Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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OnlyFans is joining in on the war on Alex?

Also, I'm not sure about this, but did this whole thing start with my thread with MC SHART or was he always like this?
Your MC Shart thread has barely anything to do with Alex's descent into retardation, he was like this for at least a couple years but got really retarded in 2022. OF is Onion Farms.
 
Your MC Shart thread has barely anything to do with Alex's descent into retardation, he was like this for at least a couple years but got really retarded in 2022. OF is Onion Farms.
So he was always like that, got it.

Seriously though it wouldn't surprise me if OnlyFans somehow got involved as well. Or maybe it is already and we don't really know how deep it goes.

And also if he won't take honest, well-meaning advice, then there's not really anything one can do for him, or that he can do for himself.

I may be referencing BlackBuster a little bit, but honestly, he isn't necessarily incorrect. PaulAndAmy is a good example of what not to do in his situation.

If you find yourself neck deep in your sexual fantasies online, all the fuckin' time, that's a glaring sign that something needs to change and change fast.
 
Can Alex come back so he can at least unfollow everyone? He follows me and I say enough retarded shit on my own that I don’t need that as an extra hit bellow the belt.
His location should have his current location edited in and blocked from editing anything
 
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Oh my God Alex, I'm so scared! Please, call off your friends! I even drew a nice peace offering for you all. Just lay off on me, okay?
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Seriously though it wouldn't surprise me if OnlyFans somehow got involved as well. Or maybe it is already and we don't really know how deep it goes.
OF women aren't limbless, prepubescent girls so I assume he's not into OF.
 
Can Alex come back so he can at least unfollow everyone? He follows me and I say enough retarded shit on my own that I don’t need that as an extra hit bellow the belt.
You know that martial art training that involves kicks below the belt? This is internet autismfu, you'll get used to temporary sting and eventually grow stronger. You'll be immune to low brow autism, on the other hand you lose ability get aroused by autists and gooning groups will hate you.
 
Hmm... @Axiom.


Title: I am being bullied into psychosis, Help!

Description: I regret my malicious mistakes but I don't deserve to be bullied by those who manipulated me after I call them out.
00:00:01 I seriously need you guys' help okay I am being relentlessly attacked by my haters kiwi farms and a bunch of other [ __ ] on the internet I'm going into psychosis because there's a bunch of people trying to get my friends to turn against me over false lies they've been telling me how much I needed to die and a bunch of other things drawing me get getting mutilated raped and tortured and dismembered and violently attacked these people are so [ __ ] unhinged they're driving me into psychosis especially this one YouTuber known as

00:00:39 pickle Rick who's been trying to get mile the cat to turn against me I tried telling YouTube about it and they ain't doing anything right now apparently I warned him to back off me that copyright strike I gave him was my warning to back off me but no he still continues to harass me and yeah he seems to re load Mr conman's videos or it might be Mr conman himself who is also known for harassing other people like theological Reaper that kid duckass and doodle tones like you haters have been warned

00:01:14 you need to lay off me you need to leave me alone I am not to be [ __ ] with this is why I'm cheering on ofcom to shut down kiwi Farms it will shut down for being being a cyber bullying life ruination and stalking website the internet is doing very little to help me instead want to join in on hating me because they have no lives themselves because their brain has been fried from all that social media use I remember calling out Ken soless back win for scamming me but they were going defending Ken soless back win why

00:01:54 is it because I'm autistic is it because I have autism do not play the game kick the autist playing the game kick the autist should be a federal offense autistic people need protection The Bullying against autistic people need to stop autistic people tend to be more impressionable so these trolls come in okay you remember what happened to Chris Chan right and then people get a hold of them and get them to do weird things or try to just drive them extreme psychosis they're usually not as equipped on handling things as compared

00:02:36 to other people and then people ask me what about Dan soel or O3 be good yes I understand they have problems like Chris Chan and it's not me trying to be rude to them but that's no excuse to troll them like seriously think to yourself what did you achieve by trolling them and playing the game kick the artist you didn't achieve anything in fact you put them even in a more severe case of psychosis because of it king cobra JFS Cyrax noin toosi same thing I'm sick and tired of this L cow culture and I and I

00:03:13 admit I used to be one of those malicious people that joined in on the fun of this [ __ ] did it do me any good [ __ ] no it did not so this made me feel shallow and empty and I I get that it might be karma for that to happen but I don't deserve to be driven into yosis here I mean yes I hate Cyrax but still yeah I know he's a horrible person but engaging with trolling him and don't give me that excuse that you're trying to be the internet vigilante this doesn't work we all know you abused your power so enough with this [ __ ] I

00:03:51 seriously need help out of this situation people have been relentlessly attacking me and this needs to stop


Title: World War III - The War on Fascism, The Kremlin and Kiwi Farms

Description: Antifascists will win and Fascism will be destroyed.

