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I agree but I truly believe that the concept is far beyond Phil’s limited comprehension.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Grander Fucktard
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Ohy that's just the explanation from the outside, it's like explaining a mall ninja - the mall ninja doesn't actually comprehend "I'm an acne faced dateless teen looking for a power totem" ...if they understood that, they wouldn'tbuy into it
Phil only knows it as far as "normies dont like it" (but TBH that's Portland Satanism in general)
if someone were to actually explain
"Satan, as embodied by Lucifer, the bringer of light. - was an angel and as such not only involved in the authoritarian system of monotheism but specifically tasked with shedding light, and therefore knowledge and examination on said system. In doing so, the injustice of God became apparent and Lucifer attempted to supplant the unjust system with a more egalitarian one wherein both angel and human were not abused by a totalitarian (ie omnipotent) single ruler. Being unsuccessful, Lucifer was subject to infinite punishment, damnation- demonstrating the cruelty of that God and the ultimate futility of loving a God such as that. From that we either worship as a counter-deity or use as philosophical symbol and model Satan a supreme protestation even in the face of a cruel omnipotence"
phil and the Portland Pals hear "we get to wear black in the middle of summer"
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Phil just shared this.
It looks like he filed this on Monday.
UPDATE: Meet Raindrop Works.
HEATHER-LYNNE BRIGHID VAN WILDE
DOB: 05/03/1981
15850 NE GLISAN ST APT 16 PORTLAND, OR 97230
He rides a Scooty puff and was awarded $26k after the police threw his walker at a riot during the summer of love.
It looks like he filed this on Monday.
UPDATE: Meet Raindrop Works.
HEATHER-LYNNE BRIGHID VAN WILDE
DOB: 05/03/1981
15850 NE GLISAN ST APT 16 PORTLAND, OR 97230
He rides a Scooty puff and was awarded $26k after the police threw his walker at a riot during the summer of love.
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Phil would likely get stuck in the door of the plane, squealing piteously as they attempt to crowbar him out, the smell of freshly-voided feces making the cabin unbearable.
What “evidence?” That he’s too retarded to be held criminally responsible? The entire thing was captured on camera.
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The troon posted the article.
Phil is making threats up out of thin air.
Drama Trauma
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Home invasion, home invasion, home invasion, home invasion, home invasion, home invasion, home invasion, home invasion, home invasion, home invasion, home invasion, home invasion and home invasion.
That's now 13! home invasions(14), feel threatened yet?
That's now 13! home invasions(14), feel threatened yet?
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Why? It's just Taters trying to spin obvious shitposting into something bigger. He's so desperate for validation he treats it like it's real.
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I will defend(bounce) myself(squeak).
Your house was invaded by a potato and it bested you Phil.
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Look at this fucking tard goblin! He looks like Peter Griffin had a retarded ass baby with Chris Farley. How can he honestly look into a mirror and think "Yep! I'm totes a girly-girl!"?
Defend himself with WHAT? His tranny bat? His shitty pot metal mall ninja knives? He couldn't defend himself from an inanimate object (a potato), let alone a grown man intent on doing grievous bodily harm to him.
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When has anyone made a threat to invade Phil’s home? We’ve joked about him posting about it, pondered as to where he thinks these ‘threats’ are, but ‘actionable threats’? “I’m eating cheese in your walls” is pretty obviously complete bullshit and not an ‘actionable threat’.
No-one cares about you, Phil.
in other news, I was watching Bad Manners videos last night and couldn’t help but think how sad it was that such fun and political protest has somehow morphed into…whatever Phil is. He’s like the anti Buster Bloodvessel, while claiming to be so alternative and edgy. i guess he’s just a retarded adult embarrassing himself roleplaying online, but still.
Notice how Phil’s ‘security’ is always being ‘beefed up’ but never de-escalated? Phil’s doing the equivalent of building a fort with cardboard boxes in the garden, and pretending his mum and the neighbours are all Nazis trying to invade his super stronghold. Yet this isn’t a kid but a middle-aged man. Tragic.
No-one cares about you, Phil.
in other news, I was watching Bad Manners videos last night and couldn’t help but think how sad it was that such fun and political protest has somehow morphed into…whatever Phil is. He’s like the anti Buster Bloodvessel, while claiming to be so alternative and edgy. i guess he’s just a retarded adult embarrassing himself roleplaying online, but still.
Notice how Phil’s ‘security’ is always being ‘beefed up’ but never de-escalated? Phil’s doing the equivalent of building a fort with cardboard boxes in the garden, and pretending his mum and the neighbours are all Nazis trying to invade his super stronghold. Yet this isn’t a kid but a middle-aged man. Tragic.
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I love how literally the only time he's ever displayed any kind of "proof" that we are supposedly planning a "home invasion", and it was literally a fucking joke post. Does he really believe anyone is taking him seriously? Does he even care if anyone takes him seriously, or is he just content pissing in the wind because the illusion gives him comfort?
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The saddest part is, anyone who reads his post can see that it’s an obvious joke about the fact that we’re not threatening him. It’s just as well no one reads Phil’s posts apart from us.
Anyway, here’s a surveillance photo of him:
Drama Trauma
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Wow, it was an obvious shit post, but sharing it to his "friends" only makes him look very stupid. At least we know his trigger word is: "home invasion".
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Let’s hope they come here to see the “threats” for themselves. If they do…
DID YOU KNOW?
Phil aka Aspen is not Latina but Italian-American.
He lied about getting GRS.
He formerly claimed to be Jewish, and subsequently attempted to shit on a Holocaust memorial, making him a literal ZioNazi.
He has a history of lying about abuse, including a claim of rape by his father that was proven false.
He also has a history of beating women, including a former girlfriend and his disabled mother.
He had an account on Kiwi Farms under the name “Hispanic Hitlermobile.”
He has frequently expressed fantasies of being a cop.
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Honestly, this is such a good username. Like, so good that it feels too good to be Phil’s username, even though we know it’s him.
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Phil is Hispanic as Hitler was German.
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So scary. Taters is trying really hard to show what a big badass he is. Meanwhile in real life he lost a knife fight to an unarmed potato.
And the whole bit by @Drama Trauma? That's counting how many times he's claimed we've threatened a home invasion. It's not a threat. And trust me if we wanted to, we could probably make it happen. But again, Taters honestly believes he's important enough and such a dangerous individual that we'd do so.
Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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I hate to say it, but I kind of agree with Phil here.
Phil's been doing to ole black bloc, punch a white owma...I mean nazi, dressed in black thing for like 10 years...it's tres 1025
move on Phil - you've done the communist, the Joo, the bondage tard, tyou've even tried to combine things like wetback-athlo-dyke.
TIme to freshening things up
OK, black guys are scary for you and wouldn't put up with your shit, so the funky Dolezol is out
hey! how about pacific islander! you can play the girth off, you've got a fuckton of tatts, and I'm not sure if Portland would restrict you carrying a stick with shark teeth in it.
ooh you could even have an inker put an outrigger on your lesbian canoe tatt!
So get a freshact and then we'll make fun of you in fresh ways! win win!
I raped a dog 2day
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Maybe he’ll finally admit he has HIV and make that his new identity; Phil the potato with AIDS!
Then again, people with AIDS are super skinny and Phil is a fat boy. Still, it’s a more realistic leap than this gringo pretending to be Spanish.
Caporegime
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I don't even think bug-chasers would fuck Phil.