Jason Unruhe & Maoist Rebel News

Jason is sort of the pet lolcow of the online radical left. He's pretty much a meme at this point. He represents the worst of the "anti-imperialist" left, like the tendency to support some truly horrifying totalitarian states, including ones that practice there own particularly brutal kind of imperialism and exploitation of workers, so long as these states have regimes that hate the west. And he's also perfectly willing to brush off the deaths of innocents with the ridiculous idea that the people killed were acting as collaborators merely by trying to go about their daily lives and provide for themselves and their families in a western, capitalist society. He's like a commie version of those neocons who are perfectly willing to ignore human rights abuses by pro-western regimes, and who could care less about collateral damage inflicted by western military operations. Jason is a great example of how extremists tend to resemble the people they hate the most. He would be absolutely reprehensible if people actually took him seriously, but since no one other than a few Maotist retards do, he's just another douchebag lolcow.
 
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It takes a truly exceptional individual to completely unite leftists of all tendencies in mockery and mirth.

Also, how have we not posted his greatest moment?

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Jason Caden has made his debut appearance on the English-language Iranian propaganda outlet Press TV:

It'll be rather interesting if they plan to retain him as a contributor. He'll be joining a rather exceptional list of contributors which includes David Duke and George Galloway. Most of Press TV's contributors are left-wing extremists, conspiracy theorists, and anti-semites.

Also, I found this great picture on /leftypol/:
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Daughter of Pomona said:
MRN is dismayed about the US election.
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I just can't believe this guy. He is actively advocating the violent death of innocent Americans who have absolutely goddamn nothing to do with any of the decisions of the US military, despite having some vague objection to our government on moral grounds? Are you positive he's not secretly a right-winger who wants to make Marxism look bad?

Also, LOL! Voting for Trump can only be motivated by empty headed racism, apparently. This guy utterly fails to understand even the basic tenets of his own ideology. Donald Trump is pretty popular among the working class, specifically because he promises them jobs, security, and a voice in politics. This exceptional neo-maoist even mentioned the fact that Trump promised to bring the jobs back. But nope, everything is all about race, the entire nation of the USA is a capitalist plot to hurt his feelings and exterminate third world countries, and Jason is the only person who sees the truth. I see he has even embraced #BLM. He's like every leftist lolcow rolled into one. Though, to be fair, he still isn't as much of a cuck as Anthony Burch.

"Frankly, I don't even know what the point of this video was." Fucking priceless. He is a hugely underrated lolcow.
 
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Hey, he managed to get an interview with an actual news program! I've never even heard of PressTV, but they seem legit I guess. It's pretty sad that he didn't even bother to shave and put a wig over the ridiculous Mr-T haircut first, but I guess living as a battle-hardened revolutionary guerrilla in the wilderness of Canada doesn't leave much time for professionalism /sneed.

EDIT: Apparently, PressTV is the official international news network of Iran. What a surprise. :lol:
 
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