Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[Weltraumfürst]

Yes and you will kiss Marios hairy butt too, and like it.

Nah, I think I'll skip this one, chief.

At best I'm gonna do what I did with the Switch and check in five years down the line and get it for cheap if I consider it worth it. Which will mostly depend on the next mainline Zelda game, if they're doing another Breath of the Wild they can keep their shitty, overpriced console.

I wonder whether they overstepped this time. Then again, nintentards will buy just about anything.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Prime 4 and TOTK are covered in the Expansion Pass price, I believe.

I'm surprised they haven't hiked the price for that too, we didn't even get DS or Dreamcast games like what many thought.

 

[Pieberry]

Hang on, just to make sure I get this straight, they expect me to pay 90 bucks for a game card that doesn't even have the game on it?

We already got two of these things. Bravely Default is an 11GB download and Street Fighter is 50GB. Bravely Default easily fits in a cart.

 

[Two Dollars]

I see the tourists are coming in now, all that’s missing is a feature from Null.

Nobody would be spazzing about the basketball game if they'd just made Tank Basketball with robots that shoot basketballs. I've got no object to paraplegic representation anyway.

Isn’t that exactly what it is? Robot basketball?

 

[The Last Stand]

A $450 console and $90 games? Lol, fuck you. Guess I'm going back to sailing the seven seas.

Nintendo was supposed to be the chosen one! They were supposed to stop the forces, not JOIN THEM!

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Nintendo was supposed to be the chosen one! They were supposed to stop the forces, not JOIN THEM!

We really are entering the dark times, aren't we? I mean we are already in bad times but this just makes things even worse.

 

[starborn427614]

Sonic X Shadow Generations is coming to Switch 2. Not sure why this wasn't shown in the presentation sizzle reel, but there you go.

 

[Incecticyder]

I think we should aim for a 3DS situation. Lesser initial sales to hurt them in the stocks and force them to drop prices. Stay your wallet for a year at least and complain in the forums. They will listen like they did with the 3DS.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

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Sonic X Shadow Generations is coming to Switch 2. Not sure why this wasn't shown in the presentation sizzle reel, but there you go.

Already on PC and all other platforms, suck it Kiketendo.

 

[Giant Troonade]

Literally the only game Im interested in was Kirby Air Riders. The OG Kirby Air Ride is sovl and im glad Sakurai gets to make another one instead of getting locked in the dungeon making Trash Bros for all eternity. Everything else was varying degrees of mid or egregious, the new Mario Kart looks interesting but not for 80 fucking dollars, and DK's new design is completely retarded. And don't even get me started on Rocket League: Cripple edition, what the actual fuck.

 

[Banana Hammock]

Isn’t that exactly what it is? Robot basketball?

It's crippleball.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

It's crippleball.

DEIball

 

[Deus Exica]

Stay your wallet for a year at least and complain in the forums

It's not like there's anything worth buying anyway lmao. Not like this will work with Nintendo fans though. Shiggy could shit in a box and sell it for 100 bucks and they'd line up with their mouths open.

 

[PB & Banana Sandwich]

We already got two of these things. Bravely Default is an 11GB download and Street Fighter is 50GB. Bravely Default easily fits in a cart.

Any game that has this label on it is a non-buy for me.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Feels like they put more hype and effort into their stupid Alarm clock thing. That's what Nintendo's really excited about. Pretty much everyone on social media etc is saying they're going to wait a year or two to purchase it (rainbows, but still, not the reaction they must have hoped for.) Especially at that price.

I think they should have waited until they had bigger games and more firmer release dates for what they did show like the Kirby game (people said they were hyped for it but don't care to buy switch 2 until they know a release date for it.) But line must go up asap etc etc.

 

[Mr Processor]

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MovieBob is probably too poor these days for Switch 2 and it's games. Poor fellow, expect to see him with a cardboard sign begging for Switch 2 merch.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Feels like they put more hype and effort into their stupid Alarm clock thing. That's what Nintendo's really excited about. Pretty much everyone on social media etc is saying they're going to wait a year or two to purchase it (rainbows, but still, not the reaction they must have hoped for.)

They better fucking pull a 3DS and lower the damn prices if they want those peoples to change their minds.

 

[Betonhaus]

Oh fuck there was a direct today. I guess I need to watch that and assume everything was already discussed in the past 14 pages

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Oh fuck there was a direct today. I guess I need to watch that and assume everything was already discussed in the past 14 pages

Don't even bother, its completely overpriced anyway and the hype has been destroyed.

 

[Metamorpho]

I think we should aim for a 3DS situation. Lesser initial sales to hurt them in the stocks and force them to drop prices. Stay your wallet for a year at least and complain in the forums. They will listen like they did with the 3DS.

God I hope you're right.