Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[Cheesegirl78]

You're sleeping on Anne, Princess Royal. Diana was a mess.

The more I learn about Diana, the more I learn what a mess she really was.

 

[duckling]

The more I learn about Diana, the more I learn what a mess she really was.

It's been long enough that people can joke about 9/11, and examine Diana through a critical lens. https://psychiatryonline.org/doi/full/10.1176/appi.ps.51.2.259 this article questions whether it is appropriate to speculate on her mental illness to which i say, absolutely it is.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Charles made a pretty penny on his agricultural ventures.

He continues to do so. Duchy Organics are more popular than ever and the product lines keep expanding. Some of the Sussex haters have organized their own effort to buy Duchy Organics tomorrow when Meghan’s trash launches.

Speaking of which, she’s writing her own shitty marketing copy. She writes about pantry staples like they’re family heirlooms she’s parting with for the world’s benefit. Imagine taking yourself this seriously.

 

[duckling]

He continues to do so. Duchy Organics are more popular than ever and the product lines keep expanding. Some of the Sussex haters have organized their own effort to buy Duchy Organics tomorrow when Meghan’s trash launches.

Speaking of which, she’s writing her own shitty marketing copy. She writes about pantry staples like they’re family heirlooms she’s parting with for the world’s benefit. Imagine taking yourself this seriously.

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She’s going to take inspiration from goop (the “this smells like my vagina” candle) and make a perfume scented like her farts. My god she is just so incredibly insufferable.

Edit: I can’t believe I noticed such a retarded detail but she added her stupid little webding or whatever to the “h” instead of the “m” in her signature. It is interesting that she is not including her new derived surname or title in the signature. Was her cypher on the header?

 

[obsdj]

He continues to do so. Duchy Organics are more popular than ever and the product lines keep expanding. Some of the Sussex haters have organized their own effort to buy Duchy Organics tomorrow when Meghan’s trash launches.

Speaking of which, she’s writing her own shitty marketing copy. She writes about pantry staples like they’re family heirlooms she’s parting with for the world’s benefit. Imagine taking yourself this seriously.

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For some reason, reading this has reminded me of that bizarre The Fall of the House of Usher miniseries on Netflix, specifically the efforts of Tamerlane Usher to launch her own lifestyle brand, "Goldbug." She takes it Very! Seriously! while being utterly inauthentic, just as Meghan is doing. Spoiler if you haven't watched: She is gradually driven batshit insane, drives away her husband, humiliates herself epically in front of the whole world at the Big Brand Launch Event, and ends up going home and accidentally killing herself due to the crazy. Kinda fun to imagine the same sort of fate for Meghan.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It is interesting that she is not including her new derived surname or title in the signature. Was her cypher on the header?

No, it’s the clip art AE logo. I’ve noticed she always renders it As ever and must be absolutely livid that most media outlets will only render it as As Ever.

Note also that someone managed to talk her out of including her usual stray eyelash on the A in the brand name. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for those convos meltdowns.

 

[ElAbominacion]

He continues to do so. Duchy Organics are more popular than ever and the product lines keep expanding. Some of the Sussex haters have organized their own effort to buy Duchy Organics tomorrow when Meghan’s trash launches.

Speaking of which, she’s writing her own shitty marketing copy. She writes about pantry staples like they’re family heirlooms she’s parting with for the world’s benefit. Imagine taking yourself this seriously.

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I wonder what kind of head trauma she endured that made her so fucking stupid.

 

[Fapcop]

He continues to do so. Duchy Organics are more popular than ever and the product lines keep expanding. Some of the Sussex haters have organized their own effort to buy Duchy Organics tomorrow when Meghan’s trash launches.

Speaking of which, she’s writing her own shitty marketing copy. She writes about pantry staples like they’re family heirlooms she’s parting with for the world’s benefit. Imagine taking yourself this seriously.

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Use the jar as a vase or pen holder?

It’s going to be that expensive, eh?


CREPE MIX?!?

I’m a little confused. I thought Meghan was a super authentic, hot, young Martha Stewart tier domestic guru.

Yet she still thinks throwing together some eggs, flour and milk/water is so hard that you need to use a powdered mix?!

Talk about mixed signals.

It’s like the Pope selling condoms or something.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

CREPE MIX?!?

I’m a little confused. I thought Meghan was a super authentic, hot, young Martha Stewart tier domestic guru.

Yet she still thinks throwing together some eggs, flour and milk/water is so hard that you need to use a powdered mix?!

