Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Juan Números]

To be honest, with bad movies having something of an audience and circuit (Tommy Wiseau riding hard the release of the Disaster Artist, the financing and the release of Birdemic 2, Wakaliwood guys getting a deal with Vinegar Syndrome, Neil fuckin' Breen ...) I'm inclined to think she could somehow lean into this kind of audience. But it means not putting the true and honest interpretation of the Wogglemeister first and foremost.

Woggle-Vlog 154: My Movie is Streaming on Altavod and Kinema​

Not much to say, pretty much what it says on the tin: the Wogglebug movie "remake" is available to rent or own on 2 sites.

Woggle-Vlog 155: Escape from Oz, the last book.​

The "final book" says how our beloved Wogglebug escapes Oz to Genoma. His meeting with the Frogman, who brings him from the brink, cures his cocaine dust fairy addiction and sets him on the straight gay and narrow is another tale, for another time.

Wogglebug and Frogman Converse​

Speaking of the devil, the unfortunate Frogman must endure the Wogglebug's skitzoposting about predicting "economic indicators, social trends and political climate" from snowflakes ?
I mean, I don't think it's only my ESL kicking in hyperdrive, I can't make head or tails of what he tries to say.

Most likely to be a "remake" of an old video as the winter and "happy new year" is a little bit late.

The Frogman has a new voice actor, yet unnamed. At least Logan will have some company in Cynthia's basement.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

What the fuck are Altavod and Kinema?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Most likely to be a "remake" of an old video as the winter and "happy new year" is a little bit late.

Surprisingly, I don't have it in my archive (the only Wogglebug and Frogman movie in my private archive is "Wogglebug and Frogman both say they are not gay"). Also the video has some basic shadows - something that was absent in her earlier productions.

What the fuck are Altavod and Kinema?

Extremely obscure "publish your movie" streaming services.
I'm still not paying $3 for a movie I've already seen three times. Enough is enough. Make a new one.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What the fuck are Altavod and Kinema?

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

I'm still not paying $3 for a movie I've already seen three times. Enough is enough. Make a new one.

I vaguely remember someone that made an edit of it with the Oblivion soundtrack tacked on and it hit different. Maybe not worthy of $3, but different enough for yet another rewatch.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I'm still not understanding why she's on this autistic crusade to remake all the previous Wogglemovies with the new voice actor when it seems she can't even afford to pay him properly and could lose him fairly easily, her doing a 180 on Patrick is also still something of a mystery, everything seemed fine with him when he was alive. One of the things that keeps me glued to this thread is the repeated horrible business and marketing decisions Cynthia makes, never learning anything, just belligerently Woggling on.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'm still not understanding why she's on this autistic crusade to remake all the previous Wogglemovies with the new voice actor

I think she doesn't have scripts for more sequels. That Beetle Princess script is a mess - it jumps around the timeline, sometimes scenes are repeated or the same event happens in two or more ways and the only consistent thing is Woggy being a creep.
Maybe her mind deteriorated further since the last time she was active here, and she's no longer able to come up with more stories.
Or she believes that those "movies" did not get the reception she believes they deserve and she thinks that tinkering with them a little will somehow make people really love them.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Or she believes that those "movies" did not get the reception she believes they deserve and she thinks that tinkering with them a little will somehow make people really love them.

I mean the woggle fans have clearly spoke, but she's determined to ignore them.
No frogglebug.
No woggle kaiju.
Cynthia never delivers.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I mean the woggle fans have clearly spoke, but she's determined to ignore them.
No frogglebug.
No woggle kaiju.
Cynthia never delivers.

Luckily for us Wogglebug is a public domain character. It's up to us to make Woggy into a gay kaiju he was always meant to be, and make him a household name in the process.

