Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

Paid console tutorial "game" :politisperg:
That's ONE thing that Sony did right. Correct me if I'm wrong, but their tech demo, Astro Bot, came with their PS4/PS5s. Now Nintendo is doing the same thing, but asking people to pay for a glorified tech demo. Of course, they tried that with 1+2 Switch too.
 
So, here's the sorry state of gaming in 2025:

PCs which cost in excess of $2000 for a single part, which is never coming down in price ever thanks to crypto, and you're gonna need every drop of extra power it provides to brute force a viable framerate out of the slop that visually looks worse than games that came out a decade ago thanks to the absolute CRISIS of optimization that's been caused by DLSS and FSR.

Two boxes which are just gimped low-midrange pcs with slightly better optimization that use your tv as a monitor, one put out by a dying branch of a company that wants nothing to do with it that exists as a platform to sell a subscription service long past its glory days, and another with no exclusives outside of troon pandering walking simulators made and written by people with a 3rd grade grasp of the english language who couldn't get a contract from netflix when they were handing them out like candy, and are deeply ashamed to be working in video games.

And the one company that's still putting out a decent cadence of actual good video game releases, and BOY, are they gonna squeeze out every drop of blood from this stone that they can.

Is Nintendo the most Hebrew gaming company of all time?
The sad thing is, they're not even in the top 10, and that's AFTER excluding any company affiliated with gacha.
 
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Hmm, I still have barely touched my Switch 1 and 3DS so I'll wait and see if its worth purchasing in a couple years. Nice to see the Tomodachi Life 2 announcements though, that game and Miitopia were blasts.

Speaking of waiting, big ups to the DR fans on /v/ and Silksong fans, you can shut up now, its coming.
 
Nintendo has been just another corporation since at least 2018 if not earlier. $80 games can not be allowed to become a thing. Especially for Mario Kart 9 (sorry, 'World') a game that honestly doesn't really need to be made at all, and genericises the series because, like every other property of theirs recently, it has to have open world elements.
Sure there is some games that might not be complete slop or generic but honestly I see absolutely no reason to buy this console unless you're completely and utterly brainrotted by Nintendium. If you desperately need to lug around a giant gaming portable in your life there's always the Steam Deck, which is cheaper and gives you access to 20+ years of PC titles and even more with emulation.

Switch 2 needs to crash and burn, end of story.
 
Nintendo has been just another corporation since at least 2018 if not earlier. $80 games can not be allowed to become a thing. Especially for Mario Kart 9 (sorry, 'World') a game that honestly doesn't really need to be made at all, and genericises the series because, like every other property of theirs recently, it has to have open world elements.
Sure there is some games that might not be complete slop or generic but honestly I see absolutely no reason to buy this console unless you're completely and utterly brainrotted by Nintendium. If you desperately need to lug around a giant gaming portable in your life there's always the Steam Deck, which is cheaper and gives you access to 20+ years of PC titles and even more with emulation.

Switch 2 needs to crash and burn, end of story.
I definitely think that this will suffer the fate of the PS3 and 3DS, its almost the exact same situation.
 
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Nintendo has been just another corporation since at least 2018 if not earlier. $80 games can not be allowed to become a thing. Especially for Mario Kart 9 (sorry, 'World') a game that honestly doesn't really need to be made at all, and genericises the series because, like every other property of theirs recently, it has to have open world elements.
Sure there is some games that might not be complete slop or generic but honestly I see absolutely no reason to buy this console unless you're completely and utterly brainrotted by Nintendium. If you desperately need to lug around a giant gaming portable in your life there's always the Steam Deck, which is cheaper and gives you access to 20+ years of PC titles and even more with emulation.

Switch 2 needs to crash and burn, end of story.
I'll push back on this, at least in part. Mario Kart looks absolutely phenomenal, and even excluding the open world elements, brings more new to the series than arguably any other entry aside from maybe double dash, if even that. That's what really makes this painful, when the ps5 pro costs $700 (plus $80 if you want a disc drive, another $30 if you want to stand it in the only orientation it fits on most tv cabinets) with the same shitass cpu that bottlenecks the base model, I can laugh at it, because am I really going to be missing out on "Dr Uckmann's Troon Simulator 7 Remake Part 1: Extra Pores and Pimples Edition"? Of course not. This, I'm actually mad about. I'd love to play the new Mario kart with my family, the new dk looks fantastic as well, and mouse-aiming prime 4 was my biggest wishlist item going into the direct, and was what I thought was my "ok, sure, I'll buy this within the launch year" condition, because I simply couldn't fathom them not only catching up to the shitty practices of the industry like $70 games, but even being the ones to push them forward.
 
You can make this argument about just buying video games in general. It’s literally a jangly key machine.
Not when it's obviously a method force people into buying something they probably don't want. Why not just patch the game to run at 60 and make the DLC optional? By bundling the 2 together you're forced to buy the DLC just for the performance. If that happened on PC there would be a review bomb of the game.
 
I'm tempted to buy one near launch and just keep it sealed on to it until someone hacks it.

Or I can get a steam deck.

PCs which cost in excess of $2000 for a single part, which is never coming down in price ever thanks to crypto, and you're gonna need every drop of extra power it provides to brute force a viable framerate out of the slop that visually looks worse than games that came out a decade ago thanks to the absolute CRISIS of optimization that's been caused by DLSS and FSR.
GPU prices are high because of AI. Not Crypto. nVidia got huge in the last few years and feel they can charge apple prices for their shit. And it'll mostly work. Since AMD is still trying to catch up with nVidia.

Shit is gonna get real bad if nVidia can convince everyone that frame-gen is the future and not actual frames.
 
This is PS2 to PS3.
I mean, it's almost exactly like the ds to 3ds transition. PS3 ruined sony primarily because they bet on blu ray overtaking dvd as fast as dvd overtook vhs, which never panned out (and also because they expected to sell a $3000-4000 Sony hdtv with every PS3, instead, they helped sell A LOT of $1200 Samsung hdtvs). Meanwhile:
>Massively successful handheld that sold over 150 million
>Significantly underpowered, but new system offers a respectable bump
>But the price of the new system is unacceptable
>New system also focusing pretty hard on tangentially-useful at best gimmicks (except mouse control, that shit is great)
>Big focus on 3rd party at launch, complete with a port of the most recent street fighter after the entire last mainline iteration skipped nintendo altogether
 
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