When I was a literal child, I was in the mood for a sweet treat (a phrase that makes me gag after M abused it the last month or two) but we didn’t have any butter or cocoa. I discovered a recipe for crêpes in an old Betty Crocker cookbook and was amazed how easy they were. I was no older than 10.

What’s interesting is she’s been love bombing Chrissy Tiegen for years. CT also sells boxed mixes. I gotta wonder if M told Chrissy they would be competing before getting chapter and verse on her suppliers, margins, distributors, etc. Meghan pulled that shit with the Flamingo Estate owners, telling them she was interested in investing so she could get them to open their books and then bounce. The founder has been beyond gracious when asked about her, but I suspect the full story will be told before long.

 

[FatalTater]

What’s interesting is she’s been love bombing Chrissy Tiegen for years.

Chrissy Teigen is a big ol' pedophile, I know from some now-deleted tweets she put out years ago.
Anyone trying to curry favor with her is officially on my list of people to side-eye.

 

[duckling]

Use the jar as a vase or pen holder?

It’s going to be that expensive, eh?

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CREPE MIX?!?

I’m a little confused. I thought Meghan was a super authentic, hot, young Martha Stewart tier domestic guru.

Yet she still thinks throwing together some eggs, flour and milk/water is so hard that you need to use a powdered mix?!

Talk about mixed signals.

It’s like the Pope selling condoms or something.

Yeah she has no idea what she’s doing. Did you see how she tried to hide how badly she burned that lemon tart 2 days ago? She only showed 1/3 of the pie and still we could see that the upper right portion of the pie crust was blackened.

 

[disorder in a system]

It's been long enough that people can joke about 9/11, and examine Diana through a critical lens. https://psychiatryonline.org/doi/full/10.1176/appi.ps.51.2.259 this article questions whether it is appropriate to speculate on her mental illness to which i say, absolutely it is.

There's no way imo Diana didn't have BPD. I was a kid when she died and there was something about her that seemed so insincere to me even as a child. As an adult I learned she threw herself down a flight of stairs while pregnant for attention and thought, wow, she's evil. Then learned she informed the paparazzi of her whereabouts the night she died because she wanted pictures in the paper to make her ex husband jealous, this reason alone made the car chase unnecessary and crash avoidable, the latter could have had a different outcome if her driver hadn't been drunk and she had chose to wear her seat belt. All with her children she dumped back in England to go out gallivanting with her fling of the season.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Did you see how she tried to hide how badly she burned that lemon tart 2 days ago?

Yeah and if she was a genuine person, she could laugh at herself about it. But as Bethenny Frankel recently said, even if she played it humble it would STILL come off badly. Because she’s never (deliberately) let us see who she really is, and self-deprecation has never been in her repertoire. Nor will it ever be.

There's no way imo Diana didn't have BPD.

Yeah, remember that she made literally hundreds of anonymous phone calls to Oliver Hoare, a married art dealer who hit it and quit it. (The police traced the calls back to her and a phone booth just outside the Kensington Palace gates. Diana responded by lying to Daily Mail royal editor Richard Kaye — who had become a friend to her — and saying it was some random little boy playing with the phone.) There’s so much more we’ll never know but wish we could. Her emotional volatility conditioned him to seek out the same in his future wife. That’s not the only thing they have in common, and I’m not just referring to both of their topless pics being leaked.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

As funny as it is to have a black woman at war with the Harkles after all their race-baiting, I am suspicious of Dr Chandauka for the following reasons:

1) In this interview, she answers all the questions thoroughly and properly - until asked uncomfortable questions about her alleged failures as chair. At 15:20, she just says “well that’s just not true” with no explanation. At 15:51, she doesn’t address the interviewer’s points at all, instead deflecting with an impassioned rant about how she’s a whistleblower.

2) The fact that everybody left the board except her suggests that the problem may, in fact, be her.

3) Here, she says things like the way the charity was set up is no longer appropriate post-BLM, that she increased African board members and accused the UK-based charity staff of being upset about this - implying they are racist. She claims funders want locally-led initiatives.

If that is the case, then why not work with one of the many organisations that are founded by Africans? She has chosen to work for a royally-founded charity that is heavily associated with the UK. Is she suggesting that foreigners (whites) starting charities to help Africans is bad and wrong?

