize Nick.) He frequently plays the various veteran legions in the area.

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FB link
West Central Tribune link
His personal FB page
As for concerns about his "employment" at VFW, I doubt that's a worry. I think he mostly plays music.
Disclaimer: Danny is a common name.

This guy is about 20 years older than I had expected for someone who knew and cared enough about Rekieta to help Aaron mock him.
Aaron really has a Boomer audience.

 

[Captain Manning]

Poor ol' Nick's going to have to move to some big city where he isn't known on sight for what he is.

L.A. will take him. And, make no mistake, he'd love to do it on account of him being closer to his e-daddy.

San Fran would also work, on account of him being a degenerate faggot.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Edit to Add: In other Lawnerd dirt, why didn't Laid Back Law stream on Friday? Anyone know? He's a dumb conspiracy theorist who never fit, but was somehow aligned with NateTheLawyer for the channel. He's a dumb former Marine. NOT a lawyer and constantly showed his idiocy.

More intriguing is GoodLawgic was on Timcast?

It's jury selection starting tomorrow. It's going to take WEEKS and will be done individually, IIRC. Not a whole lot to cover. lol

He should have enough time to get enough info to be dangerous.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

This guy is about 20 years older than I had expected for someone who knew and cared enough about Rekieta to help Aaron mock him.
Aaron really has a Boomer audience.

More likely: A connected person like Burns isn't talking to Aaron Imholte.

We tolerate Aaron because he's an lolcow to be milked for entertainment. In real life, he has restraining orders from multiple women. He's credibly accused of sexual harassment and revenge porn. It cost him his radio job. He was involved in a drug fueled polycule that impacted multiple children. He is constantly engaging with online advocates of child pornography in search of dollars. Aaron has discussed how all this means he can't even get radio industry people to talk to him.

Even the least saavy politician would know not to call Aaron. Even if all of Aaron's problems are ultimately related to that flaming retard, Nick Rekieta, nobody wants to be that close to the flaming retard. That fire burns hot and is contagious.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

More intriguing is GoodLawgic was on Timcast?

Not really that surprising since Joe has been hard at work fundraising for and filing idiotic amicus curiae in the Trump lawsuits in New York.
He has been endearing himself as a lawyer commentator sucking up to Trump for a few years.
Let's hope they do not google him and find out he is a New York Jew debt collection shyster who got slapped for illegal collecting practices last year.

Contrary to Nick he managed to take the big L with just one minor sperge-out and move on from there.

More likely: A connected person like Burns isn't talking to Aaron Imholte.

Aaron really needs to stop his aLog sperging about Nick. He needs to move on. (for his own good that is, for our entertainment please sperge out harder)

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

More intriguing is GoodLawgic was on Timcast?

He should have enough time to get enough info to be dangerous.

He debated Pisco about the Hamas ball washer in Columbia that got his Green Card yanked.

 

[Strix454]

He's going to move to LA

He doesn't have the money to live in LA. He couldn''t afford it. Las Vegas or Texas are more likely for him.

 

[Captain Manning]

He doesn't have the money to live in LA. He couldn''t afford it.

Correction: He doesn't have the money to live in opulence in L.A.. Given that nearly 17% of the 4 million people that live there do so below the FPL, I don't think you can definately say he can't. It just wouldn't be smart. Fuckin' Marzgurl lives in L.A..


There are levels of living I am prepared to accept... to be close to my daddy Juju.


I mean, really... if Juju offered him a co-host spot on TBPITU or TDS, you don't think he'd move heaven and earth to move there? Even if it meant asking his parents to pay for it? Even if it means the whole family goes on MediCAL and food stamps?

Moreover, it's somewhat tricky to say "Nick can't financially do x" because of the Petrofac factor.

To me, the funniest thing isn't that Nick's earned income is way down, but rather the fact that he owes the lion's share of his former lifestyle to his parents (and his grandparents before that). He worked really hard to try and keep that a secret. He's still trying to.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Stiffy]

L.A. will take him. And, make no mistake, he'd love to do it on account of him being closer to his e-daddy.

San Fran would also work, on account of him being a degenerate faggot.

I could see Nick moving to a degenerate shithole within short flight distance of Vegas and LA like Portland, or Seattle too. Doesn't he or Kayla have relatives in Washington State somehere?