William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

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Makes me wonder why most e-celebs don't do this.

I mean how mazed do you have to be to get your first 100k from clickbait and donations and instead of starting an actual business and stopping with all the faggot shit you double down and try to be somebody trough online drama?
If you can get a fat bag by talking about stupid bullshit, it makes sense to continue doing that instead of starting a business that will likely require much more effort, be much less lucrative, and might fail and financially ruin you. It's not dignified or meaningful, but Jobst is/was a goldeneye speedrunner, not someone with actual promise or value as a person. If anything, he'd be a complete idiot to try and do what you're suggesting, because he'd probably fuck up a good thing with nothing to show for it.

Trying to "be somebody" through online drama is even more retarded, of course. I'm not saying that's the right move. I'm saying he should've stayed in his lane, remembered his place in the world (a meaningless youtube jester who got lucky), and continued making slop until it stopped being financially viable. If he'd shut up, known his place, and put the speedrunning videos in the bag like a good e-wagie, he'd be sitting on a pile of money instead of looking up painless suicide methods on google.
 
I don’t. The content creators present like they do deep dives and the viewers act like they are smart enough to get everything. And all you needed to do to know what this was about was listen for 5 seconds. And his Billy vids got massive views. Meaning the viewers did watch them.

I’ll say it, they weren’t mislead and they know it. They just don’t want to admit they were retarded and lost.
I mean how many times have people watched faggot drama commentary videos that are wildly wrong about everything? They don't get paid to be correct, they get paid to get views.

Half of the niggers who watch this kind of shit to begin with basically have a lobotomy. Sorry but I know need mutahar or any other faggot to explain to me shit I've already read about.

The only time I ever see shit from these faggot khantent creators is occasionally when I'm at a friend's house and the bar for making content is obviously so fucking low. I don't mind if the creator is at least funny or entertaining but these people are not journalists.

REMINDER: These khantent creators and their audiences are literally too stupid to navigate a fucking forum. This isn't a joke. We all know if this forum had a handicap accessibility ramp for retarda then this forum would have millions of views/users, instead in many cases these creators just try to read shit off here and make videos for their retarded audiences.

Yes - most of the people in the world are actually that fucking dumb.
 
In regards to the fact that Karl's lawyer made a really shitty defense of him during the trial and couldn't even bring up the right defense, I've heard some rumors. So in terms of statistics, what I've heard is that people have found that the odds of winning a lawsuit against someone in Australia as an American are disproportionately high because Australian lawyers fucking suck and America is the king country of litigious assholes (see: Billy Mitchell, Acerthorn, Russell Greer).
America is the greatest country in th....atest video game player whoever lived
Don't worry guys, he's got Nbomberguy ready to commit another epic murder
I would love to see Billy the butcher Mitchell take Qatari backed nebula to the cleaners as well as well as that smarmy British homosexual
 
This is one of those situations where I don't care who lost, because I dislike everybody involved.
Honestly, Billy winning is probably the funniest outcome, too. Both because of the ironic posts people make about how "you better not mess with the King of Kong", and because I get more annoyed by grifting e-celebs than some guy who cheated at Donkey Kong 30 years ago.
 
Honestly, Billy winning is probably the funniest outcome, too. Both because of the ironic posts people make about how "you better not mess with the King of Kong", and because I get more annoyed by grifting e-celebs than some guy who cheated at Donkey Kong 30 years ago.
I think Billy should make him pay all the money in Youtube sponsorships on all of his next videos that would be funny as well as make a flavor called Karl Jobs Salty tears
 
Those /slightly edgy jokes/ were him discussing JQ seriously for more than a year, and I think it wasn't his discord but a public speedrunning discord.
A quick search and I found a 130+ image album of it.
Also Rwhitegoose capitulated pretty fast (day after the above album).
I remembered it incorrect, you're right that he did apologize, but as far as I know it was only in that a single tweet and never again. He didn't push anyone else under the bus like Jobst did.

Rwhitegoose's crime was being a pol-tard in a few invite only discords in 2017, including his own (where Jobst was implicated). Who cares? It definitely wasn't in any public speedrunning discords as those were already fully janny-trannied in 2017.

That album leads with the worst stuff, but most of it is him saying the naughty nigger word in private conversations with friends, saying "blacks can be racist too", or giving positive sticker reactions when someone posts an article about Nigel Farage or Trump. Who here seriously cares about that?
 
I think Billy should make him pay all the money in Youtube sponsorships on all of his next videos that would be funny as well as make a flavor called Karl Jobs Salty tears
238 Sponsorships for Billy's hot sauce in videos of 30min duration or longer valued at 1000$ each, in which Karl praises the product and the inventor using a new Billy-written script for each video.
 
This is one of those situations where I don't care who lost, because I dislike everybody involved.
Honestly, Billy winning is probably the funniest outcome, too. Both because of the ironic posts people make about how "you better not mess with the King of Kong", and because I get more annoyed by grifting e-celebs than some guy who cheated at Donkey Kong 30 years ago.
Wow sounds like we've got a nigger here who didn't pick up some official Karl Jobst merchandise!
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But I do not think any commentator could have known in advance that Karl would not actually present a defense for the actual defamatory statement.
That’s fair. Cause there was a defence. It wasn’t the best but there was at least one that should have been made.

I just don’t think anyone can honestly say they were mislead.
 
Goose said "actually I'm not a nazi, I was just being edgy in the discord with da boyz" and pulled it back. Trannies don't care, they require total kowtow struggle session, so no one mentions this.
I see the issue here, be apologized for his edgy views, you never apologize and you never back down
Best option is to just ignore it. Look at Trench Crusade, they bent the knee hard and now the same people are calling them racist because a game based around The Crusades happens to feature Europe and the Christian empires heavily against demons who were spawned in Jerusalem for obvious reasons and happen to hold parts of Africa and the middle east.
 
What gets me is it wasn't even over the cheating shit, I think that's common knowledge that Billy would prefer it rather not be spoken aloud. It was some bullshit Jobst said about his mate offing himself. Deserved when he brought his dirty laundry to make a blatant cheat look worse than he already was. Billy already looks like a massive shithead for not admitting he's a fraud.
 
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What fascinates me about Billy is what he really is just a backwoods hick with some street smarts. And a backwoods hick with street smarts beats as heltered suburbanite fucking time. It's like when you see a grizzled scam artist running a quick change scam on the kid working the register at a grocery store. Karl just didn't understand that an entirely different skill set exists outside of his "mm, well actually" discord shit, just like he probably doesn't understand why crackheads steal car antennas.

Billy stumbled onto an incredible scam 40 years ago and it's his only meaningful source of income, so he's not going to let the fact that people suddenly started to care about high scores and stop him from making money. Karl really didn't stand a chance.
 
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