The truth is that authentic little African initiatives are not glamorous enough to interest Dr Chandauka. Also once they get big, corruption ensues. The reason Western charities exist is because donors from those same Western countries trust them more. If she thinks that’s wrong, then she’s welcome to start her own African-run charity but we all know how that will end.

4) She’s a member of the Executive Leadership Council, which pushes to get black people into executive positions in global companies. This shows her racist tribal mentality and hints at her true motivations.

5) Shes a lawyer for fucking Meta.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

He continues to do so. Duchy Organics are more popular than ever and the product lines keep expanding. Some of the Sussex haters have organized their own effort to buy Duchy Organics tomorrow when Meghan’s trash launches.

Speaking of which, she’s writing her own shitty marketing copy. She writes about pantry staples like they’re family heirlooms she’s parting with for the world’s benefit. Imagine taking yourself this seriously.

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Im kinda reminded of the ad copy for porn scenes, where some long suffering intern has to stretch "they fuck" into a descriptive paragraph.

Also, Meg, don't call your up-market product "spread." "Spread" is what they call dollar store products that are so adulterated that you can't legally call them jam, jelly, or preserves.

Has anyone ever seen "As ever" as a sign-off in real life? I could see "Yours, as ever" or "Love, as ever" but without something to modify it just sort of sits there with no context.

Maybe I'm overthinking this.

 

[Mukhrani]

Has anyone ever seen "As ever" as a sign-off in real life? I could see "Yours, as ever" or "Love, as ever" but without something to modify it just sort of sits there with no context.

Maybe I'm overthinking this.

No, I thought it was very odd as well. My theory is that she thinks it's something that a posh British person ought to sign off with. Also, maybe she picked something retarded because all her other attempts at branding kept infringing on already existing trademarks.

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah and if she was a genuine person, she could laugh at herself about it. But as Bethenny Frankel recently said, even if she played it humble it would STILL come off badly. Because she’s never (deliberately) let us see who she really is, and self-deprecation has never been in her repertoire. Nor will it ever be.


Yeah, remember that she made literally hundreds of anonymous phone calls to Oliver Hoare, a married art dealer who hit it and quit it. (The police traced the calls back to her and a phone booth just outside the Kensington Palace gates. Diana responded by lying to Daily Mail royal editor Richard Kaye — who had become a friend to her — and saying it was some random little boy playing with the phone.) There’s so much more we’ll never know but wish we could. Her emotional volatility conditioned him to seek out the same in his future wife. That’s not the only thing they have in common, and I’m not just referring to both of their topless pics being leaked.

Don’t forget that one Paki surgeon that Diana stalked to the extent that she started showing up both announced and unannounced.

Plenty of BPD chicks like to ride the cock carrousel, but it takes a special kind of BPD to do so while you have two small kids and an army of paparazzi watching your every move.

As funny as it is to have a black woman at war with the Harkles after all their race-baiting, I am suspicious of Dr Chandauka for the following reasons

She’s probably at least half as corrupt as the board.

Still… It’s delightful to watch Harry think he’s doing a power move by quitting the board and expecting a popular uprising against this broad, and recieve… Fuck all except poorly disguised gloating in the press.

Poor Harry still thinks he’s the public’s favorite and that they still buy his charity front.

Best he can do right now imho, is to go to some distant African farm and just stay there.

 

[duckling]

Has anyone ever seen "As ever" as a sign-off in real life? I could see "Yours, as ever" or "Love, as ever" but without something to modify it just sort of sits there with no context.

Yes, my insufferable boss from about 8 years ago. I hated it.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

All with her children she dumped back in England to go out gallivanting with her fling of the season.

I remember a speech she was giving at some children's charity in New York IIRC, blathering on about how children are precious, and our future, and so on, and someone in the audience asked her where HER children were.
"In boarding school" was her reply.

 

[disorder in a system]

I remember a speech she was giving at some children's charity in New York IIRC, blathering on about how children are precious, and our future, and so on, and someone in the audience asked her where HER children were.
"In boarding school" was her reply.

I see boarding school gave Harry the same abandonment issues her parents supposedly gave her. She could have spared her sons a lot of public humiliation and afforded them privacy growing up if she hadn't chose to do multiple interviews airing out her dirty laundry with their father while still married to him. Harry feels wronged probably bc the paps paid more attention to his brother or some shit growing up and now he punishes his family with interviews no one asked for hashing out all the perceived slights against him. Only Diana and Harry could make themselves out to be victims while living in palaces, traveling comfortably anywhere in the world, having actual privilege and being filthy rich.