Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

PC is the last bastion of good gaming at this point, I hereby apologize to for ever coming across as ballwashing Nintendo here.

It's starting to look that way. Technically they said more will be announced before Switch launches, but I'm not expecting anything big at this point.

Salt in the wound is GC being Switch 2 exclusive, we didn't even get DS for both, which is what should've been announced too. They're dropping Switch 1 like a fucking rock, very much not what I expected based on their usual track record. And even still, no Melee in sight. What the fuck... Part of me is hoping for a remaster or collection but I bet they're simply not rereleasing those games at all.

Also that wheelchair basketball game probably had its concept chosen by some woke PR team cause they could've had a bunch more interesting concept but nope, its "dull disability rep game" to me.

I was in disbelief at how stupid it looked, I couldn't wrap my head around it for a moment. I guess it's the best way for Nintendo to get that DEI money without ruining their existing franchises, and blowing cripples is at least better than a tranny nigger faggot feminist game.

How buck broken do you have to be to see it as disability propaganda?

You're just being a contrarian again, you know what you saw dude. It's like when Intergalactic was revealed and people were gaslighting/coping about it not being woke.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

I hope that the £80 games don't look cheap after GTA6 launches.
Gaming really has gone to shit.

 

[Deus Exica]

Interesting how BoTW and ToTK isn't on that list. Those greedy jap niggers.

Seriously!? Lmao, definitely going to be getting 80$ remasters of these two shitty games as an excuse to not release a new mainline entry for another 12 years.

I hope that the £80 games don't look cheap after GTA6 launches.
Gaming really has gone to shit.

Publishers are begging Rockstar to pump 100 dollars baseline for GTA 6 so we are fucked. I simply will not buy new games if that is the future going forward, I already barely do.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Welp, looks like i be sticking to PC. I know my Nintendo friend will buy this however so its cool.

 

[NerdShamer]

Ok, there's hardly anything that's worth buying at launch, at this point. DK is something that might get stale and everything else is just ports & shovelware.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Ok, there's hardly anything that's worth buying at launch, at this point. DK is something that might get stale and everything else is just ports & shovelware.

I can't believe that they even managed to put shovelware in this of all places.

 

[Calandrino]

These look more like architectural issues than actual performance bugs. Like, only the first Mega Man Legacy Collection is on that list.

The real reason is because those cowards didn't want people to shorten it to SS.

Am I the only one who just saw it as "Rocket League but basketball and it uses the new system gimmick in a tank controls sort of way"? How buck broken do you have to be to see it as disability propaganda?

"Nintendo " is truly an historical missed opportunity.

Nobody would be spazzing about the basketball game if they'd just made Tank Basketball with robots that shoot basketballs. I've got no object to paraplegic representation anyway.

 

[Deus Exica]

Ok, there's hardly anything that's worth buying at launch, at this point. DK is something that might get stale and everything else is just ports & shovelware.

No Mario or Zelda is fucking insane. I seriously think they want to drop these franchises and turn them into shovelware factories for B list spinoffs in perpetuity for the rest of time.

 

[starborn427614]

First 3D Donkey Kong? Was DK64 nothing to you?

Multiple 100% runs have eroded the parts of my brain that cover memory. Disregard previous statement, acquire golden bananas.

 

[Banana Hammock]

A $450 console and $90 games? Lol, fuck you. Guess I'm going back to sailing the seven seas.

 

[NerdShamer]

No Mario or Zelda is fucking insane.

At this point, I think that they're just fucking with their userbase

 

[Weltraumfürst]

Hang on, just to make sure I get this straight, they expect me to pay 90 bucks for a game card that doesn't even have the game on it?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It does say a lot that the Nintendo Switch 2 is looking like the iPhone 15 of modern day gaming. Meanwhile, I just realized that they will do this to GTA VI of the rumors are true. Having games cost between $80 to $100 only for real consumers to actually buy it for the aesthetic and not the game itself will follow a trend that will make “gamers” look and sound like tourists.

I need to see if there’s any Switch emulators that work properly for the PC.

 

[Deus Exica]

At this point, I think that they're just fucking with their userbase

With the price change and the slop spinoffs I think Nintendo is seeing how much they can get away with. Why do any real work when you can just shit out an Echoes of Wisdom or Hyrule Warriors spinoff every five years and sell it for 100 bucks a pop (plus tip).

Hang on, just to make sure I get this straight, they expect me to pay 90 bucks for a game card that doesn't even have the game on it?

But you can share it, goy!

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Hang on, just to make sure I get this straight, they expect me to pay 90 bucks for a game card that doesn't even have the game on it?

Yes and you will kiss Marios hairy butt too, and like it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I can't believe that they even managed to put shovelware in this of all places.

It was kind of unbelievable. I'm still blown away Mario wasn't announced.

No Mario or Zelda is fucking insane. I seriously think they want to drop these franchises and turn them into shovelware factories for B list spinoffs in perpetuity for the rest of time.

Zelda is sort of understandable, but Mario? For God's sake, at least 3D All-Stars 2 could've had 64 DS, Galaxy 2, and 3D Land. Would've been something.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Interesting how BoTW and ToTK isn't on that list. Those greedy jap niggers.

Looks like you can buy the upgrades at a discount if you already own the game, and get it for free if you got switch online expansion pass.

I imagine they will play without the upgrades.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Yes and you will kiss Marios hairy butt too, and like it.

You sound like you actually masturbate to cuck porn.

 

[NerdShamer]

With the price change and the slop spinoffs I think Nintendo is seeing how much they can get away with. Why do any real work when you can just shit out an Echoes of Wisdom or Hyrule Warriors spinoff every five years and sell it for 100 bucks a pop (plus tip).

And see how far you can get by sticking with the DK redesign and the open world racing experiment.

But on the other hand, at least it can run the FF 7 remake, like I predicted.

 

[starborn427614]

Looks like you can buy the upgrades at a discount if you already own the game, and get it for free if you got switch online expansion pass.

I imagine they will play without the upgrades.

Prime 4 and TOTK are covered in the Expansion Pass price, I believe.