Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[stupid frog]

I'm not watching it.

Magic the Gathering Strip Club - SRMC #74

[TIMESTAMPS]

00:00 - intro | APRIL FOOLS (we hate comedy) | Good Mythical Morning's newest employee, Dane | GIFs & Tenor
13:00~ - USA vs CA strip clubs | Dr Mike debates 20 strippers??? | america's antivax epidemic | stupid statistics (80/20)
38:04 - NEW TATTOOS & the healing process | hotdog legs & age limits
40:25 - BOXING camping trip
46:21 - poker night | we love doggy daycare| 3D printing camera tools
52:15 - The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent movie review | film editing vs creative visions | Billy Mitchell/Karl Jobst lawsuit | wrapping up/OUTRO

 

[clipartfan92]

Magic the Gathering Strip Club - SRMC #74

Watch out Joe Rogan, they're coming for you!


edit: SRMC 74 http://0.vern.cc/Ewl.mp4 (archive.org)

 

[Leo Frank]

No one fucking caresssss


Frumpy cow

 

[Meth Dick]

I'm not watching it.

Magic the Gathering Strip Club - SRMC #74

[TIMESTAMPS]

00:00 - intro | APRIL FOOLS (we hate comedy) | Good Mythical Morning's newest employee, Dane | GIFs & Tenor
13:00~ - USA vs CA strip clubs | Dr Mike debates 20 strippers??? | america's antivax epidemic | stupid statistics (80/20)
38:04 - NEW TATTOOS & the healing process | hotdog legs & age limits
40:25 - BOXING camping trip
46:21 - poker night | we love doggy daycare| 3D printing camera tools
52:15 - The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent movie review | film editing vs creative visions | Billy Mitchell/Karl Jobst lawsuit | wrapping up/OUTRO

at 38:25 Ian starts entertaining the idea of scarification tattoos on his face.

 

[Trans Randy]

her cheeks look permanently inflamed

Which ones?

 

[Piss Bear]

Watch out Joe Rogan, they're coming for you!
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edit: SRMC 74 http://0.vern.cc/Ewl.mp4 (archive.org)

TFW you shoot yourself in the foot by pissing of the H3H3 fanbase, ignore your angry fans and hope they will go away, and now no one even cares to hear what you have to say anymore because you're so fucking spineless. Well done Anisa and Ian, go ahead and keep drilling past rock bottom to find new low points to reach, it's much more entertaining for us to watch than any of your boxing events or podcasts ever were.


Why don't they talk about their upcoming boxing event? If they included it in the thumbnail at least, they could give off the impression they care and are trying. But I guess even they are too embarrassed to acknowledge its existence anymore. And Anisa is too busy pissing Ian's money all away on grotesque tattoos to do anything for the event. Why didn't she use that money she spent on tattoos for fucking charity?

 

[Annie Jay]

The premise: When I can be bothered, I sit through an old podcast, and post the "facts" straight from the source. I include time stamps, repeat info, and probably miss things because it is a chore to listen to. This is posted for posterity and autistic purposes. The bold is what I found most interesting embarrassing. Quotes are an approximation.

Aphantasia Anisa - She Ruined My Career! #2
Published on 2023-10-23
YT | PT


0:10 - They just got back from Australia when this was recorded.
2:23 - Ian explains how he became friends with Max.
6:13 - Ian says "we suspected I was one of the first Covid cases".
18:25 - Blitz was 9 years old when this was recorded, Fiona was 3.
18:45 - Anisa says she was "popping off on streaming" in 2014.
18:50 - Blitz is a Boston terrier. Fiona is a rottweiler, and Anisa says they are "infamous for not living long".
20:06 - Fiona has medical issues.
21:02 - They bring up their Patreon. Remember The Bog? The thing no one bothers to leak, and we never even pocket watch? Here is the current amount they are getting.
22:09 - Ian shares that he has a shy bladder, especially when it comes to using urinals.
22:45 - Ian says it's worse when a guy uses one next to him, and worse still when a second guy does. He clarifies and says he doesn't even mean directly next to him, just anyone else using one in general.
24:15 - Anisa brags she doesn't have a shy bladder, because she "had to piss in front of doctors" her whole life.
25:50 - Taking inspiration from Mind Palaces, Ian goes to Shrek's Swamp when he has to use the bathroom.
27:14 - Anisa brings up how her brain doesn't visualize anything. And how she struggled in art history tests for University.
29:56 - Ian says he can picture things in his brain like 3D photo realistic.
30:39 - Anisa is visibly upset with what she is hearing.

32:32 - Ian reads a bit of Harry Potter, which isn't very trans rights are human rights of him.
43:19 - Ian and Anisa both think floating on a river is "white people culture".
1:05:21 - Anisa says eating food gives her "a bit of peace".

