DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

His Inzoi gameplay is a great window into his psyche, he's hyping up getting to the amusement park but spends the most of his time in his appartment on his computer.

What is crazy is he barely plays... He only leaves the AI of his sim do whatever it wants and he avoids any contacts with any other Zoi.

It's like he's on the PS-Home and he's scared of the other Sim saying the N-word

He's also weirdly extra zoomed in for a sim game, playing it like it was a third person game

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Welp, Lechero will need to go eat crow. Phil went and bought the $7 dollar popcorn at the amusement park.

 

[neger psykolog]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand trolling DSP by giving him money. The psychological torment is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical begging most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Phil's narcissistic personality, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Jew literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these begs, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike psychologically tormenting DSP with money truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the power in Phil's existential catchphrase "We need to hit that goal," which itself is a cryptic reference to needing $1500 to eat mcdonalds. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dumpy Koala's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

To be honest if I had a bunch of extra money sitting around and was bored I would legitimately give DSP money just to watch people sperg out.

It's like betting on the Special Olympics. The spectators are retarded, the contestants are retarded, the event is retarded, the losers are retarded and the winners are retarded.

If you give DSP money you 100% know people will sperg out about it. It's like Bill Gates entering a casino and just walking up to every blackjack and poker table and placing down retarded bets just to piss off people. It's entertainment.

I'm pretty convinced that is actually what happens. It used to be troll tips back in the day and people would trigger DSP to go on a 3 hour rant with a 50 bit bitch cheer message and eventually people figured out it was actually funnier to just pay DSP huge amounts of money because of smugsydephil and because it doesn't actually make a difference: he's always going to be there and he's just going to waste any money he gets and it's funnier to watch people get confused and angry at him receiving money than it is to watch him go into turbo begging mode.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Welp, Lechero will need to go eat crow. Phil went and bought the $7 dollar popcorn at the amusement park.

But he didn't get the cheese.

Also, inZOI knows.

 

[Niggernerd]

This fucking CT condo april fool's day shit is cringe. It'd be fine if Phil was someone who could take a joke, but him seething and banning people in chat while he plays this shitty larp is cringe af.

He would have dropped the "joke" if people kept asking for Pandalee

 

[Pattern Noticer]

This fucking CT condo april fool's day shit is cringe. It'd be fine if Phil was someone who could take a joke, but him seething and banning people in chat while he plays this shitty larp is cringe af.

He put no work into it. No classic outfits, didn't change the way he talks, didn't make the camera look like his shitty old webcam or add the air conditioner noise, just a lazy AI background replacement.

 

[San Dimas High School]

He put no work into it. No classic outfits, didn't change the way he talks, didn't make the camera look like his shitty old webcam or add the air conditioner noise, just a lazy AI background replacement.

Did he at least say chinky chong wang wang or something like that?

 

[shekelshoah666]

Did he at least say chinky chong wang wang or something like that?

Best he could do was the King of Hate stein and tell girls to take their tops off or some shit

 

[Niggernerd]

tell girls to take their tops off or some shit

That's definitely the real joke because he's a cock hungry faggot

 

[#lurker]

I unironically love the InZOI content. Every moment of the game is holding a mirror up to him. It's a perfect reflection of his life.

Edit: So fucking funny. He managed to kill his character out of incompetence. What a perfect ending.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil spends a day doing honest work and dies; I can't determine if it's art or life mirroring the other.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Incredible. This stream is just incredible.

"WHY DID I DIE?"

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Phillip has one day of work in his Korean Sims and dies. He had bad karma and is doomed to walk the earth. You can't make this stuff up....

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I would really like to know who he stole the "Get it?" thing from. This dude said that phrase at least five times in the precum poocast today and its so fucking annoying.

The only great part of “get it” is that he only uses it when he’s extremely pissed off. Which has been very often since his two boyfriends dropped him. So the more “get it?!” rants the better.

 

[INirvana]

Bro is playing a sims game and not making a family in it? Afraid to make his wife in the game

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

I wonder if "Get it?" is something he heard from Dave or Linda. I'd wager he says it to Khet in that same hateful tone of voice.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Phillip has one day of work in his Korean Sims and dies. He had bad karma and is doomed to walk the earth. You can't make this stuff up....

Somehow, this is not a surprise. Art imitates life? If this was The Sims, Phil would have his Sim go for a swim, remove the ladder, have the Sim drown, then bitch that it was the game's fault.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Bro is playing a sims game and not making a family in it? Afraid to make his wife in the game

His computer doesn't have enough memory.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I unironically love the InZOI content. Every moment of the game is holding a mirror up to him. It's a perfect reflection of his life.
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Incredible. This stream is just incredible.

"WHY DID I DIE?"

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Phillip has one day of work in his Korean Sims and dies. He had bad karma and is doomed to walk the earth. You can't make this stuff up....

How the hell did he die? I thought that game was just a living sim like the Sims lmao

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Bro is playing a sims game and not making a family in it? Afraid to make his wife in the game

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