Bad Tattoos - No regerts

[Charlie Delicious]

 

[Chromeo]

see, I read this and thought "oh the dog park thing is so you have something interesting to watch while you're getting tattooed," but then I read the rest of the comments in the thread and now I'm aware I'm the type of person to get into a windowless white van because they said there was candy.

 

[S.C Malthus]

see, I read this and thought "oh the dog park thing is so you have something interesting to watch while you're getting tattooed," but then I read the rest of the comments in the thread and now I'm aware I'm the type of person to get into a windowless white van because they said there was candy.

Don't be too hard on yourself. The white van might contain candy and molestation. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

 

[Edna Turnblad]

McDonalz iz the plaze...

Somke weed and mkae ti laegal.

 

[Same Shit Different Ass]

So going by the letters we have:

• America
• The...world?
• LGBT shit
• Commie shit
• Ukraine
• That dumb womb tattoo every MTF gets.

I Can only assume they feel very clever that they figured out S for Slava Ukraini and T for Trans.

The ameRican flag makes sense, cause I assume they are American. Pretty much everything else is understandable lefty approved things. But what's the globe, is it some sort of "citizen of the world" shit or was "Earth starts with E" the best they could manage?

EDIT: Honestly the pic is blurry enough that the E could actually be a pixelated alligator in overalls sitting on it's ass arms out

this makes sense to me because Americans are Retarded

 

[Edna Turnblad]

Tiffany has seen better days. Or whoever the hell this thing is supposed to be.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Tiffany has seen better days. Or whoever the hell this thing is supposed to be.

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I see zombie Tara Reid

 

[Edna Turnblad]

Pen truly is the source of all gains, man.

 

[NotYourAverageNigga]

View attachment 7185408Pen truly is the source of all gains, man.

Someone should edit that to say:
No pen n is

 

[Otterly]

Tiffany has seen better days. Or whoever the hell this thing is supposed to be.

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It looks like ET in drag.

 

[Edna Turnblad]

Is Quasibell posted yet? Truly a masterpiece.

 

[Inside your walls]

 

[Brenda Holiday]

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Goth fetishists are so cringe and they don't get called out enough for it

 

[Edna Turnblad]

Lesser known reggae artist, Bob Tardley has finally been honoured.

 

[Edna Turnblad]

Professor of U.G.L.Y university Herpes Shitstain has published that his team have solved the mystery behind Mishael Jackoon pictured here on skin. He was a cousin of Quasimodo and often wore a garden glove in his hand which was missing all the other fingers besides the thumb. Professor Shitstain and his team also found out that Jackoon was way better bell ringer than Quasimodo.

Hundreds of years later it is rumored that king of pop Michael Jackson was related to Jackoon. That professor Shitstain denies as firmly as always.

 

[Melony C]

I know it's old but I just remembered this

 

[!Felid_Transmuter666!?]

Spoiler: Horrible idea

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Spoiler: Horrible idea

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Her girlfriend:

 

[Chromeo]

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I've seen the exact picture this tattoo is referenced from!! I don't know what's funnier; blending all his fingers into one wad to avoid drawing the hand/glove detail, or the fact they just "Filled in" where his head cuts off and didn't go high enough, so he looks like he has encephalitis.