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EVEN PLEBBIT IS REVOLTING OVER THE PRICES
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NINTENDO, YOU DONE FUCKED UP
 
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starborn427614 said:
Nice to see a sequel to Age of Calamity, I liked that a lot. Decent presentation overall.
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Oh boy, another no dungeons 3D Zelda with twink Link and a lore-confused Zelda universe. Really eating good boys... pass. Especially at these prices I'm seeing.

Are people finally getting the hint that fiat debt and the rot/debasement they fester are coming home to roost in a big way? 2008 was almost the collapse, and they kicked the can. 2020 was when all the insiders and smart money got out, the final "printer-go-brrrrrrrr" to make some monopolies more shekels. And this year is when companies like Nintendo decide to put on their crash helmets and play the next 5 years SAFE AS FUCK. The Switch 2 itself as a concept is Nintendo playing it safe as fuck. They're looking to branch out into other hollyjew-tier media avenues and keep what they can from the Switch's success. This era of Ninty is gonna be all about Safety and Money-grubbing to get as much as they can, because the economic death is coming for all globalized nations.

Prime 4 will, of course, be multi-platform, as that is SOP for Nintendo since the late 2000s when they have to recoup costs on better selling consoles. As for me, I say god bless the emulators, and god damn all those who try to take them down.
 
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A few more bits of information:
  • Several Switch 1 games will get free performance/GameShare updates, including: ARMS, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, Super Mario Odyssey, Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury, Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics, Zelda: Link’s Awakening (thank you), Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, Game Builder Garage, New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, and Big Brain Academy: Brain vs. Brain.
  • The home menu looks the same as Switch 1 but somehow even more minimalist/soulless.
  • The eShop looks basically the same except it actually runs well.
  • Nintendo did consider calling it the "Super Switch" but didn't because... the SNES couldn't play NES games :stress:
  • According to the backwards compatibility list: Every first-party game will run perfectly, though certain games will require Switch 1 joycons (as expected for stuff like 1-2 Switch) and one of the Labo games is unplayable because the system physically won't fit inside the Toy-Con. Other than that, 1-2% of third-party games are currently known to have issues. Mostly shovelware, but there are some noteworthy games there like Pizza Tower, DOOM Eternal, and a few of the Arcade Archives. ~80% are still in testing but don't have any known issues yet.
 
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Two Dollars said:
A few more bits of information:
  • Several Switch 1 games will get free performance/GameShare updates, including: ARMS, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, Super Mario Odyssey, Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury, Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics, Zelda: Link’s Awakening (thank you), Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, Game Builder Garage, New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, and Big Brain Academy: Brain vs. Brain.
  • The home menu looks the same as Switch 1 but somehow even more minimalist/soulless.
  • The eShop looks basically the same except it actually runs well.
  • Nintendo did consider calling it the "Super Switch" but didn't because... the SNES couldn't play NES games :stress:
  • According to the backwards compatibility list: Every first-party game will run perfectly, though certain games will require Switch 1 joycons (as expected for stuff like 1-2 Switch) and one of the Labo games is unplayable because the system physically won't fit inside the Toy-Con. Other than that, 1-2% of third-party games are currently known to have issues. Mostly shovelware, but there are some noteworthy games there like Pizza Tower, DOOM Eternal, and a few of the Arcade Archives. ~80% are still in testing but don't have any known issues yet.
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Interesting how BoTW and ToTK isn't on that list. Those greedy jap niggers.
 
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Belvedere said:
The pricing is nuts, this is worse that I thought. They not only went beyond the $400 barrier, it is $500 before tax to have the privileged to play the new Mario Kart at launch.

Want to take advantage of the power of the Switch 2 to enhance your Switch 1 games? Pony up pay pig, and $80 fucking dollars for stand alone Mario Kart World. Motherfuckers!

Europoors are going be the ones screwed the worst, I've read reports of €470 just for the base unit, $510 for the MKW bundle and the games are going to be more expensive too.

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256 GB of storage and no OLED just so they can double dip with a hardware refresh at a later date.

You even have to pay for the Switch 2 tech demo ( Even Valve had the sense to give away Aperture Desk Job for free to showcase the Deck's tech features)

The greed and arrogance of this company, holy shit.
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Lmaooo we Eurofags almost pay $100 per game.
So do I want a XBOX 360 + like 10 games slightly used or ONE (1) Nintendone Bing Bing Wahoo Cuckold Simulator???
 
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Sega Nintendo Direct was abysmal, no new Mario is literally Sega-tier suicidality. The only notable NINTENDO games were Mario Kart and Donkey Kong (which looks meh, and has that trash redesign/reversion).

Oh, can't forget the fucking DEI crippled wheelchair game, DRAGxDRIVE!!

All 3rd party support was ports except that Fromsoft shit. This releases early June with that dogshit library? :stress:
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
Sega Nintendo Direct was abysmal, no new Mario is literally Sega-tier suicidality. The only notable NINTENDO games were Mario Kart and Donkey Kong (which looks meh, and has that trash redesign/reversion).

Oh, can't forget the fucking DEI crippled wheelchair game, DRAGxDRIVE!!

All 3rd party support was ports except that Fromsoft shit. This releases early June with that dogshit library? :stress:
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PC is the last bastion of good gaming at this point, I hereby apologize to for ever coming across as ballwashing Nintendo here.
 
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Two Dollars said:
Nintendo did consider calling it the "Super Switch" but didn't because... the SNES couldn't play NES games :stress:
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Sounds like bullshit PR talk from what their real reason would be I assume: a lineage of Switch consoles a la the Playstation, considering that they'd adopted quite a lot from them as of late.
Also that wheelchair basketball game probably had its concept chosen by some woke PR team cause they could've had a bunch more interesting concept but nope, its "dull disability rep game" to me.
 
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Vyse Inglebard said:
HOW?! HOW DO THOSE TWO GAMES IN PARTICULAR HAVE ISSUES?! 4K 60FPS, REMEMBER?!
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These look more like architectural issues than actual performance bugs. Like, only the first Mega Man Legacy Collection is on that list.
Danann said:
Sounds like bullshit PR talk from what their real reason would be I assume: a lineage of Switch consoles a la the Playstation, considering that they'd adopted quite a lot from them as of late.
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The real reason is because those cowards didn't want people to shorten it to SS.
Danann said:
Also that wheelchair basketball game probably had its concept chosen by some woke PR team cause they could've had a bunch more interesting concept but nope, its "dull disability rep game" to me.
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Am I the only one who just saw it as "Rocket League but basketball and it uses the new system gimmick in a tank controls sort of way"? How buck broken do you have to be to see it as disability propaganda?
 
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Two Dollars said:
These look more like architectural issues than actual performance bugs. Like, only the first Mega Man Legacy Collection is on that list.

The real reason is because those cowards didn't want people to shorten it to SS.

Am I the only one who just saw it as "Rocket League but basketball and it uses the new system gimmick in a tank controls sort of way"? How buck broken do you have to be to see it as disability propaganda?
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How buck broken do you have to be to keep defending this shit?
 
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$80 baseline price for new titles.

This is why people pirate your shit Nintendo, this is fucking why it will only ramp up no matter how hard you push back.

Sungrand Studios being a mush mouth about the camera work in games while saying little else and coming across as a shill, unsure what else to take away from his input.
 
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