ARCHIVE [SRMC | 01 ]
ORIGINAL DISCUSSION

 

[Mac Monster]

I'm not watching it.

Magic the Gathering Strip Club - SRMC #74

[TIMESTAMPS]

00:00 - intro | APRIL FOOLS (we hate comedy) | Good Mythical Morning's newest employee, Dane | GIFs & Tenor
13:00~ - USA vs CA strip clubs | Dr Mike debates 20 strippers??? | america's antivax epidemic | stupid statistics (80/20)
38:04 - NEW TATTOOS & the healing process | hotdog legs & age limits
40:25 - BOXING camping trip
46:21 - poker night | we love doggy daycare| 3D printing camera tools
52:15 - The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent movie review | film editing vs creative visions | Billy Mitchell/Karl Jobst lawsuit | wrapping up/OUTRO

Summary of this shitshow:
- Opens up with all three retards doing shitty southern accents
- Anisa doesn't check her social media on April fools because it pisses her off
- Ian got angry at a Good Mythical morning video because it turned out to be an April fools video
- Anisa discovers who Linkara is and gets him confused with the AVGN/Nostalgia Critic because according to her they all look like the same nerdy white guy
- I just want to point out that all three of these guys still get more viewership than her shitty podcasts
- Anisa starts talking about Canadian strip clubs and how you have to sit on your hands so that you don't touch the stripper
- She knows this because she used to go to strip clubs with her friends and their "fun as fuck" because the girls wear cute outfits and do acrobatics
- One fun of the "fun" activities she mentions is a game where the stripper spreads her legs, puts a cone on her snatch, and you throw coins into the cup to win a poster
- After their marriage, she and Ian went to a strip club in Vegas and it was super depressing and icky unlike the fun canuckistan strip clubs
- When Anisa went to the bathroom all the strippers swarmed Ian. He would have been better off if he chose one of these strippers over Anisa.
- Ian comes up with an incredibly retarded idea of a strip club where you can play children's card games like Yugioh and Pokemon
- They thought this shitty joke was the funniest fucking thing ever because the made it the basis of their thumbnail
- After this he randomly blurts out that "I'm so horny" and Anisa laughs like a chimpanzee

The resemblance is uncanny.
- They start sperging about muh anti vaxxers
- Anisa shows off her shitty black widow tattoo
- Anisa doesn't wear shorts beacuse of the water retention caused by her depression
- She calls the tiger head she spent hundreds of dollars on ugly (she's not wrong, but why the fuck would get something permanently plastered on your body if you find it ugly?)

- They start talking about scarification and Ian contemplates getting a tattoo on his face although I'm almost certain Anus will get her face tattoos first
- Ania's black widow is a Bob Roberts tattoo and he's apparently one of the 'greats' of American traditional
- In LA Ian was on a camping/boxing trip with some of the CC3 participants and their coaches
- He was filming some parts for the CC3 that won't get released
- The Jomhas babble about a bunch of useless bullshit and still don't actually promote CC3
- They start shilling for fucking doggy daycare and that they took good care of their fur babies
- Last 40 minutes are them talking about another Nick Cage movie this time The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
- I really can't understand why they thought talking about movies was the ticket to save their show. There are thousands of other retards online who do this same shit while being far more charismatic.
- Anisa thought the movie was a 7/10 because of how funny and stupid it was while Dane and Ian thought it was a piece of shit
- Next 10 minutes is just Dane explaining how movies are made to the other two retards
- More movie fucking boring movie discussions, moving on.
- Dane brings up money and how people end up spending most of it by the end of their lifetime. Ian uses this as an opportunity to bring up the conservative grifters that live rent-free in his head.

- Ian mentions the Billy Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies lawsuit and how it sets a precedent for future online defamation cases.
- As usual, Anisa makes it all about herself and all the crazy things people online have said about her and Ian (Is this dumb bitch seriously considering suing all of her online haters? Good luck with that, Anus).
This was a lot shorter than last week's summary since half of the episode was just the boring and monotonous discussion about the Nick Cage movie. I wonder how long they're going to keep this segment before inevitably axing it because it's clearly not helping their dwindling viewership. At the rate it's declining, they're going to get less than 1k views in a few months.

 

[Annie Jay]

- Anisa discovers who Linkara is and gets him confused with the AVGN/Nostalgia Critic because according to her they all look like the same nerdy white guy

I guess I should have noted it, but I try not to when they speak for the other. Anisa claims she is face blind.

 

[Zilch]

I guess I should have noted it, but I try not to when they speak for the other. Anisa claims she is face blind.

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She's face blind and can't visualize, but she spent the majority of the last episode Kino Casino covered comparing Ian to his father. And going on and on about how they have all the same features.

