Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Alex Hogendorp]

Then why don't you brush your teeth? They're fully yellow.

My teeth ain't yellow. You're colorblind.

 

[Dead Lion]

My teeth ain't yellow. You're colorblind.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

My teeth ain't yellow. You're colorblind.

 

[Media Consumer]

My teeth ain't yellow

...stalker child.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

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Again, I don't see yellow. You're color blind.

 

[Media Consumer]

He's taken to shitting up the Keffals thread

 

[The Cunting Death]

Again, I don't see yellow. You're color blind.

You're colorblind you dumb nigger

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

You're colorblind you dumb nigger

No I'm not. I have eyes. You don't nigger.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I have eyes

Not with those glasses

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Not with those glasses

Alex Hogendorp is the best user on Kiwi Farms because I hate Kiwi Farms.

Edit: The Trashcans don't disprove it.

The Cunting Death, More like the Cunting Nigger.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

No I'm not. I have eyes. You don't nigger.

I discovered the color yellow and all it's associated hues, and those chompers be fuckin yellow, mate.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Alex Hogendorp is the best user on Kiwi Farms because I hate Kiwi Farms.

The fattest user? Yep
The user with the worst hygiene? Yep
The biggest virgin? Yes
A worthless pedophile? Check

Not seeing best Kiwi here but you win all the other categories, lardass

 

[slungus22]

Alex Hogendorp is the best user on Kiwi Farms because I hate Kiwi Farms.

Edit: The Trashcans don't disprove it.

The Cunting Death, More like the Cunting Nigger.

Will you be changing your last name in the future

 

[Sperg Spectating]

The biggest virgin? Yes

Hey now, he's fucked his sister. He's in the big leagues.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The fattest user? Yep
The user with the worst hygiene? Yep
The biggest virgin? Yes
A worthless pedophile? Check

Not seeing best Kiwi here but you win all the other categories, lardass

The fattest user? No
The user with the worst hygiene? No
The biggest virgin? No
A worthless pedophile? Nope

I corrected it nigger. Stop calling me a pedophile.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Alex Hogendorp is the best user on Kiwi Farms because I cry and can't sleep at night after reading my Kiwi Farms thread.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Xev]

Canadian eh, let me speak to you using the language of your people.
Saar, you are a retarded pedophile, you have no redeeming qualities, saar.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Canadian eh, let me speak to you using the language of your people.
Saar, you are a retarded pedophile, you have no redeeming qualities, saar.

All of you haters need to fucking die!

 

[necross]

No I'm not. I have eyes. You don't nigger.

Aren't you into that shit?

Spoiler

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

you fags are all worthless and you will all die virgins!