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[Trombonista]

Bathtub water doesn't get hot enough for cooking. She's going to make herself sick.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

From bathtub water to bathub shrimp
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Jamie bring up that creepypasta about the woman that fucked a lobster and died giving birth to the eggs.

 

[DickMain]

From bathtub water to bathub shrimp
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Yeah, good ol-fashioned scalded shrimp. I like them blue like my steaks.

 

[Staphylococcus aureus]

It's okay, I'm a midwit himbo. ~14:30 for my time.
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Fuck you, @clara . Literally 2 points into the next tier while I'm on the last point in mine.
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I'm getting IQ mogged by other KF users It's okay I guess, I'm still in "superior tier" (lol name)...

 

[DickMain]

I'm getting IQ mogged by other KF users It's okay I guess, I'm still in "superior tier" (lol name)...

But I'm superior-er

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

She's going to find a way to make shrimp that makes her blind like prohibition bootleggers with their moonshine

Honestly at this point brewing moonshine would be the most normal thing that that bathtub has been used for.

Bathtub water doesn't get hot enough for cooking, She's going to make herself sick.

Hopefully she isn't cooking it there, but with her both outcomes are equally as likely.

But I'm superior-er

A very S-M-R-T farmer

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

From bathtub water to bathub shrimp
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I didn't expected a bathtub update like this.

 

[DickMain]

Plot twist, she's just reheating cocktail shrimps from the Publix.

 

[Brap God]

From bathtub water to bathub shrimp
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This makes what Cobes does with his food look sanitary and normal.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This makes what Cobes does with his food look sanitary and normal.

We seriously need a Boglim Cookbook

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

This makes what Cobes does with his food look sanitary and normal.

Bathtub Shrimp, seasoned with hair dye, glass and turds. Zoey's old family recipe.

 

[clara red bottoms]

Not an expert, but everything I know about shrimp says those are raw(grey, translucent, not pinkish) and not precooked. So she's trying to actually cook them in the bathtub? Like by scalding them with the hot water presumably?

Nigga what lol

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Not an expert, but everything I know about shrimp says those are raw(grey, translucent, not pinkish) and not precooked. So she's trying to actually cook them in the bathtub? Like by scalding them with the hot water presumably?

Nigga what lol

It's just a little food poisoning. Nbd.

 

[DickMain]

Not an expert, but everything I know about shrimp says those are raw(grey, translucent, not pinkish) and not precooked. So she's trying to actually cook them in the bathtub? Like by scalding them with the hot water presumably?

Nigga what lol

Predicting the next edit: "OWWWWWWWWWWOWOWOWOWOW MY STOMACH AND TITS"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

@mitsuba :3 it goes without saying but don't fucking eat those shrimp.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

>bathtub shrimps

 

[DickMain]

So she got that insurance sorted out right

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

She's so allergic to adult responsibilities that she'd rather cook food in a fucking bathtub than learn how to use pots, pans, and a stove.

 

[NerdShamer]

From bathtub water to bathub shrimp
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Fuck y'all. If she wants to use her bathtub to boil shrimp after she shits in it, then let her learn her lesson the hard way.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Not an expert, but everything I know about shrimp says those are raw(grey, translucent, not pinkish) and not precooked. So she's trying to actually cook them in the bathtub? Like by scalding them with the hot water presumably?

Nigga what lol

They are 100% raw.

Depending on the temperature, she could maybe get it into the "safe" cooking zone, but it's definitely not going to stay that way for long and likely not long enough to denature any toxins left there by bacteria.

At least its only shrimp and not something like oysters - that's a far higher risk food.

Her toilet will be going the way of her bathtub soon, I think.