Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Dizzyuntildeath]

@mitsuba :3 Hey stupid, settle a bet for us. Does your mom have a job?

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

So, how were the bathtub-thawed shrimp?

yummy

 

[NerdShamer]

sorry for saying USING THE BATHTUB TO MAKE SHRIMP instead of USING THE BATHTUB TO THAW SHRIMP or something

Okay, now stop shitting in your bathtub before you use it to thaw out seafood.

 

[Axiom.]

Elaine is attempting to reach out to Zoey.
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Tiffany being reached out by her old big pissister? Aw, she misses her friend.

 

[CallmeCicada]

All you guys neggin' the sous vide bathtub technique. If its stupid but it works, it's not stupid. Zoey is now master chef.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

All you guys neggin' the sous vide bathtub technique. If its stupid but it work, it's not stupid. Zoey is now master chef.

It isn't stupid if nobody knows what you're doing.

 

[clara red bottoms]

It isn't stupid if nobody knows what you're doing.

Or brilliant.


Jk.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Or brilliant.


Jk.

it actually could work, if her tap comes out hot enough (sometimes mine can literally burn my hand). But if she just used a thermometer to keep track that the the water is at 135F for 20 min and Tupperware bucket instead because the ceramic tub would lose heat way too fast. lmao

 

[Xev]

Alright Zoey I'm not buying this narrative that your kitchen sink doesn't have hot water. I'm going to need a picture of this sink because I'm betting it's filled with two month old dirty dishes. Also, a bathroom sink maybe? The bathtub was the exact worst choice of 3.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

It's has nothing to do with the hot water, it's because of this:

my sink is too small

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Not believable. Tiffany, as we discovered a while back, is a low iq fire setter that experiences arousal and fascination at fire. She would be standing inches from it sticking her hand at it and getting frustrated that she couldn't touch it if it weren't for the god damned heat.

 

[NerdShamer]

She would be standing inches from it sticking her hand at it and getting frustrated that she couldn't put it in her vag if it weren't for the god damned heat.

fixed

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

fixed

@mitsuba :3 IS THIS TRUE????

 

[NerdShamer]

@mitsuba :3 IS THIS TRUE????

Apparently, yes

 

[Xev]

Apparently, yes
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Is there any way to make that cat look more jewish?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Is there any way to make that cat look more jewish?

A numbered tattoo on its wrist and a star of David patch

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Is there any way to make that cat look more jewish?

An attempt was made.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

@mitsuba :3 When was the last time you were at temple? Do you perform Sitting Shiva at the passing of direct blood relatives?
I would speak to you of the purity of your Jewblood.

 

[Finger Pistols]

it was to thaw the shrimp
i put them in the air fryer afterwards
stop assuming im insane when i just come up with really good shortcuts

....You don't have a sink in the kitchen or bathroom? Or a bowl or tuperware? Why would you thaw the shrimp in the bathtub of all places young lady?

jt doesnt get hot enough

A kettle or boiling water in a metal bowl will always be hotter than the tap water regulated by the main heater in the building.
I am at my limit.

Edit: holy shit, grammar.