DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

LMAO HE DIED AGAIN


Looks like Virtual Phil was as much as an asshole as real Phil and his actions caught up to him, nothing he could do

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

"I feel like this game is half finished"
-Dave, talking about a game that is literally on Early Access
"Maybe my character died because we didn't even get halfway to the goal!"

 

[Fartpal]

He thinks he'll do better next time if he plays a character that isn't Phil Burnell, lol.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I take it back. Phil would be the guy who would bring a toaster into the bath with him out of convenience for a snack.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Inzoi has now reached the hallowed halls of the Detractor Video Game Hall of Fame. My sides were hurting with how hard I was laughing after his self-insert died right after he's done one day of work

 

[lupinthethird]

That was his kitchen counter/bar area behind him, wasn't it? What was he thinking?

 

[Pattern Noticer]

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That was his kitchen counter/bar area behind him, wasn't it? What was he thinking?

Money money, yeah yeah!

 

[Awssum Possum]

Phil dying because of bad karma in the game. Hopefully it's true what they say about life imitating art.

 

[UsedUp]

I unironically love the InZOI content. Every moment of the game is holding a mirror up to him. It's a perfect reflection of his life.

Edit: So fucking funny. He managed to kill his character out of incompetence. What a perfect ending.View attachment 7166095

First Val Kilmer dies and then this. Gone too soon.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

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That was his kitchen counter/bar area behind him, wasn't it? What was he thinking?

That shot is incredible. He easily passes for 55+. He looks like absolute shit.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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That was his kitchen counter/bar area behind him, wasn't it? What was he thinking?

He was trying to "own the meme" or some shit in order to get one up on detractors. In reality, anyone who came by the stream would have no fucking clue why he has all of this shit in his kitchen, along with the plastic shit in his office.

In fact, that background picture just makes his setup look even worse! It's all plastic shit that no one who isn't a fucking manchild needs. Yet Phil being Phil has to have it to "felt" the detractors or look like a "mature" adult. Fucking clown.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I still have more respect for the Hoff. Cmon we all been that fucked where even a cheeseburger on the floor becomes fair game.

If you haven't woken up after a night of drinking in the middle of a field wearing nothing but your underwear at least once are you even human?

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

What was the April fool's joke here with the CT condo background?

 

[BlastMonk]

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I feel like this deserves a broken heart feels sticker

 

[dent_whisperer]

How do these retards not get it?

You really expect people that give Phil money to have the brain power to realize that giving him money isn't the brightest idea? You're making Jayde look like Carl Jung with that level of thinking.

 

[GodModule]

What was the April fool's joke here with the CT condo background?

He returned to being "Old Phil" for like 30 seconds. Asked his female viewers to take their tops off for some reason

 

[Niggernerd]

LMAO HE DIED AGAIN
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Looks like Virtual Phil was as much as an asshole as real Phil and his actions caught up to him, nothing he could do
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Game Jasper letting him know he's a bastard

 

[#lurker]

Here's the video for those that missed it.

 

[stupid frog]

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Phillip has one day of work in his Korean Sims and dies. He had bad karma and is doomed to walk the earth. You can't make this stuff up....

>died from 1 day of work

It's too real.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

He returned to being "Old Phil" for like 30 seconds. Asked his female viewers to take their tops off for some reason

Lazy fuck can't even commit to the fucking bit...