 

[NerdShamer]

Maybe her mind deteriorated further since the last time she was active here, and she's no longer able to come up with more stories

Well, creative sterility is kind of normal amongst her kind. But chances are that she'll be too far gone to make any form of content within a few years

 

[Baguette Child]

chances are that she'll be too far gone to make any form of content within a few years

One of the few cows where this makes me genuinely sad to acknowledge. Dunno how I'll find another equally chill cow to follow when Cherie eventually dries up. All my other lolcows are rage-inducing and I use her as a palate cleanser.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Well, creative sterility is kind of normal amongst her kind.

She used to be surprisingly productive for a retard. She made four "movies" - sure, they look like shit, the story is very basic her target audience would likely find them boring and\or unsettling, but it's still quite an impressive achievement for someone with her mental afflictions.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm still not understanding why she's on this autistic crusade to remake all the previous Wogglemovies with the new voice actor when it seems she can't even afford to pay him properly and could lose him fairly easily, her doing a 180 on Patrick is also still something of a mystery, everything seemed fine with him when he was alive. One of the things that keeps me glued to this thread is the repeated horrible business and marketing decisions Cynthia makes, never learning anything, just belligerently Woggling on.

I think it's because she intends to make more movies and her autism demands that the Wogglebug have the same voice actor in every movie.

 

[DickMain]

I think it's because she intends to make more movies and her autism demands that the Wogglebug have the same voice actor in every movie.

And you just don't see artistic integrity like that these days. A lesser artist would have sold the roles to woke directors.

 

[AnOminous]

And you just don't see artistic integrity like that these days. A lesser artist would have sold the roles to woke directors.

I guess I'm never getting my genuine classic movie, Tetsuo: the Woggleman, with the Wogglebug raping people to death with a gigantic drill penis.

 

[DickMain]

I guess I'm never getting my genuine classic movie, Tetsuo: the Woggleman, with the Wogglebug raping people to death with a gigantic drill penis.

Fuck you I snorted my tea.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I guess I'm never getting my genuine classic movie, Tetsuo: the Woggleman, with the Wogglebug raping people to death with a gigantic drill penis.

It would actually be.....maybe not EASY but very possible to do in the original black and white Tetsuo: The Iron Man style with sfx overlaid on top of video of bedbugs doing traumatic insemination, where the male just pics a spot on the females body, drills it's barbed penis into the wound and nuts in it mixing it's semen with the hemolymph.

It's pretty horrific on its own. Overlaid with (more) body horror in a cyber-woggie style and you have a horror movie good enough to launch your own woggle-franchise. If only I had the slightest idea of how to use After Effects or anything video making related for that matter. Anyone who does, go for it!

 

[Starbuxxx]

I'm still not understanding why she's on this autistic crusade to remake all the previous Wogglemovies with the new voice actor when it seems she can't even afford to pay him properly and could lose him fairly easily, her doing a 180 on Patrick is also still something of a mystery, everything seemed fine with him when he was alive. One of the things that keeps me glued to this thread is the repeated horrible business and marketing decisions Cynthia makes, never learning anything, just belligerently Woggling on.

I've heard rumors that it's not really about the Wogglevoice - the real problem is that ever since Peter Dinklage gave that famous interview saying downsy elf Christeph is a harmful stereotype, Cynthia is desperately overhauling the character.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

It would actually be.....maybe not EASY but very possible to do in the original black and white Tetsuo: The Iron Man style with sfx overlaid on top of video of bedbugs doing traumatic insemination, where the male just pics a spot on the females body, drills it's barbed penis into the wound and nuts in it mixing it's semen with the hemolymph.

It's pretty horrific on its own. Overlaid with (more) body horror in a cyber-woggie style and you have a horror movie good enough to launch your own woggle-franchise. If only I had the slightest idea of how to use After Effects or anything video making related for that matter. Anyone who does, go for it!

None of these words are in the woggle bible.

 

[NerdShamer]

and her autism demands that the Wogglebug have the same voice actor in every movie.

Well, Spongebob had forcibly retired those two superheroes solely because their VAs had passed away. So her logic isn't completely random.