DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[dent_whisperer]

LMAO HE DIED AGAIN
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Looks like Virtual Phil was as much as an asshole as real Phil and his actions caught up to him, nothing he could do
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Any chance you can post these in a resolution greater then 1P

 

[Necrosan]

That was his kitchen counter/bar area behind him, wasn't it? What was he thinking?

The funniest thing about this is that he hasn't learned anything, he just has less money and thus less "gaymer" things to clutter his room with nowadays.

 

[Bittah Pupil]

That shot is incredible. He easily passes for 55+. He looks like absolute shit.

What’s crazy is that he did not look nearly this rough, like, two years ago.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Here's a clip of the Inzoi stream, him dying and being cursed to walk the earth as a spiteful ghost due to Virtual Phil being as much of an asshole as real Phil is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to how much this game imitated Phail's actual life.

 

[dent_whisperer]

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That was his kitchen counter/bar area behind him, wasn't it? What was he thinking?

This shit looking like the set of a low rent gay porn vid complete with a mic that looks like an eye patch. Ass Pirates of Renton 220 coming to adult video stores near you.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

I totally will!
I think back in the day someone tipped him with my name calling me an obsessed loser and he said he couldn't say it because my name was racist.

This thread is my asylum.

every comment you make is projection. Your life is the saddest. Its laughable. Get that help

 

[D. Krauser]

Looks like DSP even outlived Phil Burnell.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

Raw Phil archives is unfortunately missing a recent stream where he went into massive OT/beg mode and when he finally snagged a dent (guess who) to get him to the precious goal with 5 subs he gave such a quick thank you and was offline before the sub gifting animations had even played.

But, yeah, dumpykoala, you're really toying with him. In reality, he's actually snaking you the way he said he snaked KC. It takes a lot to give Phil a win, but for what is likely the cost of a new Kia you have found a way.

He hates his viewers as much as streaming and the detractors. Milk the dents dry then off to dopeamine gambling hits on wwe

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Here's a clip of the Inzoi stream, him dying and being cursed to walk the earth as a spiteful ghost due to Virtual Phil being as much of an asshole as real Phil is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to how much this game imitated Phail's actual life.

I don’t watch much gameplay at all. I know it’s normal but I am still aghast at the spectacle of him standing there for minutes “jokingly” swiveling his head between chat and the game while demanding chat tell him what do…rather than just doing something himself. Unbearable. If he has 15 legitimate fans, that’s too many.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Any chance you can post these in a resolution greater then 1P

It was a tiny popup, I was at 1080, nothing I could do

What’s crazy is that he did not look nearly this rough, like, two years ago.

March 2023:

March 2025:

Spoiler: Bonus

 

[RawPhil]

Raw Phil archives is unfortunately missing a recent stream where he went into massive OT/beg mode and when he finally snagged a dent (guess who) to get him to the precious goal with 5 subs he gave such a quick thank you and was offline before the sub gifting animations had even played.

But, yeah, dumpykoala, you're really toying with him. In reality, he's actually snaking you the way he said he snaked KC. It takes a lot to give Phil a win, but for what is likely the cost of a new Kia you have found a way.

i upload the old streams on odysee but since this stream was recent you can still see it on his kick page since it doesnt auto delete until around 7 days i think. 4:53:55 is when it happens on dsps stream.

https://kick.com/dspgamingreal/videos/88ace26f-c006-4a3b-adec-304fca147bf8?t=17635

 

[Shoresy]

Very organic
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Dunno if it's this guy (apparently does regional wrestling) or someone stealing the name (probably the later)

https://x.com/lancecatamaran

Likely an unrelated account as Lance Catamaran and Southpaw Regional Wrestling was a thing the WWE did a number of years ago where they re-enacted southern territory days wrestling with current wrestlers. Lance Catamaran was a character played by John Cena;

 

[The Fuck Am I Doing Here?]

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Phillip has one day of work in his Korean Sims and dies. He had bad karma and is doomed to walk the earth. You can't make this stuff up....

I expect many people to use this eulogy for April Fools next year. Only fitting due to all of the memes of him outliving people.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I expect many people to use this eulogy for April Fools next year. Only fitting due to all of the memes of him outliving people.

"Phil Burnell has embarked on the final journey of life, embracing death.

This Dent lived a full life, gaining contributions through many experiences.
Filled with meaningful memories of his wife and son, Phil Burnell passed away peacefully.

This Dent is ready for the next life and will be remembered as a notable soul who cherished all of his experiences and support from this world.

Please watch over Phil Burnell's soul warmly as it embarks on a journey of new begging.

A Dent's Karma is determined by their past choices. Dents with bad Karma scores"

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Even Phil's Zoi couldn't tolerate being Phil and keep on living as a result of the sheer amount of negative karma.

 

[Raiken]

it would be funny if the programmers put in a fail state where it detects phil is playing it it will only cause misery.

 

[dent_whisperer]

He hates his viewers as much as streaming and the detractors. Milk the dents dry then off to dopeamine gambling hits on wwe

To bad he doesn't turn that hate inwards. Phil would unironically do a lot of good for people if he fucked off from the internet or life in general.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

>One day of honest work
>Entire world's fabric of reality collapses
>Phil's Sim obliterates itself

lmfao.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

This is like an alternative ending to A Christmas Carol, where instead of Scrooge changing his ways in the face of his own mortality, he just does a seagull laugh and continues to fail as a person.

This is art.

 

[Echo_Doge]

I know it’s normal but I am still aghast at the spectacle of him standing there for minutes “jokingly” swiveling his head between chat and the game while demanding chat tell him what do…rather than just doing something himself.

It's worse when he plays any game that has puzzles in it. He will immediately stop in the middle of the game and have a solid 30 seconds of dead silence while he pretends to be "thinking"

What he's actually doing is blatantly obvious: he's having his mods DM him what to do or looking up a walk-through.

Then he suddenly resumes playing and says something like "Hmmmm. I wonder if I'm supposed to do something with *Insert item here*?" and acts like he figured it out himself.

I remember it being particularly bad on the Resident Evil streams.