She's so desperate to be unique in any way at all, she lies about the dumbest shit

 

[thebigdream]

This was a lot shorter than last week's summary since half of the episode was just the boring and monotonous discussion about the Nick Cage movie. I wonder how long they're going to keep this segment before inevitably axing it because it's clearly not helping their dwindling viewership. At the rate it's declining, they're going to get less than 1k views in a few months.

At this point I'm convinced that ~10 of the viewers are people like yourself summarising/clipping it, and the other ~1000 are people wondering "hmm I wonder what Ian's doing these days", clicking on the latest video, and being immeasurably disappointed. There can't be any genuine fans.

 

[stupid frog]

Top comments.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

- They start shilling for fucking doggy daycare and that they took good care of their fur babies

Of course they love doggy daycare. Two people who don't work out of the home, have no kids, have no other care taking responsibilities for relatives or friends, don't volunteer, and don't really have any hobbies can't be expected to have their two dogs around them all day. That's a lot of work and shit.

It's funny because a lot of pensioners and people who are unable to work get a dog to fight off boredom and stay connected to the world around them. I guess Anisa and Ian are incapable of being bored because I have no idea how they fill their days.

 

[Piss Bear]

I noticed this earlier, idk if anyone else has posted about it but I found it kind of funny. The domain for merchandise for Maximum Damage is for sale.

https://archive.li/KhWng

I wonder what happened here?

Other archives:
Patreon
Tiktok
Instagram

 

[Oliver Onions]

I have no idea what's supposed to be going on with that nose/mouth configuration, but it looks a little... Hitleresque?

Why are the eyebrows literally copy and pasted, the artist didn't even mirror one of them. That is such a noob mistake.

Unless someone can find a sketch, I have come to the horrifying conclusion that Anus's latest tattoo was freehanded. There are too many glaring errors that no artist with alleged decades of experience would make in the design stage. The nose is the most obvious example:

Not only is it completely incomprehensible by any understanding of how noses work, but why are there scales on top of it? The obvious answer, at least to me, is the artist put them there without thinking while he was scribbling away on Anisa, and tried to fix the error in post when he was doing the shading. It also looks to me like the bottom of the 'nose' is actually meant to be part of the gums, but the artist fucked up and shaded them like the nose by mistake.

I made a very quick attempt to try and fix it but at the end of the day you can't polish a turd:

 

[Piss Bear]

Unless someone can find a sketch, I have come to the horrifying conclusion that Anus's latest tattoo was freehanded. There are too many glaring errors that no artist with alleged decades of experience would make in the design stage. The nose is the most obvious example:
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Not only is it completely incomprehensible by any understanding of how noses work, but why are there scales on top of it? The obvious answer, at least to me, is the artist put them there without thinking while he was scribbling away on Anisa, and tried to fix the error in post when he was doing the shading. It also looks to me like the bottom of the 'nose' is actually meant to be part of the gums, but the artist fucked up and shaded them like the nose by mistake.

I made a very quick attempt to try and fix it but at the end of the day you can't polish a turd:
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The artist tattoos tigers like he's never seen one in his life. Poor dude is probably so distracted and bored out of his mind by Anisa talking about her life that he disassociates while he's tattooing her and wakes up midway through and realizes he's fucked up.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Poor dude is probably so distracted and bored out of his mind by Anisa talking about her life that he disassociates while he's tattooing her and wakes up midway through and realizes he's fucked up.

Either that or he took one look at the rest of her work and thought 'eh, fuck it'. What's a couple dents in a car that's had its windows smashed and tyres slashed.

 

[stupid frog]

I noticed this earlier, idk if anyone else has posted about it but I found it kind of funny. The domain for merchandise for Maximum Damage is for sale.
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https://archive.li/KhWng

I wonder what happened here?

Other archives:
Patreon
Tiktok
Instagram

They had merch? Lmao. All this media is basically dead, except the Patreon I guess.

Ian, again, get a refund for that business degree.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

She still thinks SHE'S a boxer.

still thinks idubz is a boxer too

 

[Godmode]

Unless someone can find a sketch, I have come to the horrifying conclusion that Anus's latest tattoo was freehanded. There are too many glaring errors that no artist with alleged decades of experience would make in the design stage. The nose is the most obvious example:
View attachment 7166580
Not only is it completely incomprehensible by any understanding of how noses work, but why are there scales on top of it? The obvious answer, at least to me, is the artist put them there without thinking while he was scribbling away on Anisa, and tried to fix the error in post when he was doing the shading. It also looks to me like the bottom of the 'nose' is actually meant to be part of the gums, but the artist fucked up and shaded them like the nose by mistake.

I made a very quick attempt to try and fix it but at the end of the day you can't polish a turd:
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That snout is jacked. It looks more like a werewolf or a bear.