Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Counterpoint:
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it was to thaw the shrimp
i put them in the air fryer afterwards
stop assuming im insane when i just come up with really good shortcuts

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

excuse you but i am not trailer trash
ive never even lived in a trailer

If you don't take your medication your a Gnome....

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Come back and explain the shrimp. Or going off your medicine for no reason. Or literally anything besides that shit

i thought i had to ration my meds
i went back on them last night

 

[DickMain]

it was to thaw the shrimp
i put them in the air fryer afterwards
stop assuming im insane when i just come up with really good shortcuts

I called it. That said, that's retarded; you just defrost them with the fryer or a microwave.

 

[clara red bottoms]

stop assuming im insane

Earn it.

Cards on the table, if you had said you're thawing frozen shrimp with hot water you'd seem less insane

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

I called it. That said, that's retarded; you just defrost them with the fryer or a microwave.

no its not its genius

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

I called it. That said, that's retarded; you just defrost them with the fryer or a microwave.

Or in the sink inside a bowl with water.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

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Florida only has three weather conditions: hot and humid (we are here), crippling cold (30f-50f. Parasitic yanks will claim this is not cold), and Stormy (this is upcoming).

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Earn it.

Cards on the table, if you had said you're thawing frozen shrimp with hot water you'd seem less insane

sorry for saying USING THE BATHTUB TO MAKE SHRIMP instead of USING THE BATHTUB TO THAW SHRIMP or something

 

[clara red bottoms]

sorry for saying USING THE BATHTUB TO MAKE SHRIMP instead of USING THE BATHTUB TO THAW SHRIMP or something

I forgive you.

 

[DickMain]

no its not its genius

I'll give you like a 4/10 for innovation. Just heat up some water in a bowl next time and use that.

crippling cold (30f-50f

Weak. I stood out in the rain in 35 waiting for my tacos and fries at the food truck today.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I called it. That said, that's retarded; you just defrost them with the fryer or a microwave.

She can't do that. Her kitchen is very small, you see.

 

[DickMain]

She can't do that. Her kitchen is very small, you see.

It's a very compact microwave.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I'll give you like a 4/10 for innovation. Just heat up some water in a bowl next time and use that.

Weak. I stood out in the rain in 35 waiting for my tacos and fries at the food truck today.

Now that I think about it. It's not so much the temperature itself, but the wind that exacerbates the cold feeling. Anyway, thread tax:

@mitsuba :3 why didn't you use your kitchen sink to thaw the shrimp? You have a sink, right?

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Now that I think about it. It's not so much the temperature itself, but the wind that exacerbates the cold feeling. Anyway, thread tax:

@mitsuba :3 why didn't you use your kitchen sink to thaw the shrimp? You have a sink, right?

jt doesnt get hot enough

 

[clara red bottoms]

jt doesnt get hot enough

Just so you'll know, in the future, you only have the one hot water heater. That one unit regulates the temperature of all the hot water anywhere in the house. Unless your sink faucet is weird or broken, you'll have the same hot water as the tub.

 

[DickMain]

jt doesnt get hot enough

Next time your mom gives you some cash check out an InstantPot. You can get them pretty cheap, and they're perfect for things like that.

 

[Croak & Caw]

jt doesnt get hot enough

You playing minecraft or just wanted to refresh profile pic? Very important question btw.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

it was to thaw the shrimp
i put them in the air fryer afterwards
stop assuming im insane when i just come up with really good shortcuts

Next time... just use the kitchen sink. It does the same, functionally, without people assuming you're about to commit a major war crime against your house.

 

[Bothriolepis]

sorry for saying USING THE BATHTUB TO MAKE SHRIMP instead of USING THE BATHTUB TO THAW SHRIMP or something

So, how were the bathtub-thawed shrimp?