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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Klassy.
Living the dream, lol.
 
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Fat fucking pig eating tortas at 9pm.

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Klassy.
Living the dream, lol.
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Im pretty sure this is the torta place he swore we’d never be able to find until he started to talk more about 2 buildings next to it, claimed they’re everywhere and it’s impossible to know, and I just asked a LLM based on that and found it instantly
 
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Ralph doesn't even realize the hand size and dexterity of a 4-year old makes a Switch inappropriate and frustrating for a child to try and operate. Even Nintendo, who loves to sell to kids, recommends Switch to ages 6 and up.

Fuck hell Ralph, go read Xander a book, color with him or practice writing letters with him, instead of shoving an electronic device in his hand to hypnotize him. Get him a mega blocks set to build with. Ralph has decided the only way his son is going to want to spend time with him is via cheap bribery of allowing him to do forbidden things. Sad.
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Xander is 3 years old. He turns 4 in two months (May 27th). He's currently at the age of learning how to put multi-word sentences together, how to walk up the stairs without falling down, counting, and playing pretend. Obviously it's a very formative period for a child's growth cycle and brain development. It goes without saying Xander isn't mentally or physically capable of playing or understanding video games in a meaningful way, actually, video games would probably be a net negative impact at this stage in his development if you want to know the truth about it, bitch.

Ralph would know this if he spent time being a father.

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Does he ever cook?
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Knowing how to cook is embarrassing because cooking is a womanly hobby that you pay restaurants to do for you.
 
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Pale Empress said:
Xander is 3 years old. He turns 4 in two months (May 27th). He's currently at the age of learning how to put multi-word sentences together, how to walk up the stairs without falling down, counting, and playing pretend. Obviously it's a very formative period for a child's growth cycle and brain development. It goes without saying Xander isn't mentally or physically capable of playing or understanding video games in a meaningful way, actually, video games would probably be a net negative impact at this stage in his development if you want to know the truth about it, bitch.

Ralph would know this if he spent time being a father.
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Ralph sucked so much at games, he had Sandra teach him and he will do the same with Xander. Also vidyagames are for men you stupid Karen Farmer,
 
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Ralph sucked so much at games, he had Sandra teach him and he will do the same with Xander. Also vidyagames are for men you stupid Karen Farmer,
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Ralph, saying you played video games at 4 isn't really helping your case. If Xander turns out like you he won't even figure out how to play video games anyway.
 
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Pale Empress said:
Xander is 3 years old. He turns 4 in two months (May 27th). He's currently at the age of learning how to put multi-word sentences together, how to walk up the stairs without falling down, counting, and playing pretend. Obviously it's a very formative period for a child's growth cycle and brain development. It goes without saying Xander isn't mentally or physically capable of playing or understanding video games in a meaningful way, actually, video games would probably be a net negative impact at this stage in his development if you want to know the truth about it, bitch.

Ralph would know this if he spent time being a father.


Knowing how to cook is embarrassing because cooking is a womanly hobby that you pay restaurants to do for you.
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Holy shit you hurt him with this one. Not only hollering about how he's been a fat couch potatoe since 3, but how he needed a woman, his mother, to help him. And an NES at 4? Talk about being an old man.
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Ralph sucked so much at games, he had Sandra teach him and he will do the same with Xander. Also vidyagames are for men you stupid Karen Farmer,
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You can tell this was written by an LLM because it isn't riddled with errors. And look at the "flexing" of OLD consoles. NES AND SNES!? Woah ralphamale, slow down, the rest of us could barely keep up.


Since we know ralph is reading, I wanna know if he is such a gamer and been playing for so long, why is he so bad at them? Jim, a cripple cancer riddled old man stomped his ass in, I think it was, street fighter. Imagine bragging about gaming when that footage exists lol.
 
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Ralph, Jesus Christ, give your kidS some books, not video games. Picture books, coloring books, crayons, craft projects, little kid Legos, some seeds to grow a little plant with some help. Or quality books someone can read to a kid before bed. Counting, sorting, early math games. Age-appropriate puzzles. There are a million things that are fun, are good quality, and will develop a toddler mind, dexterity, and personality far more than a screen and control will do.


(there's a 4 yo page as well)






 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Ralph, Jesus Christ, give your kidS some books, not video games. Picture books, coloring books, crayons, craft projects, little kid Legos, some seeds to grow a little plant with some help. Or quality books someone can read to a kid before bed. Counting, sorting, early math games. Age-appropriate puzzles. There are a million things that are fun, are good quality, and will develop a toddler mind, dexterity, and personality far more than a screen and control will do.


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Doesn't matter what's best for Xander, it's about what RALPH wants! And he wants his son to become exactly like himself and he was playing nintenbox at 4 years old!!!
 
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Salvatore Leone said:
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Ralph sucked so much at games, he had Sandra teach him and he will do the same with Xander. Also vidyagames are for men you stupid Karen Farmer,
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That's an awful lot of words and coping and seething when he could have saved a lot of time and effort and said his parents neglected him and he has no idea how to positively nurture the kid he sees once every three months. That's a pretty funny screed of insults from him, considering he doesn't even play video games (FIFA or whatever EA Sports title he fires up for fifteen minutes once a year don't count).

He had a TV in his room at age 5? No wonder he's brain-rotted and obsessed with Basketball-Americans. Hopefully Faith and Isaiah do a better job of raising Xander than Ronnie and Sandra did with Ethan, but it looks promising so far.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Ralph, Jesus Christ, give your kidS some books, not video games. Picture books, coloring books, crayons, craft projects, little kid Legos, some seeds to grow a little plant with some help. Or quality books someone can read to a kid before bed. Counting, sorting, early math games. Age-appropriate puzzles. There are a million things that are fun, are good quality, and will develop a toddler mind, dexterity, and personality far more than a screen and control will do.


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He wanted to give his kid a portrait of his dead mother who did nothing to help his (the child's) own mother from being abused by the alcoholic smelly ragepig. You need to think in terms of BDPiggy self-importance.
 
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