"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
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I hate to say it, but I kind of agree with Phil here.
Phil's been doing to ole black bloc, punch a white owma...I mean nazi, dressed in black thing for like 10 years...it's tres 1025

move on Phil - you've done the communist, the Joo, the bondage tard, tyou've even tried to combine things like wetback-athlo-dyke.
TIme to freshening things up
OK, black guys are scary for you and wouldn't put up with your shit, so the funky Dolezol is out
hey! how about pacific islander! you can play the girth off, you've got a fuckton of tatts, and I'm not sure if Portland would restrict you carrying a stick with shark teeth in it.

ooh you could even have an inker put an outrigger on your lesbian canoe tatt!


So get a freshact and then we'll make fun of you in fresh ways! win win!
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Isn’t vandalising Teslas and Tesla dealerships the fashionable resistance thing? I can understand why Antifa wouldn’t want him along for that, though. He’s so cowardly and fat.
 
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Caporegime said:
I don't even think bug-chasers would fuck Phil.
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Nobody would fuck Taters willingly. Even meth whores have standards.

Tragi-Chan said:
Isn’t vandalising Teslas and Tesla dealerships the fashionable resistance thing? I can understand why Antifa wouldn’t want him along for that, though. He’s so cowardly and fat.
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They'd use him as the sacrificial potato. Set the cars on fire, then kneecap him so he's there for the cops to take him to jail.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
I'd like to move the topic of conversations back to home invasion.
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Can we use the codename “Operation Phil is a Fat, White Retard who Shits Himself?” I just like the idea of Phil excitedly screencapping our posts, only to shart with disappointment at the realisation he can’t share them.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
I'd like to move the topic of conversations back to home invasion.
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I'm waiting on the hazmat gear but apparently the only stuff strong enough for Phil's sec8 apartment is the stuff the guys who cleaned three mile Island up in.

It's good to know Phil is falling for our home invasion plans. So when he goes out he will be tired lacking sleep. These pysops to kill him when he's going to get pizza and track him so we can murder all the antifa members at meetings is working well.

Yeah we're totally completely going to your house Phil keep looking out the windows. Don't sleep much.

Soon operation "killtifa" will be in motion and we can JDAM the whole PLA tranny group in one shot after Phil leads us to them.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
It looks like he filed this on Monday.
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It appears that the new motion that will be heard on the 8th has bumped the trial date that was set for April 24th.
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Bassomatic said:
operation "killtifa"
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I must be on the wrong board. I thought it was Op Killfati. Please advise on channel 616.

I raped a dog 2day said:
I’m thinking the best idea is an ammonia and bleach mixture.
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I suggest the initial approach of putting subject in a large barrel of gravel and rolling it around to knock off the worst bits, repeat with a barrel of sand to further abrade and then move to chemical pressure washing with wire brushes. We then need volunteers to remove his boots and clothing and assess next steps. Hazard pay is negotiable upon application. Anti emetics will be issued as standard.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
I must be on the wrong board. I thought it was Op Killfati. Please advise on channel 616.


I suggest the initial approach of putting subject in a large barrel of gravel and rolling it around to knock off the worst bits, repeat with a barrel of sand to further abrade and then move to chemical pressure washing with wire brushes. We then need volunteers to remove his boots and clothing and assess next steps. Hazard pay is negotiable upon application. Anti emetics will be issued as standard.
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I like the concept of rolling him in a barrel. Where is the highest hill around there?
 
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I raped a dog 2day said:
I’ve been putting together a kiwi hygiene team to scrub Phil and his apartment clean, we just can’t find any chemicals strong enough to clean Phil’s philth. I’m thinking the best idea is an ammonia and bleach mixture.
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If you really want to get that place, and Taters, clean you need to use Piranha solution. That's 3:1 sulfuric acid to 30% hydrogen peroxide. It can strip grease from anything but it has the unfortunate effect of also stripping flesh from bone.

Quite honestly it's evil incarnate. So perfect for him.

EDIT: Spelling.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil is Hispanic as Hitler was German.
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Hitler was far more German than Phil will ever be Latino. Hitler was born in Austria, which was once part of the German Empire, has solidly been within the Germanic sphere of influence for centuries, and most Austrians are ethnically Germanic. Hitler also served with the German Army during World War One and saw actual combat, something Phil has never done in any capacity. Phil is just a fat faggot loser who tells blatant lies.

Also, I heard that if you go into a dark bathroom and look into the mirror as you say "Home invasion!" three times, Phil will appear in the mirror next to your reflection to bounce and squeak until he shits his pants and disappears.
 
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Grander Fucktard said:
The whole zionazi thing is one of my favorite ADFisms
It's like saying SkinnyPhil
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Ironically being an Israeli Ultra Orthodox would provide his dream larping life. He gets to avoid all the national service stuff but still see all the cool uniforms and parades and stuff, he'd be sat miles from Gaza and the west bank and any actual danger but still get to larp more convincingly about how the other side wants to genocide him. While spending years reading and reinterpreting the Torah. Also the country has been on welfare it's entire existence.

One of their rabbis was even on the news the other day saying how the country should be grateful they aren't out there fighting because they're really protecting the country better than everyone by keeping Allah on side, like divine slacktivism
 
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I've spoken to cousin Moshe, a high ranking official in the IDF and after learning that a high up member of the Palestinian resistance is in Portland, has agreed to ship over an armoured IDF bulldozer. There will be no need for a home invasion lads, we're taking down the whole structure.

May Yahweh always bless Israel shalom
 
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