Your plan failed and we are living happily ever after and you, are still just a sad obsessed wh*re re-living your little 15 minutes of Gorlworld fame over and over in your grandma's house, or getting gang-banged for a buck
wh*re - Whores get paid. Exactly what do you call someone who claims to have had sex for some kind of hamburger?
getting gang-banged for a buck - Even sorry sacks of shit like the camel jockey have standards. He won't touch you with a rented dick, let alone a broom handle. He won't sleep in the same bed with you. He won't sleep in the same room, the same apartment, the same building. He won't sleep in the same part of the city as you. He won't even share a meal with you as a lead in to sex, because watching you eat is the greatest inducement to a starvation diet that I can think of. He won't throw you a pity fuck because that would involve approaching the superfund site that is your asscrack while he's probing for someplace to attempt to poke you. His junior jihadi may be deformed, but it's his and I'm sure he'd prefer not to scare it. What have you got in that grand canyon, there, anyway? Couple of dead hamsters? Extra sandwiches? An emergency pizza? An emergency fork? In any event, we know no erection could withstand any contact with you. ER doctors have an instant solution to Viagra induced four hour boners, if the use of your picture wouldn't drive the patient mad, and I'd guess there isn't enough Viagra on the planet for that poor sucker to maintain for four minutes. TL/DR, at least the woman with the hieroglyphics on her face is getting laid, unlike you. Hoist with your own petard, for the nanosecond said petard might survive before shattering into a million pieces.
As for your huzzbind, say the word close your eyes and click your heels three times and it still won't be true, his happily ever after will come when he finds an appropriately sized trench or crater or sinkhole to dump you in after the organ that draws the long straw takes you out. But since I doubt renting a backhoe to finish the job will be affordable, I might suggest searching you tube for a certain video from Oregon. No, forget I said it. He'd only fuck it up.
Did anybody who watched the video this "song" featured in actually make it through to the end?
"The world is against us, but you already know
I could stare at you forever and get lost in your soul.
Let's watch a movie and eat popcorn in bed.
Baby, I love spending time massaging your head.
Oh, baby, baby, baby
What are you doing to me?
Saying 'no' to Hardee's is taking care of me.
You make me feel like I was born in the 70's.
Baby, baby, baby
On ???, we are on top of the world
Feeding cats and getting Lulu ice cream
You are so handsome that you make me scream.
Oh, baby
God, please protect us from the evil eye
Voodoo dolls and jealousy of my guy
Syrian and Canadian is a perfect pair
I'm so blessed to have you that it's simply not fair
Oh, baby
You're the only one who can see my hairrrrr
People can try so hard to tear us apart
But our hearts are way fuller than our grocery cart at checkout (this is hilarious)
This kung fu king loves every single roll
Y'all can stay mad and eat it up, trolls."
If you did, please visit your nearest emergency room or suicide booth.