Music belongs to the wonderful people at Two Steps from Hell who unfortunately dissolved sadly.

Axiom. video is below.


Title: A plea to Axiom.

Description: KiwiFarms will continue dragging people down because it's a black hole of hatred. Get out of while you still can.
00:00:01 all right um this video is about Axiom a Kiwi Farms user that has joined in on harassing me now as it turns out it appears that Axiom may be hell out at some point considering my other enemy Bearhammer has been lambasting Axiom another enemy of mine so yeah Axiom I got a question to ask you you know the farms ain't good for your soul kiwi Farms is not good for anyone's soul so I suggest you do the right thing join my side against Kiwi Farms and maybe maybe I'll forgive you because that betrayal really

00:00:49 hurts i used to like you and you used to like me i wanted to be friends with you but no you've made dumb decisions before and the hate comments you write on my Deviant Art page really did not help either so I suggest you do what I did to Kiwi Farms betray them it's not good for your sanity it's not good for anyone's sanity whatsoever just admit it okay admit it kiwi Farms isn't good for you it's not good for nobody if you keep using Kiwi Farms people are going to continue to be mean to you like

00:01:28 they're they're being mean to me people on Kiwi Farms so why not you become my friend and we can probably take down Kiwi Farms together that's what I'm hoping kiwi Farms is a cancer on society kiwi Farms must be shut down they're not going to be fair to you they were never fair to me they're just horrible losers who lambast anyone who they find a single thing they don't like about them so Axiom why don't you be better than this why not you be on my side and together we can put an end to this onslaught of cyber

00:02:15 bullying the more you wait for this the worse it's going to get the farms have lied about me and they're going to lie about you kiwi Farms is a terrible terrible hole of a website it is the absolute worst website on the planet so please Axiom do not let them drag you down rage against the Pandora's box of hatred


Title: KiwiFarms Banned Worldwide

Description: It is now illegal the access the website. Trying to go onto the website will result in a life sentence.
00:00:01 i finally did it I banned Kiwi Farms worldwide That means Kiwi Farms is banned worldwide and is inaccessible So nobody's allowed to go on Kiwi Farms ever again especially since they've been mean to me Well guess what okay people are going to say "Oh but it's still up I get to access it." No you don't Because if you do access it you're going to get arrested because it's illegal to access the website I ban Kiwi Farms Worldwide for a reason Because it's a dangerous far right website That means it is

00:00:47 illegal Now I've banned many games before in my past and I banned many websites before in my past I used to ban YouTube back in the day I used to ban games such as Minecraft Undertale and Five Nights at Freddy's I even destroyed the sun at one point in my life So yeah you don't want to [ __ ] with me okay i am the best person that there is I am God okay i am the best person I am your father And when I tell you don't go on kiwi farms you hear my words Don't go on kiwi farms When I tell you to respect me

00:01:23 you hear my words you respect me I am influenced by the greatest minds such as DM the hacker who unfortunately passed away So yeah I've banned YouTube Onion Farms and now Kiwi Farms and going after 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica next Oh and complaining about the website shutdown on Reddit is illegal By the way we ban everything that aligns itself with hate speech because hate speech is illegal It's illegal to say hate speech because it is You could go to jail for that All right Every country in the world should adopt laws against

00:02:06 hate speech such as the ones in Canada United Kingdom and Germany and make sure fascism will never come into a resurgence ever again So yeah admit I am the best person in the whole entire [ __ ] world So yeah you can't have your kiwi farms back It's never coming back because it is banned worldwide It is completely banned worldwide And that includes the entire universe So you can't go on the moon to access Kiwi farms either You can't go to Alpha Centauri and access Kiwi Farms there either It's banned for the entire

00:02:46 universe And you can't access it from outside the universe too It's banned everywhere and everywhere and everywhere and everywhere So yeah fascism will lose We banned fascism for a reason We know the horrible effects of fascism and we don't want another one of it again And I want you to make I want I want to make this clear We want to make this clear Don't bring back fascism That's what we're trying to do is to stop them from bringing back fascism That's why we banned it because we don't want it here It's a

00:03:26 disgusting disgraceful political ideology
 
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