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Keffals spent the first 50 minutes of stream troubleshooting his audio. He seems extra amped up today—must've taken some uppers.



Tippy is having his coworkers watch the stream.

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Imagine working with Tipster and he's shoving his phone in your face or putting some weird troonstream on a shared screen. You need the job and you don't want trouble with HR so you try not to say anything, but this fat, sweaty man's erection is increasingly visible through his not-washed-in-weeks sweatpants. Awful.
 
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Captain Retard said:
New scam incoming? Keffals is planning to release a book regarding the cow's adventures during the GFM scam era,
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Assuming he actually does, and this is not just another fundraiser that will vanish up his snoot, I can’t see it going well for him. He’s incapable of self-reflection or personal responsibility. He’ll just write a bunch of lies that make him out to be the victim, whereupon everyone will call him out for it.

Besides, what kind of story is it? “I’m a tranny streamer, I did fart porn, a eunuch rapist recruited me to take a website down, we failed, it backfired and now I’m an ageing fat junkie nobody.” Yeah, that’s a bestseller right there.
 
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Dr. Jaime Reyes said:
Imagine working with Tipster and he's shoving his phone in your face or putting some weird troonstream on a shared screen. You need the job and you don't want trouble with HR so you try not to say anything, but this fat, sweaty man's erection is increasingly visible through his not-washed-in-weeks sweatpants. Awful.
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I'd see if that's grounds for termination. It has to be against human rights.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Assuming he actually does, and this is not just another fundraiser that will vanish up his snoot, I can’t see it going well for him. He’s incapable of self-reflection or personal responsibility. He’ll just write a bunch of lies that make him out to be the victim, whereupon everyone will call him out for it.

Besides, what kind of story is it? “I’m a tranny streamer, I did fart porn, a eunuch rapist recruited me to take a website down, we failed, it backfired and now I’m an ageing fat junkie nobody.” Yeah, that’s a bestseller right there.
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Unless Keffals is actually as traumatized as they claim, I don't understand the cow's plan.
The best opportunity to tell the truth(?) was when doubts started about the GFM (it's called transparency, Keffals).
The second best was when drama tube were making content about the scam.
Right now, Keffals has fallen to irrelevancy (how many more streams will the cow need to make to surpass Chud's single video about the cow's return?) and has lost so much money. The book won't sell much, if at all. Perhaps Tippy boy might make some orders in bulk and a couple haters might order it, before they share it online sparing the aloggers from having to support a scam artist more than absolutely necessary. If it actually gets physically published by an actual publisher, I might gift some memberships for dedicated Keffals aloggers.
 
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I wonder if this retarded illiterate monkey knows that he'd be executed in the communist countries for being the faggot he is
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Even if they made peace with his degeneracy he'd still be executed for being absolutely fucking useless. He's not even fit for the labor camps (not with his fibruh!).
 
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In a bid to rebrand, Keffals has deleted all of their drama videos on their sub account KeffalsLive.
This includes the hour-long video in which I was accused of some sort of Machiavellian scheme which torpedoed their popularity, supposedly resulting in over 35,000 Twitter unfollows.

The video of them accusing their ex fiance during DKF of rape is still up though :story:
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Punished Neco said:
In a bid to rebrand, Keffals has deleted all of their drama videos on their sub account KeffalsLive.
This includes the hour-long video in which I was accused of some sort of Machiavellian scheme which torpedoed their popularity, supposedly resulting in over 35,000 Twitter unfollows.

The video of them accusing their ex fiance during DKF of rape is still up though :story:
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To be fair, that is not just drama (even though the whole fiasco never reached the courts, apparently)
My memory is shitty so don't take me on my word. Keffals said more or less that they were in the wrong, apologized to the people affected and deleted the videos. I believe this support my point. Imagine deleting THAT video among the rest after making those statements. It's ammo (though one can easily claim that Keffals simply wants to leave traumatic events behind) and although Keffals keeps repeating that they don't care about drama, they care enough to consider optics.
 
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Captain Retard said:
New scam incoming? Keffals is planning to release a book regarding the cow's adventures during the GFM scam era,
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Here's that section of the stream.

AI summary: Keffals reflects on the traumatic events of 2022, explaining that discussing them in detail can trigger emotional distress. He shares that he is actively working on his mental health with a therapist and is focused on moving forward rather than dwelling on the past. He reveals that he has begun writing a book to share his side of the story and clarify public misunderstandings, highlighting how chaotic and surreal the situation was, including an anecdote involving Chelsea Manning. Overall, he hopes to begin a new, healthier chapter in life and reconnect meaningfully with his audience.


So, okay. Hindsight is 20/20. Um, I said this in the Discord, and I'll say it here, and, um, I'm not on socials, right? So, I encourage you all to clip me, because I'm- I'm not gonna be making a lot of statements, right? My- my socials are mostly go-live announcements.

I cannot talk about what happened to me in 2022 without risking having a- having flashbacks. Like, I can't. I- I can't talk about that. And, I don't, like... I, um... I'm trying to be very careful, even, like, addressing this. Because, like, um, I don't want to have to, like, end the stream. It's very raw. I still have nightmares about everything. It's- it's very hard. It's why I have to see a psychologist every week. Like, I'm very actively working on it. Yeah, Chat's not a therapist. I have a therapist.

Like, it's just, like, um... (clears throat) (exhales) I want to start a new chapter, and I want to move forward. So I don't want to... I don't want to be stuck continuously addressing one of the most traumatic periods of my life.

Um... When I was in rehab, I wrote 90 pages of a rough draft of a book, and I plan to eventually find a publisher and put out a book about everything that happened. Because I think one thing is that there was so much that happened that people, um, called me a liar saying I constantly contradicted myself, but it- it's, um... So much happened in such a short time, and it was very traumatic and very hard to deal with. I'm struggling to even, like, get the words out.

But basically, what I'm just trying to say is that, like, I- I would like to move on from the past. I wanna focus on having a good time with the community. I wanna build bridges, not burn them. I don't wanna fight people. I wanna heal from everything that happened. I wanna come out better on the other side of all of it.

No, like, an autobiography of the events that happened. Like, there was a bunch of crazy shit that happened that I couldn't talk about. Like, I hired Chelsea Manning's cybersecurity firm, and she was literally on my couch the day the Queen died. Like, that sounds made up. I had to get her permission, uh, to even say, "Hey can I- I can mention you in this book, right? 'Cause this sounds made up as fuck." (laughs)

Keffals explains why he changed the name of his Discord from Catboy Ranch to Wigglercord.


Oh, yeah, also with the Discord changes, I changed it to discord.gg/keffals and I just changed it to Wigglercord. Catboy Ranch was funny, but it's a harassment vector because there are so many videos that call it like a pedophile, uh, server.

So, I feel like with a new start and a new chapter to this community we should make that change. You know? It makes the mod's life like ten times harder just having that name. The j- yeah, the joke ran its course. It- it's just over. It's, uh, it's done. It's over.

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Does anyone have more information?
It appears that our cow is/was an abusive employer.
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You can find more information in this post by @Punished Neco from about a year ago.
 
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A. G. Peak said:
Keffals spent the first 50 minutes of stream troubleshooting his audio. He seems extra amped up today—must've taken some uppers.

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Tippy is having his coworkers watch the stream.

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"This is probably the first stream where someone had their tits out troubleshooting linux."
Pretty sure landwhale Randi Harper was doing that over a decade ago but yeah, pat yourself on the back for doing something boring.
 
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