"Ok oy'm at the mall. Oy'm nervous Oy hate malls."
"Oy feel and look 8 months pregnant"
I mean... for 8 years tho?
She reallllly wants to make slaw fall in love with her so she's braving being gawked at in horror, in order to purchase the 18-yr-old-it-girl Too Faced lip plumper, just to make her cold sore lips a little more "out there"... so he, you know... can't help himself. (when he comes to visit her apt.... to pick up money, once a week.. and then lock himself in his room to watch grape pron and run one off by hand, since he's there)
"Shankshhhh baeeee!" (Insert lopsided toddler grin, freshly painted with the $30 garbage ...) you look the same as you always do cutie, lip "filler" gloss or not.
Should've gotten yourself some trough filler instead.
Lipstick on a pig is lipstick on a pig. U think he's gonna suddenly love you because it's a "mauve" shade??!




Eta: in the store, saleslady finds what cutie is looking for.
After every third word, cutie laughs nervously.
"That's all you have eh? Hahjaha"
"Oh no I'm on a strict budget nothing else. Hehehehhee"
"Oooh I like these. But they're expensive. Ah-hahahaha hyuck"
I'm fourth hand humiliated FOR her.
Get ur pregnant lookin ass back in the "ah-SHARE-reee!" And go get some trough filler like you really left the shanty for anyway.
I'm sure poopCrisp will just FALL for you the moment you apply the $39 high school gloss.
Out of the mall and waddling in the lot, "I feel something brewin'.... let's find a WASHHHROOM"

She's so gross
And her self consciousness due to zero self esteem which drives her need to always be on live so she "looks as tho she is gabbing w/her (pretend) bestie," is more embarrassing than I think anything else.
"Let's just do hardeeez. Do they have a WASHHHROOM? Ugh its upstairs.

Wahhh. Oy don't WANNA do a WORKOUT just to go bathroom

wah... Oy know oy'm pathetic"
(Anyone know why she calls it "washhhhroom" btw??)
These two pics are screen grabbed from TWO SECONDS after she saw baeeeee in chat and said "do u like my lipgloss?!" And then had to immediately run her sleeve over her snot trail

I love you all and goodnight.